BURN!

hire smarter crooks? (sic)

Wow, that is not mere epic FAIL, it's *Fabulous* FAIL.

My sister's employers did this, so I'm getting a kick out of there failed crooks.

/They were smart and did it themselves.
//Still forgot to lock the door and hide the gas cans.

FTFA: Dan Thornton of El Dorado Springs told reporters on Wednesday that he thought the arson was a hate crime directed at him because he's gay.


What a lousy slob, trying to play the gay card for sympathy. If convicted of this alleged arson, I hope the gay community tracks this guy down and screws him in the a... umm,

never mind.

I thought you were supposed to break the windows and drag an unconscious wino into the bathroom with a case of Boone's Farm before you set the place alight.

The comments themselves are gold.

theorellior: I thought you were supposed to break the windows and drag an unconscious wino into the bathroom with a case of Boone's Farm before you set the place alight.

No school like the old school.

farkin_Gary: What a lousy slob, trying to play the gay card for sympathy. If convicted of this alleged arson, I hope the gay community tracks this guy down and screws him in the a... umm,

never mind.

Maybe as punishment, they should subject him to sex by a woman. It might work.

If you want a job done right................


Oh, never mind!

There was really hilarity to that story than I could possibly fit in the headline without it coming out like ice cream pizza, so I went with the standard form.

//Subby

Burn down the mall?



approves

New Age Redneck: approves

Michael J. Fox has no Elvis in him.

That ain't how you bust a joint out.

Not unless your name is Bonnano.

REDARMYVODKA: hire smarter crooks? (sic)

"sic"?

Nowadays, there's just no way to commit an arson that the cops won't figure out fairly quickly. Any kind of accelerant leaves traces that are hard to cover and easy to spot.

I would think the best way would be to plant some sort of timing device in the wiring, possibly in the alarm or fire detection system which would be destroyed in the activation of the device itself; but I don't know how that would play out exactly.

Just saying.

Small world. My dad lives in Stockton. I talked to him on the phone today and he told me "The weirdest thing happened this week. A guy I know named Dan owns this pizza place . . . "

TheyCallThisWork: Small world. My dad lives in Stockton. I talked to him on the phone today and he told me "The weirdest thing happened this week. A guy I know named Dan owns this pizza place . . . "

I lived in Stockton for a couple years (still got friends there, that's how I heard of this). It's somewhat of a tragedy, a lot of the people there really liked this guy. He's "the gay guy" in town. I used to bowl at his bowling alley and rented some videos from him.

Desperation does strange things to people. And now he's going to prison for a good portion of his life.

castufari: The comments themselves are gold.

It appears only the illiterate posted on there.