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(AP) Strange Florida seeking to ban ruff sex   (panhandleparade.com) divider line 176
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Asclepius [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 08:50:50 PM  
BAH

 
OregonVet [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 08:50:55 PM  
Even anal?

 
And-1 2009-03-21 09:20:17 PM  
Wow, 16 states don't have laws against bestiality!?

 
AirForceVet [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 09:24:42 PM  
Come on, we've all been there, alone, had a few too many, it's late at night when last call is announced, when any of ewe would do.

 
UNC_Samurai [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 09:26:25 PM  
And-1: Wow, 16 states don't have laws against bestiality!?

Worse. From TFA:

A similar bill failed to pass the Legislature last year, but Rich is confident the proposal will be approved this year.


Who the flying fark votes against for demonstrates opposition to anti-bestiality law? How much easier of a piece of low-hanging legislation is there? This should be the leading piece of opposition campaigning next year. How do you, as a legislator, give potential challengers the ability to honestly run a commercial such as, "My opponent voted against making bestiality a crime." There's a horde of the dumbest of the dumb in Florida office.

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 10:27:50 PM  
What about:

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H_is_for_Heretic 2009-03-21 10:33:54 PM  
UNC_Samurai: How do you, as a legislator, give potential challengers the ability to honestly run a commercial such as, "My opponent voted against making bestiality a crime." There's a horde of the dumbest of the dumb in Florida office

Yes it will probably come back to ream them later, but the decision was courageous and reasonable. There's absolutely no need for any more sexual deviancy laws than we already have. The article said the previous bills were too broad, an issue with most anti-obscenity laws, but my problem is I don't see much wrong with bestiality itself. We just need laws and language specifying which species have acceptably large genitals so intercourse is not physically harmful to the animal.
Some people have sex with animals, and if you make it legal (or at least not a felony like it is most places) I seriously doubt it'll become popular, common, or not despised. But it will make the people already doing it more likely to seek medical help if they develop a weird new STD.

 
abb3w [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 11:03:21 PM  
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H_is_for_Heretic 2009-03-21 11:12:29 PM  
Tr0mBoNe:, Abb3w:

No no you guys, we're talking about the one on the right

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And-1 2009-03-21 11:15:09 PM  
UNC_Samurai: A similar bill failed to pass the Legislature last year,

Wow.

How do you, as a legislator, give potential challengers the ability to honestly run a commercial such as, "My opponent voted against making bestiality a crime."

For real. It really should be a no-brainer. Shouldn't it?

H_is_for_Heretic: I don't see much wrong with bestiality

Just thought that needed to be more obvious to the casual observer ;)

 
the_chief 2009-03-21 11:18:57 PM  
But I can still fark 'tards, right?

 
studebaker hoch 2009-03-21 11:19:13 PM  
I'd YIFF it!

 
whitman00 2009-03-21 11:19:27 PM  
Your dog wants steak anywhere but Florida.

 
Ryker's Peninsula 2009-03-21 11:19:34 PM  
They don't call it a blowhole because the Dolphin needs it to breathe.

 
The Mad Highlander 2009-03-21 11:21:01 PM  
If you need me, I'll be in my lab.

 
hostJP 2009-03-21 11:22:20 PM  
Poor Toby... He was thinking about packing up his peanut butter and heading for PCB

 
studebaker hoch 2009-03-21 11:23:18 PM  
fallenangel.furtopia.org

Furryraver is furry

 
H_is_for_Heretic 2009-03-21 11:23:31 PM  
And-1:


Just thought that needed to be more obvious to the casual observer ;)


I suppose I should have said "consensual bestiality". But true, I have no problem with it. Also have no problems with polygamy or necrophilia, if practiced responsibly. Why do you?

 
OscarTamerz 2009-03-21 11:23:35 PM  
Mr. Hands unavailable for comment but would probably be for it, hindsight being 20/20.

 
eas81 2009-03-21 11:23:52 PM  
img1.fark.net Tag

Must be on Spring break.

 
Ponzholio 2009-03-21 11:23:55 PM  
Rut row...

 
The Mad Highlander 2009-03-21 11:24:33 PM  
Summon Ringshadow.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 11:25:14 PM  
Then WTF did I move down here for?

 
McKeesport Beer Baron 2009-03-21 11:25:26 PM  
And for the record:
Girl having sex with dog- Way cool.
Guy having sex with dog- Way uncool.

 
alcoholwasinvolved 2009-03-21 11:25:34 PM  
Mr. Hands does not approve

 
Gurlugon 2009-03-21 11:26:40 PM  
So the previous Liter headline is about earthworm fiddlers and this one's about earthworm diddlers?

 
Tickle Mittens 2009-03-21 11:26:44 PM  
The Mad Highlander: If you need me, I'll be in my lab.

Am I still going to hell if I lol and throw up?

 
G2V 2009-03-21 11:26:57 PM  
Rich says unfortunately there are people engaging in such deviant behavior...

...but Rich is confident the proposal will be approved this year.


Was this written by a high school student?

 
Funk Brothers 2009-03-21 11:27:54 PM  
But how will Florida's KFC put the secret recipe in their chicken now?

 
Crazymuthafarker [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 11:28:09 PM  
This is America and if a man wants to beat (off) his own dog that's his business.

/obscure? surely not.

 
ChrisPC 2009-03-21 11:28:14 PM  
I guess they think it's knot a big deal, but doggone it, they can get over the hump and mount a challenge to this problem.

 
studebaker hoch 2009-03-21 11:28:29 PM  
media.share.ovi.com

Yeah, like you wouldn't YIFF it?

/Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

 
Crazymuthafarker [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 11:28:45 PM  
Crazymuthafarker: This is America and if a man wants to beat (off) his own dog that's his business.

/obscure? surely not.


Annnnd I farked it up...Dammitz

 
alcoholwasinvolved 2009-03-21 11:29:19 PM  
Whay does the State of Florida care if I want to fark my pet koala bear? I mean, besides the screaming, crying and anal fissures---who cares what we do in Fuzzy's cage?

 
studebaker hoch 2009-03-21 11:29:50 PM  
www.cameronwolfe.furtopia.org

You are now entering...

The FURZONE....

 
lstywnch 2009-03-21 11:29:58 PM  
Heh, the Alaska legislature is discussing this same topic this weekend. The worst part being, it's in response to some dude tying up a couple of dogs last spring.
Link (new window)

 
Snuke 2009-03-21 11:30:08 PM  
First they'll ban bestiality, next they'll ban gay sex. Slippery slope (for the gheys).

 
mark12A 2009-03-21 11:30:10 PM  
Pushing that damm neo-con, Christianist, traditional values crap on us....

 
RageAgainstTheMachine 2009-03-21 11:30:29 PM  
Yeah, I was a bit surprised a lot of states didn't have bestiality laws on the books.

One of my clients runs an adult internet venture, and I actually had to do research on this when one of his performers violated company policy and did something with a dog on camera, and we were trying to see if we had to report her to the police, and I could find no applicable laws to the subject based on the locations.

 
Meatzilla [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 11:31:18 PM  
i157.photobucket.com

 
Zousand 2009-03-21 11:32:51 PM  
That time of the year again eh? Without having public outrage due to a man "spooning" his neighbor's dog this time? Nice...

 
studebaker hoch 2009-03-21 11:33:07 PM  
www.nlwolf.com

/the other white meat.

 
Bolo Jungle [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 11:33:14 PM  
Is this the same woman who had an issue (in the same debate) with animal husbandry?

 
studebaker hoch 2009-03-21 11:33:56 PM  
Zousand

That time of the year again eh? Without having public outrage due to a man "spooning" his neighbor's dog this time? Nice...

Spooning leads to forking.

 
The Mad Highlander 2009-03-21 11:34:08 PM  
i2.photobucket.com

 
Funk Brothers 2009-03-21 11:34:55 PM  
Anyone heard of Incontinence Student Bodies?

 
bersl2 2009-03-21 11:35:49 PM  
studebaker hoch: That's quite enough; you've made your point.

 
H_is_for_Heretic 2009-03-21 11:36:13 PM  
studebaker hoch: Furryraver is furry

you asshole, I got curious because of that and wondered if there were other scene furries and there are. Now I'm imagining some guy coming out to his parents as an emo furry and I can't stop laughing.

th00.deviantart.com

 
Wii.Tard 2009-03-21 11:37:14 PM  
Bolo Jungle: Is this the same woman who had an issue (in the same debate) with animal husbandry?


Animal husbandry is bad and needs to be banned!!!!!

Ban dihyrogen monoxide too!!!!

 
johndalek 2009-03-21 11:37:20 PM  
wait a second--this is florida we are talking about.

who in their right mind would get it on with alligators or pink flamingos---i can see the cougars,but i feel sorry for them--i mean after all, i'm sure it's been awhile since their husbands have died.

oh well

 
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