BAH

Even anal?

Wow, 16 states don't have laws against bestiality!?

Come on, we've all been there, alone, had a few too many, it's late at night when last call is announced, when any of ewe would do.

And-1: Wow, 16 states don't have laws against bestiality!?

Worse. From TFA:

A similar bill failed to pass the Legislature last year, but Rich is confident the proposal will be approved this year.

Who the flying fark votes against for demonstrates opposition to anti-bestiality law? How much easier of a piece of low-hanging legislation is there? This should be the leading piece of opposition campaigning next year. How do you, as a legislator, give potential challengers the ability to honestly run a commercial such as, "My opponent voted against making bestiality a crime." There's a horde of the dumbest of the dumb in Florida office.

What about:

UNC_Samurai: How do you, as a legislator, give potential challengers the ability to honestly run a commercial such as, "My opponent voted against making bestiality a crime." There's a horde of the dumbest of the dumb in Florida office

Yes it will probably come back to ream them later, but the decision was courageous and reasonable. There's absolutely no need for any more sexual deviancy laws than we already have. The article said the previous bills were too broad, an issue with most anti-obscenity laws, but my problem is I don't see much wrong with bestiality itself. We just need laws and language specifying which species have acceptably large genitals so intercourse is not physically harmful to the animal.
Some people have sex with animals, and if you make it legal (or at least not a felony like it is most places) I seriously doubt it'll become popular, common, or not despised. But it will make the people already doing it more likely to seek medical help if they develop a weird new STD.

Tr0mBoNe:, Abb3w:

No no you guys, we're talking about the one on the right

UNC_Samurai: A similar bill failed to pass the Legislature last year,

Wow.

How do you, as a legislator, give potential challengers the ability to honestly run a commercial such as, "My opponent voted against making bestiality a crime."

For real. It really should be a no-brainer. Shouldn't it?

H_is_for_Heretic: I don't see much wrong with bestiality

Just thought that needed to be more obvious to the casual observer ;)

But I can still fark 'tards, right?

I'd YIFF it!

Your dog wants steak anywhere but Florida.

They don't call it a blowhole because the Dolphin needs it to breathe.

If you need me, I'll be in my lab.

Poor Toby... He was thinking about packing up his peanut butter and heading for PCB

Furryraver is furry

And-1:


Just thought that needed to be more obvious to the casual observer ;)

I suppose I should have said "consensual bestiality". But true, I have no problem with it. Also have no problems with polygamy or necrophilia, if practiced responsibly. Why do you?

Mr. Hands unavailable for comment but would probably be for it, hindsight being 20/20.

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Must be on Spring break.

Rut row...

Summon Ringshadow.

Then WTF did I move down here for?

And for the record:
Girl having sex with dog- Way cool.
Guy having sex with dog- Way uncool.

Mr. Hands does not approve

So the previous Liter headline is about earthworm fiddlers and this one's about earthworm diddlers?

The Mad Highlander: If you need me, I'll be in my lab.

Am I still going to hell if I lol and throw up?

Rich says unfortunately there are people engaging in such deviant behavior...

...but Rich is confident the proposal will be approved this year.

Was this written by a high school student?

But how will Florida's KFC put the secret recipe in their chicken now?

This is America and if a man wants to beat (off) his own dog that's his business.

/obscure? surely not.

I guess they think it's knot a big deal, but doggone it, they can get over the hump and mount a challenge to this problem.

Yeah, like you wouldn't YIFF it?

/Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

Crazymuthafarker: This is America and if a man wants to beat (off) his own dog that's his business.

/obscure? surely not.

Annnnd I farked it up...Dammitz

Whay does the State of Florida care if I want to fark my pet koala bear? I mean, besides the screaming, crying and anal fissures---who cares what we do in Fuzzy's cage?

You are now entering...

The FURZONE....

Heh, the Alaska legislature is discussing this same topic this weekend. The worst part being, it's in response to some dude tying up a couple of dogs last spring.
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First they'll ban bestiality, next they'll ban gay sex. Slippery slope (for the gheys).

Pushing that damm neo-con, Christianist, traditional values crap on us....

Yeah, I was a bit surprised a lot of states didn't have bestiality laws on the books.

One of my clients runs an adult internet venture, and I actually had to do research on this when one of his performers violated company policy and did something with a dog on camera, and we were trying to see if we had to report her to the police, and I could find no applicable laws to the subject based on the locations.

That time of the year again eh? Without having public outrage due to a man "spooning" his neighbor's dog this time? Nice...

/the other white meat.

Is this the same woman who had an issue (in the same debate) with animal husbandry?

Zousand

That time of the year again eh? Without having public outrage due to a man "spooning" his neighbor's dog this time? Nice...

Spooning leads to forking.

Anyone heard of Incontinence Student Bodies?

studebaker hoch: That's quite enough; you've made your point.

studebaker hoch: Furryraver is furry

you asshole, I got curious because of that and wondered if there were other scene furries and there are. Now I'm imagining some guy coming out to his parents as an emo furry and I can't stop laughing.

Bolo Jungle: Is this the same woman who had an issue (in the same debate) with animal husbandry?


Animal husbandry is bad and needs to be banned!!!!!

Ban dihyrogen monoxide too!!!!

wait a second--this is florida we are talking about.

who in their right mind would get it on with alligators or pink flamingos---i can see the cougars,but i feel sorry for them--i mean after all, i'm sure it's been awhile since their husbands have died.

oh well