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(The Sun) Scary Two bodies found in Scottish loch, two men still missing. Bigfoot and Elvis sought for questioning after large, shadowy creature was spotted around the scene   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 28
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shivashakti [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 03:06:43 AM  
Many miles away.......

 
verbal_jizm [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 03:23:11 AM  
shivashakti: Many miles away.......

Well I can see this has been taken care of.

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 03:47:29 AM  
The Shadow is willing to tell all He knows to the proper authorities....

But He needs about tree fiddy.

 
Meatzilla [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 04:58:23 AM  
i43.photobucket.com

 
The Mad Highlander 2009-03-22 07:28:28 AM  
large, shadowy creature was spotted around the scene

I swear, I was home the whole time.

 
TomD9938 2009-03-22 07:42:39 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

"So I says, what you want, you goddamn monta?!"

 
That_Bob_Guy 2009-03-22 07:45:16 AM  
verbal_jizm: shivashakti: Many miles away.......

Well I can see this has been taken care of.


Thank you!

/and now I can't get that out of my head.

 
pit_monster 2009-03-22 07:56:47 AM  
The Police must have found them...

 
lostcat 2009-03-22 08:14:38 AM  
www.retard-o-rama.com
Unimpressed.

 
flamingboard 2009-03-22 08:19:46 AM  
a reward of 500 kilos of shortbread has been offered for any information leading to a barrel of scotch.

 
SonOfSpam 2009-03-22 08:31:27 AM  
Meatzilla

Henry Silva: Is this the way it happened? Was Jack the Ripper in fact a sixty-foot sea serpent from Scotland? Did I take this job to make a quick buck? We may never know the answers to these questions.

Bullshiat Or Not?

 
FF Mac [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 08:33:39 AM  
Synchronicity!

 
Mongo cut wood 2009-03-22 08:45:44 AM  
Unavailable for comment.

www.wired.com

 
Glasgowsfinest [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 09:11:37 AM  
Moderator: Some Farkers have had trouble with the Sun website recently, we're checking into it.

It's a blessing really, you shouldn't bother looking into it.

 
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 10:02:19 AM  
www.dancewithshadows.com

news.nationalgeographic.com

 
theorellior 2009-03-22 10:14:55 AM  
Hold on, there's someone at the door of my cottage on the shore.

 
dennysgod 2009-03-22 10:42:50 AM  
FF Mac: Synchronicity!

I second that

 
Tillmaster 2009-03-22 11:42:19 AM  
I don't have AVG (but I have other spyware protection). When I went to the Sun site it attempted to download a fake spyware detection program.

Nasty.

 
destrip 2009-03-22 11:51:53 AM  
See! I told you that having factories that belch filth into the skies would have consequences.

In other news, there's a little black spot on the sun today...

 
Heroic Poser 2009-03-22 11:54:03 AM  
Are there really elephants in Loch Ness?
Someone should stop that.

 
Glasgowsfinest [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 12:36:08 PM  
Heroic Poser: Someone should stop that.

I imagine the first winter would stop it.

 
Roquefort 2009-03-22 12:37:07 PM  
Hey I almost posted the entire lyrics to the song Synchronicity II here. Glad I realized in time.
/quivers before the power of fark

 
Bad_Jew 2009-03-22 01:03:17 PM  
Chances of an elephant swimming in Loch Ness?

 
Brainsick 2009-03-22 01:36:28 PM  
Two bodies found in Scottish loch, two men still missing. Bigfoot and Elvis sought for questioning after large, shadowy blurry creature was spotted around the scene

www.rollogrady.com

/lest we forget

 
Useless_Farker 2009-03-22 01:38:52 PM  
www.keithford.com

 
TheOtherDub 2009-03-22 03:21:45 PM  
shivashakti: Many miles away.......

Wow! Jung'd be impressed that we all had the same idea at around the same time!

 
ParaHandy 2009-03-22 07:55:15 PM  
Was this greenlit solely because someone finds the word "loch" amusing? Seriously, it's a routine missing person's inquiry, nothing funny to see. Even the Sun's legendary playschool reporting is within sober limits in this piece.

Also, it happened on Loch Awe (new window) ... no plesiosaurs anywhere near.

 
richardfitztightly 2009-03-23 07:07:56 PM  
A humiliating kick in the CROTCH!!!

 
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