Seinfeld girl fight reference.

Unless they are pillow fighting

...and the world's poorest attempt at a threesome was executed today in Lawrence, Kansas...

This is how some of the best porn is started.

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

Me thinks they need to find new jobs...

With that said Cheaters SUCK!! Leave your other and then find another be a man about it for goodness sakes... ou neither look that good or are that good in bed!

"Teacher's Aide" and "Hairstylist" = Stripper.

OH NO YOU DI'ENT!!!

Both of those women are loser trash. Fighting over a shared boyfriend who is going to the lottery office to pick up his megabucks check, okay.

But this guy was in court. Probably was going to go to jail. Yet they still want him, even after finding out he was cheating on them. Losers. They DO belong on Jerry Springer.

What? No pictures. I expected pictures.

I think it's New Hampshire and not Kansas this time.

Methuen

'nuff said.

From their names, this is what they might look like:

My parents were so cool.
When I was leaving town, to join up with the military, they inited all my girlfriends to show up for the going away party.
Made damned sure they coul rent the room out.
What a farking fiasco.
"who is she?' was the comment most uttered that night.
/all 3 little sisters learned that the word for male slut was "asshole"
//all 3 grew up ok.
///me, heck I'm here. On FARK.

When officers arrived, Oliveira was on the ground with Rosario-Torres over her, the police report said.

giggity.

I don't think this will happen when I go to court next month.

/GF doesn't live with me
//have a female roommate
///GF approved of roomie
////both do a lot for me, and vise-versa
//love 'em both. Nuff said.
//slashies galore!

I always wonder why this type of dumb shiat happens on Maury and Jerry Springer and other trash shows, as well as real life... two women meet and find out one guy has been playing them both for suckers, but instead of kicking HIS ass, they fight EACH OTHER while he watches and laughs.

WTF?

The only way I'm going to fight some guy over a woman is if I have a ring on her finger, and even then she had better prove to me what she was doing with him in the first place. Otherwise, he can have her... I'll just go get someone else.

Had one chick do that shiat, trying to start a fight between me and an old boyfriend of hers... I was two seconds away from going at it, when I realized what she was doing. I was being "tested" to "see if I really loved her"... I told the guy I wasn't fighting him cause I had no beef with him, and he could have her. I think he got the message too, because he gave her this funny look and started to move away. She chased me half a block as I walked out, and left over 20 messages on my phone... fark that noise.

Uhhg. I got farked like this once when two girls three towns apart go to the same school, take the same science class and sit at the same lab station figured out they where talking about the same "obzerver". They confronted me together at a party and the night went to hell in a hand basket. Good times indeed.

rewind2846: The only way I'm going to fight some guy over a woman is if I have a ring on her finger, and even then she had better prove to me what she was doing with him in the first place. Otherwise, he can have her... I'll just go get someone else

Your perfectly reasonable attitude is hard to undertake once a certain amount of emotional interest is invested.

McKeesport Beer Baron: From their names, this is what they might look like:

I actually saw a couple Sharpie'd latinas on the MAX the other day. I'd thought they were just an urban legend but lo and behold, there they were. Exercising self-restraint in that situation was one of the hardest things I've done in a while.

starsrift:
Your perfectly reasonable attitude is hard to undertake once a certain amount of emotional interest is invested.

And if I have that much emotional interest, there will be a ring on her finger... perfectly logical.

im new wanted to say hello and that i just cant get farked enuff lately, what a great site.

Was I the only one that read the headline as:
It is nice to have a girlfriend show up in court to support you. Not so nice to have two show up and begin fisting

"To our wives and sweethearts. May they never meet."

Meh, I had all THREE of my girlfriends converge.

What a terrible/wonderful nightmare/fantasy.

Not recommended for the faint of heart.

Yes, they were herspanics.

subterranean homesick dude: im new wanted to say hello and that i just cant get farked enuff lately, what a great site.

Welcome.

Tips for the newcomers:
--Click on Rugbyjock photoshops, they're cool. lots of boobs
--Don't click on Jestergirl photoshops, they're not. think goat sea
--We like Grammar Nazis here
--Headlines with made up "quotes" are always appreciated
--Drew is not real, it's just a name people use instead of saying "me, myself, and I"
--Duke is actually everyone's favorite team. If anyone says otherwise, they're just messing around
--begging for TF sponsorship is ok

/Posts with 20 levels of slashies are cool
//hope this helps
///hope this helps

magores: You will be receiving my bill for a new keyboard next week.

I went to court once to support my boyfriend at the time. It was kinda awkward and depressing. But if his ex had shown up too? Oh hell to the no.

/granted during the same trip I met the mother of his ex-girlfriend.
//Yes, it was awkward when she hugged me and asked me what my ethnicity was.

Why are women so damn stupid? If I went to court to support my wife and a boyfriend showed up to support her I would be mad at my wife, not at some dude who I dont know, and who doesnt know me. Now if it were a friend that would be another matter.

Ima4nic8or: Why are women so damn stupid? If I went to court to support my wife and a boyfriend showed up to support her I would be mad at my wife, not at some dude who I dont know, and who doesnt know me. Now if it were a friend that would be another matter.

You're putting too much thought into it.

I've said it once, I'll say it again.

Never, EVER put any two women you've farked in the same room. They will either gang up on you, or kill each other. In either case, it's not going to be fun for you.

thees tine ees Rickie who has some splainin ta do!

it took place in massachusetts, not kansas or new hampshire.

incredible, and to think the man who pulled this double-relationship off would be fool enough to allow this to happen

/not necessarily supporting his actions..