Phelps == lawsuit baiting scam artist.

/Oh, and he's a dick.

I would say "God hates Freed Phelps," but I'm thoroughly convinced, having read God's best-seller, that if a deity did exist he would actually be in agreement with that obnoxious latent homosexual.

On Friday, local police said they are preparing for traffic and crowds Sunday, based on reports Richardson will be buried in a private ceremony...

Good lord, do we ever live in a f*cked up society.

The only thing worse than being a celebrity, is being married to a dead one.

This may be unpopular but Jesus did say and I quote, "Lo, there will be a breadbasket called Kansas, and in this land shall be formed a church in my name, formed in fear, forged in hate and they shall go forth and preach things I did not say, in my name."

There you have it.

I don't get it. Natasha wasn't a patriotic solider and she didn't die for her country. Therefore, she's obviously not a fag that God may or may not hate. So what's Mr. Phelps beef with her?

I hope Liam Neeson goes all Darkman on them if they show up.

Why can't spree shooters kill guys like him instead of random kids in school or people at work. I guess they all committed original sin and deserved it while Phelps is doing god's work.

/the lord works in mysterious ways

autothing: So what's Mr. Phelps beef with her?

This is one of their more blatant "try to get anyone to hit us so we can sue" scam. There's no actual reason, other than an illogical "hoping for a cure for aids = supporting gays and gay marriage".

autothing

I don't get it. Natasha wasn't a patriotic solider and she didn't die for her country. Therefore, she's obviously not a fag that God may or may not hate. So what's Mr. Phelps beef with her?

He's in love with Liam Neeson, I'm guessing.

Will someone please infect Phelps with HIV?.... That would be God's greatest gift to me.

I heard a rumour that Phelps has colon cancer. I don't know if this is true, but I hope so. It may spark a belief in God if he does.

autothing: I don't get it. Natasha wasn't a patriotic solider and she didn't die for her country. Therefore, she's obviously not a fag that God may or may not hate. So what's Mr. Phelps beef with her?

She's a dead human being that can't defend herself against people who want to use her death to promote their screwed up religion to the masses. All they care about is that a camera might be on the 10 o'clock news with the story, since she was a celebrity, that they might be able to promote their sick agenda on television.

Kiribub: Phelps == lawsuit baiting scam artist.

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If the Phelps family actually believed what they were preaching, they WOULDN'T put their kids in public school.

God, they are trolling for media attention now.

skinink: I hope Liam Neeson goes all Darkman on them if they show up.

^so much of that

phelps is a wentz...

Why won't this guy and his followers DIAF?

mr_bunny: This may be unpopular but Jesus did say and I quote, "Lo, there will be a breadbasket called Kansas, and in this land shall be formed a church in my name, formed in fear, forged in hate and they shall go forth and preach things I did not say, in my name."

There you have it.

"And I will smite the pig-ugly closet case with lo, the vengeance that can only be an eternal Simmons-Liberace-Fred 3 way forever more.

That'll learn him"

Really, tardmitter? The Mormons, with that whole voting thing, outcrazied Phelps?

Come on, mods. The trolling headlines aren't even remotely subtle anymore.

And it wasn't like William F. Buckley was generating them to begin with.

I'm going to make a road trip when Phelps dies..

not to protest his funeral because I wouldn't hurt his family (horrible, distasteful little slugs that they are) like he hurts other peoples families.

instead I plan to just piss on his grave.

/won't do anything but will make me feel pretty good.

groan.....

dogboy360: Why won't this guy and his followers DIAF?

God hates fire?

This headline is ridiculous. Everybody knows that the only thing that can out-crazy Fred Phelps is suggesting Fred Phelps can be out-crazied. I mean the Mormons? Oooh a conservative Christian chritian group is trying to get a gay marriage ban. That is wacky times. Fox News? They may have him beat on quantity, but it is quality that counts. We are talking about a man that has turned protesting military and school shooting funerals into a profitable enterprise.

baka-san: God, they are trolling for media attention now.

Now? They've been moving towards "any funeral where they will be media" for awhile.

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom attention, I can tell you I don't have moneythe time and patience. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter wife's legacy go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

autothing: I don't get it. Natasha wasn't a patriotic solider and she didn't die for her country. Therefore, she's obviously not a fag that God may or may not hate. So what's Mr. Phelps beef with her?

It solely for the publicity. They are trying to insight anger in others so that the angered will hit them and then the Phelps family can sue them.

The Phelps family is on par with the Irish Travellers...meaning their only motivation is to scam people by suing them.

I hope Neeson brings his lightsaber.

autothing: I don't get it. Natasha wasn't a patriotic solider and she didn't die for her country. Therefore, she's obviously not a fag that God may or may not hate. So what's Mr. Phelps beef with her?

She was a Hollywood celebrity. Those people are, by definition, gay liberal Jews, and that's why he's got a beef with her.

MrShinra: dogboy360: Why won't this guy and his followers DIAF?

God hates fire?

I thought God liked all that fire and brimstone thing?

/Maybe God could shove some up phelps' A55!
// lower case on purpose.

I can't wait until the phelps clan gets to heaven, only to be greeted by a cabana boy named enrique, who promptly sends them back to earth as unrepentant sinners for judging others..

//too bad life seems to favor less ironic approaches

Wow. i feel sorry for that family, but I almost have to laugh. Have they actually gotten so desperate that they're willing to protest the funeral of anyone who's ever put a quarter in a bucket for AIDS research?

What's next?

"We're protesting his funeral because, um... um... I know there's a reason! Oh yeah, he once helped a little old lady across the street and that lady had had a roommate for three weeks who was gay!"

fritton: I'm going to make a road trip when Phelps dies..

instead I plan to just piss on his grave.

/won't do anything but will make me feel pretty good.

Good. You'll soften up the dirt. It makes digging him up a bit easier. Planning on taking a a huge dump so he has a friend to talk with on his way to hell.

Where the hell does his inbred horde get the money to do all this traveling?

From what I understand, his so-called 'church' isn't all that big and is mostly comprised of extended family members. I don't know of any other small church that has the funds to travel as extensively as this group does.

Follow that money. There's a thriving meth lab at the end of it somewhere.

Didn't anyone tell Phelps that you just don't fark with a Jedi?

Mugato: I hope Neeson brings his lightsaber.

Mmmmm...I love it when you talk like that.

I'm really surprised by the amount of people who think this family is legit.

Here's some loose facts that you might not know:

1) They are a family not in the sense like the Manson cult was a family, the are an ACTUAL family. Phelps had something like 11 kids, each of his children had like 11 kids and within 2-3 generations, they have a membership of 87. Only something like 2 church members are NOT part of their family. (note: some of his children defected).

2)Their children go to PUBLIC SCHOOL. Someone who thinks that America is corrupted with sin and all of that bullshiat probably wouldn't put their kids in public school. So why do they do it? See 3.

3)They protest high profile funerals to get publicity and to get people to assault them or violate their rights in some manner. The Phelps family is a family of lawyers, and this is how they make their money. If you notice, their message keeps changing depending on where they are protesting because they are calculated in their plan. They push the boundaries just enough so an angry, or short tempered person will break the boundary and then the family can sue them,


ala The Most Hated Family In America

metros232: baka-san: God, they are trolling for media attention now.

Now? They've been moving towards "any funeral where they will be media" for awhile.

I know, but they are stretching the rational now.

fritton: I'm going to make a road trip when Phelps dies..

not to protest his funeral because I wouldn't hurt his family (horrible, distasteful little slugs that they are) like he hurts other peoples families.

instead I plan to just piss on his grave.

/won't do anything but will make me feel pretty good.

The right thing to do is to schedule a gay pride parade through the cemetary at the proper time. I'm not gay, but I would pretend for the event.

Dirty Hot Linker: They push the boundaries just enough so an angry, or short tempered person will break the boundary and then the family can sue them,

See, if you kill the whole family, no one's left to sue.

PC LOAD LETTER: See, if you kill the whole family, no one's left to sue.

It's the only way to be sure.

Popo Bawa: Where the hell does his inbred horde get the money to do all this traveling?

From what I understand, his so-called 'church' isn't all that big and is mostly comprised of extended family members. I don't know of any other small church that has the funds to travel as extensively as this group does.

Follow that money. There's a thriving meth lab at the end of it somewhere.

Or a neo-conservative..

So when is Phelps going to out-crazy his good buddy Gore?

Epossumondas: Mugato: I hope Neeson brings his lightsaber.

Mmmmm...I love it when you talk like that.

Well howdy, stranger.

Please don't feed the real-life troll.

OK, before I click on TFA, I will guess at the Phelpsian logic.

Thread one: Canada
1. She hit her head in Canada
2. God Hates Canada, because Canada loves homos.
3. (More likely: because Canada keeps banning Phelps at the border or notifying him that if he comes up here with his shenanigans, we're going to arrest his ass.)

Thread two: Her personal life
1. Natasha Richardson's dad, Tony Richardson, was bisexual.
2. He died of AIDS, which the Phelps douchebags have a well-known position on.
3. Natasha Richardson was a notable AIDS activist for decades.
4. Her husband and other Redgrave family members have done a lot of queer-friendly roles over the years. Kinsey (Liam Neeson), If These Walls Could Talk 2 (Vanessa Redgrave), her sister was briefly a lesbo on Nip/Tuck... or maybe her character still is... that show was too misogynistic for me to keep watching.

On the plus side, there's people out Millbrook way who still ride to hounds. Now they have prey to chase. Tally ho!

Great headline - pretty much nails it on the head.

Never thought I'd say this, but I'm actually glad to see the Phelps running around attaching themselves to absolutely anything they can. It's becoming painfully apparent how desperate they are becoming for attention of any kind. Hopefully soon they will have dug themselves into a giant hole of irrelevance and people will just stop caring that they are around and they'll go home.

I hope Liam turns to the Dark side for a bit and crushes that jackass.