Not cool, dude. Not cool.

Hate to tell ya, lighting fire to an unconcious man is not a prank...

The Jackassification of America continues.

Ooops...upon RTFA I see that this occurred in the UK.

/jackass

here's the asswipe that thought it would be funny to set an unconscious man on fire

Youcouldntfindme: Hate to tell ya, lighting fire to an unconcious man is not a prank...

ksdanj: The Jackassification Americanization of America Europe continues.

There, fixed that for ya.

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

understimulated: ksdanj: The Jackassification Americanization of America Europe continues.

There, fixed that for ya.

Suck my 'merican cawk you PC Pinko Commie Eurotashian!

What kind of shoelaces catch fire and burn? If the little heat-shrink ends of my boot laces wear out before the laces themselves, holding a lighter under the end will melt the nylon together so you can relace your boots. Certainly doesn't result in a leg-burning inferno.

/musta been chinese laces
//just had to say that because it seems everything chinese actively tries to kill you these days

just_dis_guy: What kind of shoelaces catch fire and burn? If the little heat-shrink ends of my boot laces wear out before the laces themselves, holding a lighter under the end will melt the nylon together so you can relace your boots. Certainly doesn't result in a leg-burning inferno.

/musta been chinese laces wraces
//just had to say that because it seems everything chinese actively tries to kill you these days

ftfy

just_dis_guy: What kind of shoelaces catch fire and burn? If the little heat-shrink ends of my boot laces wear out before the laces themselves, holding a lighter under the end will melt the nylon together so you can relace your boots. Certainly doesn't result in a leg-burning inferno.

/musta been chinese laces
//just had to say that because it seems everything chinese actively tries to kill you these days

Soak em' with a little liquor and they'll not only light, but burn for quite a while.

The plastic thingy on the end of a shoelace is called an aglet.

/here endeth the lesson

Why the holy hell would anybody.....oh, screw it. Never mind.

Did TFA mention he was a father-of-two?

vkacademy: Did TFA mention he was a father-of-two?

Yeah, but they didn't tell us whether or not he uses Twitter.

/Bad journalists. Bad.

doglover: understimulated: ksdanj: The Jackassification Americanization of America Europe continues.

There, fixed that for ya.

Suck my 'merican cawk you PC Pinko Commie Eurotashian!

Don't be mad at them for trying to catch up to our impressive levels of culture and entertainment.

ha ha ha ha ha - oops!
should've just drawn cocks on his face.

doobiebrother: ha ha ha ha ha - oops!
should've just drawn cocks on his face.

And make him all cock-eyed? Naw.

understimulated: ksdanj: The Jackassification Americanization of America Europe continues.

There, fixed that for ya.

From your profile, jackass: Originally from New Jersey, lived all over the great U.S. of A.

If you're truly that familiar with how great my country is, as you should be, (what with all that travelling) you might respect it more. Eat a bowl of dicks and die choking on it.

Thats not a practical joke, thats attempted murder that didnt quite work.

farked up, that's what it is

HA! You been X'd, my friend!

Megain: here's the asswipe that thought it would be funny to set an unconscious man on fire

He appears to have an unusually large head. But there must not be brains in there, it must be an extension of his colon.

vkacademy: Did TFA mention he was a father-of-two?

I'm not sure. Did they mention he was 28?


/glad she isn't the only one that caught that.

If you love somebody, better set them on fire.

ksdanj: The Jackassification of America continues.

warwick_hunt: The plastic thingy on the end of a shoelace is called an aglet.

/here endeth the lesson

Damn you, that factoid just crammed something useful out of my memory banks.

/how the hell should I know what I just forgot?

Maybe they should just light his balls on fire instead. It'd save the taxpayers more money AND keep him from spawning!

One thing's for certain, if he gets legless with his mate again, he'll end up on his ass.

/blah blah all week, blah blah veal etc

Not quite this tragic, but this drunk dumbass suckafool knothead I used to know had a bees nest up in the wooden vent to the attic of his house.
He decided it would be a great idea to get rid of them for good by dousing the nest with gasoline and lighting it.
No bees, top of house smoldering, but fun for all of the neighbors and firefighters.
Insurance didn't cover the damage because of the "momentary, temporary or permanent mental defect/impairment of policyholder" exemption clause.
Urban Legend - Janet Reno based her Waco strategy on this.

Janet Reno - Part 2:
If Janet Reno decided every oversexed make up your own religion pass on your philosophy of the entire Universe to everybody (like the chicks fer sure, yeahhhhh) "screw the government, man" "I'm a free bird, yeah" "everybody get together try to love each other right now" Hippie druggie who had his own commune pad and liked to bang teenage girls two, three or more at a time (and the MILF's too) should be flame broiled like David Koresh, it's a good thing she wasn't AG between 1968-1976.
About 1/4 of every US city would be cindered. San Francisco would have looked like Dresden in 1945.