Many miles away.......

shivashakti: Many miles away.......

Well I can see this has been taken care of.

The Shadow is willing to tell all He knows to the proper authorities....

But He needs about tree fiddy.

large, shadowy creature was spotted around the scene

I swear, I was home the whole time.

"So I says, what you want, you goddamn monta?!"

verbal_jizm: shivashakti: Many miles away.......

Well I can see this has been taken care of.

Thank you!

/and now I can't get that out of my head.

The Police must have found them...

Unimpressed.

a reward of 500 kilos of shortbread has been offered for any information leading to a barrel of scotch.

Meatzilla

Henry Silva: Is this the way it happened? Was Jack the Ripper in fact a sixty-foot sea serpent from Scotland? Did I take this job to make a quick buck? We may never know the answers to these questions.

Bullshiat Or Not?

Synchronicity!

Unavailable for comment.

Moderator: Some Farkers have had trouble with the Sun website recently, we're checking into it.

It's a blessing really, you shouldn't bother looking into it.

Hold on, there's someone at the door of my cottage on the shore.

FF Mac: Synchronicity!

I second that

I don't have AVG (but I have other spyware protection). When I went to the Sun site it attempted to download a fake spyware detection program.

Nasty.

See! I told you that having factories that belch filth into the skies would have consequences.

In other news, there's a little black spot on the sun today...

Are there really elephants in Loch Ness?
Someone should stop that.

Heroic Poser: Someone should stop that.

I imagine the first winter would stop it.

Hey I almost posted the entire lyrics to the song Synchronicity II here. Glad I realized in time.
/quivers before the power of fark

Chances of an elephant swimming in Loch Ness?

Two bodies found in Scottish loch, two men still missing. Bigfoot and Elvis sought for questioning after large, shadowy blurry creature was spotted around the scene



/lest we forget

shivashakti: Many miles away.......

Wow! Jung'd be impressed that we all had the same idea at around the same time!

Was this greenlit solely because someone finds the word "loch" amusing? Seriously, it's a routine missing person's inquiry, nothing funny to see. Even the Sun's legendary playschool reporting is within sober limits in this piece.

Also, it happened on Loch Awe (new window) ... no plesiosaurs anywhere near.

A humiliating kick in the CROTCH!!!