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(Breitbart.com) Amusing Clorox offering $5,000 and a year's worth of cleaning supplies to catch "Toilet Torcher." Of course, if Adrian Monk catches him, that year's worth of cleaning supplies is going to cost millions   (breitbart.com) divider line 36
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LukeA 2009-03-21 04:16:14 PM  
Shiat.

 
Independent as Fark 2009-03-21 04:18:16 PM  
We'll thank him later.

 
ElLoco 2009-03-21 04:18:23 PM  
That's just gross.

 
kennydra [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 04:18:28 PM  
thinly veiled poop thread.

 
SaintAnky 2009-03-21 04:18:42 PM  
www.usanetwork.com

/I don't need a badge

 
sober 2009-03-21 04:19:07 PM  
if a serial arsonist is burning down porta-potties, why is Clorox involved and not the police?

 
SaintAnky 2009-03-21 04:19:41 PM  
kennydra: thinly veiled poop thread.

Yeah, thinly veiled poop thread and Adrian Monk thread. Together.

/is this a sign of the apocalypse?

 
detfrost1 [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 04:26:48 PM  
Isn't that how soldiers in the Gulf right now dispose of thier waste? (Burning it).

 
LeroyBourne 2009-03-21 04:28:46 PM  
media.nowpublic.net

No upperdeckers?

 
tiamet4 2009-03-21 04:29:09 PM  
I don't think it will be hard to find the "toilet torcher" if you begin your search on Chlorox's payroll.

 
jso2897 2009-03-21 04:40:45 PM  
I love the last line "and leaving a trail of foul-smelling evidence". Now that, by god, is journalism.

 
Nofun 2009-03-21 04:42:26 PM  
hehe, yay for Monk reference! +1 Subby

 
xnewnoisex 2009-03-21 04:43:28 PM  
Well played subby

+1

 
TheMega 2009-03-21 04:55:09 PM  
Oh pooooo

 
Seit_N_Zounde [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 04:59:46 PM  
tiamet4: I don't think it will be hard to find the "toilet torcher" if you begin your search on Chlorox's payroll.

Really you think it is an inside job to get cheap advertising?

That would be something: to find a frustrated PR department employee of Clorox has been running around San Francisco setting porta-potties on fire so he/she could pitch this promotion to their boss.

 
farbekrieg 2009-03-21 05:05:20 PM  
you eat a few bowls of chili a week and people start calling your terrible terrible names.

 
almejita [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 05:06:52 PM  
kennydra: thinly veiled poop thread.

POOP!

 
Honest Bender 2009-03-21 05:07:02 PM  
Seit_N_Zounde: tiamet4: I don't think it will be hard to find the "toilet torcher" if you begin your search on Chlorox's payroll.

Really you think it is an inside job to get cheap advertising?

That would be something: to find a frustrated PR department employee of Clorox has been running around San Francisco setting porta-potties on fire so he/she could pitch this promotion to their boss.


www.mustangmods.com

Brilliant!

 
jso2897 2009-03-21 05:14:06 PM  
farbekrieg: you eat a few bowls of chili a week and people start calling your terrible terrible names.

If you didn't have to have a smoke every time you sit on the can, you wouldn't have this problem.

 
MBooda 2009-03-21 05:14:41 PM  
Looks like a job for the Doctor.
i83.photobucket.com

 
CrispFlows 2009-03-21 05:18:36 PM  
LeroyBourne: No upperdeckers?

It's amusing how that sign had to be created...

Some asian tourists are very used to their type of lavatory that when they encounter western toilet - they end up doing that kind of acrobatic shiatting.

 
walnuts55 [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 05:25:54 PM  
I like this because at one time a ran the only plant that make the Clorox Toilet bowl tablets. Did you know that Clorox also owns Hidden Valley. I always thought that was funny.

 
dervish16108 2009-03-21 05:31:55 PM  
img248.imageshack.us

Bravo, subby!

 
Phil McKraken 2009-03-21 05:54:05 PM  
Related to the enema bandit (new window)?

 
Herb Utsmelz [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 06:39:40 PM  
$5000 reward? For half that, I'll come out there and personally smother the fires with my ass.

/half kidding

 
BillaBong 2009-03-21 07:09:02 PM  
Oh the poopmanity.

 
Innismir 2009-03-21 07:13:14 PM  
Awesome job subby. Made me snort.

 
earthworm2.0 2009-03-21 07:53:46 PM  
I dont think the guy is doing it on purpose. He just made a booboo.

 
keeny_75 2009-03-21 08:39:42 PM  
As long as Clorox doesn't change their theme song.

 
Somaticasual [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 08:44:56 PM  
sober: if a serial arsonist is burning down porta-potties, why is Clorox involved and not the police?

Because it's cheaper viral publicity than a radio or TV spot with production costs..

 
suid 2009-03-21 10:06:00 PM  
+1, subby.

Sounds just like one of those episodes, too. I can just see Monk being pushed by Natalie into one of the burnt, smelly porta-potties to investigate it..

 
SwingDancer 2009-03-21 10:16:00 PM  
I never EVER get to say this, but working in the industry(I work for clorox) They are ALWAYS doing this kinda of stuff. After every major disaster they donate a metric crapload of bleach, and cleaning supplies(bleach usually for both cleaning and sterilizing drinking water.)

Someone got killed(shot) outside our tampa plant(non-employee) and they offered a 10,000 reward for any evidence leading to an arrest of the d-bag who did it.

tiamet4: I don't think it will be hard to find the "toilet torcher" if you begin your search on Chlorox's payroll.

jackass, and it's Clorox.

 
fizzygillespie 2009-03-21 10:16:46 PM  
I liked Adrian Monk when he was called Daryl Zero.

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Death of Rats 2009-03-22 01:20:51 AM  
Wipe!

 
Chakat 2009-03-22 02:50:25 AM  
SwingDancer: I never EVER get to say this, but working in the industry(I work for clorox) They are ALWAYS doing this kinda of stuff. After every major disaster they donate a metric crapload of bleach, and cleaning supplies(bleach usually for both cleaning and sterilizing drinking water.)

Someone got killed(shot) outside our tampa plant(non-employee) and they offered a 10,000 reward for any evidence leading to an arrest of the d-bag who did it.

tiamet4: I don't think it will be hard to find the "toilet torcher" if you begin your search on Chlorox's payroll.

jackass, and it's Clorox.


So I take it you're getting a kick out of these replies?

Though seriously, this is something I can agree with. PR that actually helps the community.

 
Jujubunnie 2009-03-22 09:06:48 AM  
Eh, I doubt it's a viral marketing scheme. This has been going on for months here, and the City is pissed about it.

 
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