Double-DWI?

So we have DWI, BWI, and BWD^

Wait, you can get liquor out of things? WHY WAS I NEVER TOLD?

Ma'am, are you aware you have a headlight out?

mmmmm, home brewed breast brews

Those are some high-proof tits.

You know what. the boobies are an awesome filter of shiat. If you're going to drink, drink while baby is nursing. By the time she/he has to nurse again, bm will be clean.

Proudly spoken by a drunk who breastfed until 2.5 yo with both kiddos....they received 0 alcohol.....if you have a BAL while breastfeeding, you're doing it wrong.

What happened to the cops got shot thread?

How is drunk babby formed?

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: Ma'am, are you aware you have a headlight out?

Thread over. Step up and collect your free Intertube.

Sounds like one of those new Ronco products..

The New Home White Russian Kit

/order now and recieve 2 ShamWows and a SlapChop

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: Ma'am, are you aware you have a headlight out?

OK, thread's over. Everyone go home.

The whole "old and busted" thing has really nuked the fridge.

You need a license to drive and hunt but not vote and breed.

Pics?

CaesarSneezy: What happened to the cops got shot thread?

Not enough cop love, I guess.

Some people should just be ground up for fuel on principle.

amazing_live_seamonkeys: The whole "old and busted" thing has really nuked the fridge.

Quit complaining and whip out some new Fark clichés then.

/Everybody's a critic.
//But not everybody can create.

"Busted"

I see what you did there.

Jeez. From RTFA, sounds like drinking and breastfeeding was the least offensive thing going on there.

Seriously, you'd have to be so drunk as unable to sustain life to damage a baby by breastfeeding while drunk. Your BAC is your MAC. A fraction of a percent. There's probably a larger percentage of rat hair in formula.

Wow, I nursed my kids after a few drinks every once in a while, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

CaesarSneezy: What happened to the cops got shot thread?

disabled "reason: trainwreck"

/happened while I was refreshing

Renee Vanalsburg a.k.a. "Erection Killer."
In her case, breastfeeding in any way, shape or form should be considered child abuse.


Marc Rush a.k.a. "Wut?"
He HIT IT.

And the vast majority of you want to legalize drugs.

Shame on you!

phunkey_monkey: And the vast majority of you want to legalize drugs.

Shame on you!

Well, is prohibition helping? Evidently not.

Time to try something else. Maybe a "use all the drugs you like" card, but only issued with a sterilization.

i dont understand what all the fuss is about ,. this is a daily occurrence down here . as far as the knifes and shiat , the baby has to have something to play with !

Tonight? You.

The baby's father, Marc Rush, was also arrested after police found a bottle of oxycodone and a tin with white powder in the baby's crib.

Police said broken glass, ant killer, spray paint and knives were scattered on floor of the baby's room.

My girlfriend insisted that we get a gift for her friend's baby shower. I guess this means broken glass, ant killer, spray paint, knives, a bottle of oxycodone and a tin with white powder are off the list.

This is why I let her do all the shopping.

Police said it started when Renee Vanalsburg

It's like two fetishes in one!

callthekiteman: You know what. the boobies are an awesome filter of shiat. If you're going to drink, drink while baby is nursing. By the time she/he has to nurse again, bm will be clean.

Proudly spoken by a drunk who breastfed until 2.5 yo with both kiddos....they received 0 alcohol.....if you have a BAL while breastfeeding, you're doing it wrong.

beg to differ...my wife breastfed our baby after consuming too much coffee and baby was dramatically affected... shaking, screaming and vomiting. Funny part was the baby came to me for comfort on my shoulder but on mom's shoulder to throw up again. We laughed about it later...many, many years later.

Police said broken glass, ant killer, spray paint and knives were scattered on floor of the baby's room.

The baby was in protective custody Friday night.

Farking Nanny State

Front-runner for Mother of the Year.

Better not tell my husband about this. I have a hard enough time getting him off my fun bags.

fap

Mugs_PurpleScareblog: Wow, I nursed my kids after a few drinks every once in a while, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

Mom?

callthekiteman: You know what. the boobies are an awesome filter of shiat. If you're going to drink, drink while baby is nursing. By the time she/he has to nurse again, bm will be clean.

Proudly spoken by a drunk who breastfed until 2.5 yo with both kiddos....they received 0 alcohol.....if you have a BAL while breastfeeding, you're doing it wrong.

Wow, congratulations. I hope to one day be even half the mother you are.

Spazgirl: Better not tell my husband about this. I have a hard enough time getting him off my fun bags.

You just sad that to get millions of farkers to check your profile for a picture.

Sooooo, if there was alcohol in the breastmilk it would have been what, 0.010 percent? I'm quite sure the infant will be quite traumatized.

I was wondering why we hadn't heard anything from Amy Winehouse in a while.

Boobies are feeding