People like that just make me sick with anger.

Flushing a baby down a toilet?! Even a 7-week premature baby is going to weigh more than a couple pounds; and with today's water-saving 1.6 gallon single flush standard, it's just not going to happen. You need to chop it up first.

Old and busted: Coat hanger. New hotness:

CtrlAltDelete: Flushing a baby down a toilet?! Even a 7-week premature baby is going to weigh more than a couple pounds; and with today's water-saving 1.6 gallon single flush standard, it's just not going to happen. You need to chop it up first.

I find that if you let it sit for a few hours in the toilet it will crumble apart when you flush.

"The story of The Baby in the Wonderbread Bag begins like so many stories of teen pregnancy...."
lol
/+1 Drew

It's for people like this that we need to bring back drawing and quartering. You know, the good shiat the English used to do back in the day. Maybe throw in a disembowelment first.

AR55: CtrlAltDelete: Flushing a baby down a toilet?! Even a 7-week premature baby is going to weigh more than a couple pounds; and with today's water-saving 1.6 gallon single flush standard, it's just not going to happen. You need to chop it up first.

I find that if you let it sit for a few hours in the toilet it will crumble apart when you flush.

What makes me sick this this blatant waste of food.


/I want my baby back, baby back.....
//what's the differance between an abortion and sand??!?
///You can gargle with sand.

How is babby flushed?

How is babby flushed?

Zumaki: How is babby flushed?

+1

Go ahead and try to flush me biatch

Coco LaFemme: It's for people like this that we need to bring back drawing and quartering. You know, the good shiat the English used to do back in the day. Maybe throw in a disembowelment first.

We could always just go with the rasputin way. Poisoning, shooting, drowning, hanging, THEN draw and quarter, burn everything, and pray to God they don't come back.

/But they always do.
//I missed an execution somewhere there....

Whenever I have a BM, I find enclosing it in a bread bag doesn't facilitate flushing. When will I ever learn?

AR55
I find that if you let it sit for a few hours in the toilet it will crumble apart when you flush.

Dude, you're thinking of poop.

whats black, blue and orange and lays at the bottom of a pool?
a baby with slashed floaties.
whats pink red and orange and at the top of the pool?
floaties with a slashed baby

FTA:
Looking back on it, I can see that what filled me with anger and despair was not the fact that a teenager had tried to kill her baby. Mental illness and desperation are often a lethal combination. What filled me with despair was that seemingly sane people were discussing whether or not flushing a baby down the toilet was acceptable, as if the conclusion might be in doubt.

We are so screwed as a species.

Plan A was to put baby in the corner but since nobody puts baby in the corner, she had to flush baby.

beoswulf: How is babby flushed?

They need to do way instain mother who kill thier babbys.

Even we know better than to mix tenses like that sometimes.

YouPeopleAreCrazy: FTA:
Looking back on it, I can see that what filled me with anger and despair was not the fact that a teenager had tried to kill her baby. Mental illness and desperation are often a lethal combination. What filled me with despair was that seemingly sane people were discussing whether or not flushing a baby down the toilet was acceptable, as if the conclusion might be in doubt.

We are so screwed as a species.

All we need to do is have a religion test. Believe in religion/invisible sky wizards? Remove said individual's existence or place them in a place with padded rooms. Would solve a lot of problems right there.

Next, all we have to do is ask people controversial and difficult to answer questions with no right answer in a reasoned debate. Do they come up with any logical response or is it purely "this is what is, because I say so!" even after being given time to calm down. Remove said individual's existence from society, padded room or sent back to school until they can pass philosophy.

This would solve so many problems.

I bet the baby was as cute as the dikkings with his little head sticking out of the top 4 holes ripped in each corner for its' arms and legs.

Now I feel bad for having to double clutch the toilet after taco night.

YouPeopleAreCrazy: We are so screwed as a species.

LOLWUT? (new window)

Where did the bread bag come from? Did this mentally ill woman bring lunch? Or is the fact that she tried to flush the kid the only criteria they are using to prove her instability? More info, please.

This woman has one of the weirdest blogs on the Internet.

Came for babby reference

/satisfied


//Babby not satisfied cuz babby dont got no free waterslide

Actual Headline: "She tried to flush baby down the toilet; then it gets weird" Behold the power of Fark

What does this have to do with "The power of Fark?" I saw this article 2 days ago on reddit.

deadapostle: Actual Headline: "She tried to flush baby down the toilet; then it gets weird" Behold the power of Fark

What does this have to do with "The power of Fark?" I saw this article 2 days ago on reddit.

Sorry, not 2 days ago. I saw it yesterday on reddit. The power of Fark doesn't allow me to edit my posts.

deadapostle: Actual Headline: "She tried to flush baby down the toilet; then it gets weird" Behold the power of Fark

What does this have to do with "The power of Fark?" I saw this article 2 days ago on reddit.

"Then it get's weird" is a common Fark headline ending, like hilarity ensues.

Michael_Mythix: "AR55: CtrlAltDelete: Flushing a baby down a toilet?! Even a 7-week premature baby is going to weigh more than a couple pounds; and with today's water-saving 1.6 gallon single flush standard, it's just not going to happen. You need to chop it up first.

I find that if you let it sit for a few hours in the toilet it will crumble apart when you flush.

What makes me sick this this blatant waste of food."

This, ladies and gentlemen, is exactly the sort of disgusting, careless, psychotic conversation which keeps people like me coming back.

As you were.

What the hell was she supposed to do? She was clearly out of bread for decent sandwiches.

Did anyone else question her outrage when she began to refer to the child as "Wonderbread Baby"? Imagine this naming method, "Bottle-of-Clorox Baby," or "Punched-and-Flight-of-Stairs Baby". How can you be outraged due to your associates' nonchalance when you disregard the child...the only thing important in this entire situation.

deadapostle, the phrase "and then it gets weird" is seen all the time on Fark, almost enough to be a meme.

Zumaki: How is babby flushed?

Came for this. Leaving satisfied.

peterskoot: whats black, blue and orange and lays at the bottom of a pool?
a baby with slashed floaties.
whats pink red and orange and at the top of the pool?
floaties with a slashed baby

What is red and bubblely and scratches glass ?

Baby in a microwave

Yes, clearly Fark invented that and it hasn't been around for decades.

Hey I have an idea, let's patent it, bet no one has tried that yet.

Vangor: Did anyone else question her outrage when she began to refer to the child as "Wonderbread Baby"? Imagine this naming method, "Bottle-of-Clorox Baby," or "Punched-and-Flight-of-Stairs Baby". How can you be outraged due to your associates' nonchalance when you disregard the child...the only thing important in this entire situation.

What would you refer to the baby as? If the mother tried to flush him down the toilet, I doubt she'd have gone to the trouble of choosing a name for him.

Klippoklondike: Go ahead and try to flush me biatch

WTF? Why is that baby left handed but has the rifle on the right shoulder?

Glad to see the article also follows in the time-old Fark tradition of stating all the weird things before claiming it gets weird when the rest is really quite reasonable or uninteresting in comparison.

Will babby blend?

all you naysayers don't know for sure she wasn't using one of these toilets (pop)

actually, she probably wasn't, otherwise that baby would be going through water treatment right now.

This is why social services workers scare the shiat out of me.

LukeA: Klippoklondike: Go ahead and try to flush me biatch

WTF? Why is that baby left handed but has the rifle on the right shoulder?

It's pulling the Trig

Zumaki: How is babby flushed?

How girl end pragnent?

farkingatwork: YouPeopleAreCrazy: FTA:
Looking back on it, I can see that what filled me with anger and despair was not the fact that a teenager had tried to kill her baby. Mental illness and desperation are often a lethal combination. What filled me with despair was that seemingly sane people were discussing whether or not flushing a baby down the toilet was acceptable, as if the conclusion might be in doubt.

We are so screwed as a species.

All we need to do is have a religion test. Believe in religion/invisible sky wizards? Remove said individual's existence or place them in a place with padded rooms. Would solve a lot of problems right there.

Next, all we have to do is ask people controversial and difficult to answer questions with no right answer in a reasoned debate. Do they come up with any logical response or is it purely "this is what is, because I say so!" even after being given time to calm down. Remove said individual's existence from society, padded room or sent back to school until they can pass philosophy.

This would solve so many problems.

Michael_Mythix: AR55: CtrlAltDelete: Flushing a baby down a toilet?! Even a 7-week premature baby is going to weigh more than a couple pounds; and with today's water-saving 1.6 gallon single flush standard, it's just not going to happen. You need to chop it up first.

I find that if you let it sit for a few hours in the toilet it will crumble apart when you flush.

What makes me sick this this blatant waste of food.


/I want my baby back, baby back.....
//what's the differance between an abortion and sand??!?
///You can gargle with sand.

A whole baby? That's really something you do for Thanksgiving.

Ablejack: Whenever I have a BM, I find enclosing it in a bread bag doesn't facilitate flushing. When will I ever learn?


how long does it take for an african american woman to have a BM?


nine months

anfrind: What would you refer to the baby as?

You did a simple job with "the baby" just as I used "the child"; wouldn't you agree? I am not asking for a name.

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: LukeA: Klippoklondike: Go ahead and try to flush me biatch

WTF? Why is that baby left handed but has the rifle on the right shoulder?

It's pulling the Trig

Never go full retard.

Vangor: Did anyone else question her outrage when she began to refer to the child as "Wonderbread Baby"? Imagine this naming method, "Bottle-of-Clorox Baby," or "Punched-and-Flight-of-Stairs Baby". How can you be outraged due to your associates' nonchalance when you disregard the child...the only thing important in this entire situation.

I didn't, but I grew up with a paramedic for a mom. Once you've spent enough time having to deal with humanity's worst-case scenarios you either develop the capacity to laugh at horribly, horribly inappropriate things or you scream, babble incoherently and slit your wrists.

Vangor: anfrind: What would you refer to the baby as?

You did a simple job with "the baby" just as I used "the child"; wouldn't you agree? I am not asking for a name.

If I read it correctly, the author of the article had been involved in multiple incidents like this one, involving other nameless babies (and if they did have names, I doubt she'd have wanted to use them in print). It's hard to tell them apart if you refer to all of them as "the baby" or "the child" (and it's practically impossible in print).