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(WV Regional Jail) Amusing Sorry, we are out of gold paint today. How about some white?   (wvrja.com) divider line 223
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Drathus [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 09:52:39 PM  
Awww, someone needs an intervention.

 
dj_bigbird [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 10:04:08 PM  
That can't be....naww....not likely....

 
dj_bigbird [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 10:06:31 PM  
holy shiat it is!

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 10:07:24 PM  
dj_bigbird: That can't be....naww....not likely....

Oh yeah, that's the infamous one. I'm surprised the guy hasn't given himself some kind of cancer or wrecked his nostrils or something.

 
ninetywt [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 10:09:00 PM  
Or turned his brain to rubber. Poor guy.

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 10:13:07 PM  
ninetywt: Or turned his brain to rubber. Poor guy.

Yeah. That's got to be one of the nastier addictions you can pick up. Why doesn't he just farking buy the bottle of paint though? Just seems a whole lot simpler to do something like that in private, unless he's got an exhibitionist streak too.

 
SpinStopper [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 10:15:19 PM  
i42.tinypic.com

i43.tinypic.com

 
ninetywt [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 10:16:21 PM  
Was he arrested for stealing, or for huffing?

 
SpinStopper [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 10:20:22 PM  
ninetywt: Was he arrested for stealing, or for huffing?

Could have been drinking.

Paint ;)

 
davidphogan [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 10:26:17 PM  
Holy damn shiat. That wasn't really expected.

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 10:27:45 PM  
Oh Jesus, not again!

 
ttc2301 2009-03-21 10:27:53 PM  
WTF is wrong with this guy? That can't be fun.

 
Berz 2009-03-21 10:28:49 PM  
The recession has even hit him :(

 
DBrandisNC 2009-03-21 10:28:54 PM  
Welcome back old friend.

 
AppleOptionEsc 2009-03-21 10:28:57 PM  
so he first did gold
then he did silver
now he did white?
WTF dude, your were supposed to go for bronze. What a dick. screwed up the pattern.

 
Crazy Joe Davola 2009-03-21 10:29:00 PM  
I feel like I've just witnessed the evolution of a meme...

They grow up so fast.

 
davidphogan [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 10:29:03 PM  
I have to wonder if he knows he's pretty well infamous among internet users?

 
Chucklz [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 10:29:29 PM  
Man that guys jaw needs realignment.

 
SpinStopper [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 10:29:42 PM  
If he's always getting that all over his face, his lungs must be solid paint by now ;)

 
yogaFLAME [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 10:29:45 PM  
It helps that he's making the exact same damn face.

 
Bring-out-your-dead 2009-03-21 10:29:53 PM  
Where's Tillman?

 
Sheseala 2009-03-21 10:30:07 PM  
Does he only have one expression?

 
Somaticasual [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 10:30:14 PM  
This guy needs a motivational poster for "persistence"

 
dcigary [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 10:30:22 PM  
So, is his face stuck in that expression? I thought it was just a "This is really crappy" expression, but now that we've seen two, I don't know. Maybe all those paint fumes have fried his face muscles or something...

 
zodar99 2009-03-21 10:30:23 PM  
I have to wonder if he knows what the internet is. Or how to tie his shoes. Or his own name. Huffing Brain-B-Gon is bad, kids.

 
badscooter [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 10:30:37 PM  
img22.imageshack.us

 
Lunger42 2009-03-21 10:30:37 PM  
WOW, quick where's Tillman and his photoshops?

Hopefully the first Tillman reference

 
Nurglitch 2009-03-21 10:30:59 PM  
GAT_00: dj_bigbird: That can't be....naww....not likely....

Oh yeah, that's the infamous one. I'm surprised the guy hasn't given himself some kind of cancer or wrecked his nostrils or something.


How do you know he hasn't wrecked his nostils and given himself cancer? That only thing you can tell from looking at the guy is that he doesn't have much left going on inside of him.

If he was a dog, we'd put him down.

 
Crazymuthafarker [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 10:31:05 PM  
At least it didn't happen after labor day. Imagine the embarassment.

 
Fluid 2009-03-21 10:31:42 PM  
ttc2301
WTF is wrong with this guy? That can't be fun.

Yeah, I'd just stick to drinking yourself silly. Paradoxical as it seems, the eventual consequences may be less embarassing.

 
Nakito 2009-03-21 10:33:29 PM  
I wonder if the nerve damage to his mouth is a result of the huffing. It's a destructive habit.

 
adamgeld 2009-03-21 10:34:13 PM  
Geeez, isn't this the third time he was arrested for huffing paint?! When is someone going to put him in an institution before he kills himself?

 
hurdboy [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 10:34:17 PM  
GO PAT GO

 
yogaFLAME [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 10:35:18 PM  
Nakito: I wonder if the nerve damage to his mouth is a result of the huffing. It's a destructive habit.

Well, it doesn't seem to be... progressing. How long ago was the "Warriors" gold version from?

 
Sm3agol85 2009-03-21 10:35:29 PM  
He has as many and varied facial expressions as keanu reeves. He should try acting.

 
exxxcite 2009-03-21 10:36:57 PM  
Another great pic on his Ohio Parole Violation page:

http://www.drc.state.oh.us/pval/PvalDetails.aspx?id=A371379 (new window)

 
basemetal [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 10:36:58 PM  
Get the boy hooked up with Dr Drew stat. Maybe Gary Busey can help too.

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 10:36:58 PM  
Nurglitch: How do you know he hasn't wrecked his nostils and given himself cancer? That only thing you can tell from looking at the guy is that he doesn't have much left going on inside of him.

If he was a dog, we'd put him down.


True enough, but I expect the kind of damage that stuff gives would lead to something that would kill quickly.

 
Crazy Joe Davola 2009-03-21 10:37:17 PM  
adamgeld: Geeez, isn't this the third time he was arrested for huffing paint?! When is someone going to put him in an institution before he kills himself?

Typical librul and there 'lets waste taxpayers money on rehabilitation' nonsence. what this guy needs is a hefty fine and some jail time. That will teach him

 
atomic-age [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 10:38:03 PM  
Berz: The recession has even hit him :(

Have you seen the price for gold lately? Ol' Pat mailed all his to cash4gold.com. Til his check gets here, it's white.

 
Kevin72 2009-03-21 10:38:49 PM  
Oh, no. Say it ain't so, Joe.

 
Obnox [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-03-21 10:39:02 PM  
I'm glad to see that he has a fresh haircut. Lookin' sharp, Pat. Ease up on the paint a little and get back to work. We gotta install microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries...

 
Wrong_Intentions 2009-03-21 10:39:07 PM  
exxxcite: Another great pic on his Ohio Parole Violation page:

http://www.drc.state.oh.us/pval/PvalDetails.aspx?id=A371379 (new window)


Holy shiat! He has a face under all that paint?!

 
JamesLi 2009-03-21 10:39:26 PM  
yogaFLAME: It helps that he's making the exact same damn face.

Strokes from huffing paint help with that.

 
atomic-age [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 10:39:30 PM  
exxxcite: Another great pic on his Ohio Parole Violation page:

http://www.drc.state.oh.us/pval/PvalDetails.aspx?id=A371379 (new window)


He looks better with a little color, I think.

 
McKeesport Beer Baron 2009-03-21 10:39:36 PM  
This makes forth time, right? The new mugshot is different than badscooter's pic.

 
starzman2003 2009-03-21 10:39:46 PM  
Again, no freaking way!

I wonder if his fark handle is IHuffAllColorsofPaint.

 
KingoftheCheese 2009-03-21 10:39:48 PM  
This made my night. Feel sorry for the dude, but still, just plain amazing.

 
black_knight 2009-03-21 10:40:20 PM  
He just loves being a Fark cliche, doesn't he?

 
Spaghetti Eatin' Goombah 2009-03-21 10:40:21 PM  
Chucklz: Man that guys jaw needs realignment.

I was thinking the same thing. His jaw has the exact same tilt to his right.

 
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