I'll drink to that.

I drink when I'm too drunk to know if I'm happy or sad.

I drink when I'm vaguely emersed in an egregious malaise of ennui.



...and when I'm rapin' clowns for God.

When I look at the job ads I want to drink into oblivion.

What about bored?

What about drinking 'cause the sky is blue? or not blue?

FTFA: Although brand loyalty is a key driver of hard liquor sales, some stores reported they have noticed people passing on the $50 bottle of scotch whisky for another label that costs $30 or even $15.

I've moved on to Sterno.

/brother ray approves
//I'm almost gone, baby

Guard! Put this man in cell #2 and give him a drink!
What do you drink?
I don't care.

Or if you're me, you drink because your life sucks.

Yeah? So?

Boritom : Maybe it's the booze, but that may have been the funniest posts I've ever read.

Well done.

But what if I dance like a drunk and sing when I'm sober? Should I pull the last pint when the party is over?

I smoke two joints in times of peace, and two in time of war..

//wait, what?

I drink when I'm sober.

Brand Loyalty all right...



12 bux a fifth and hot Linked straight from hell

I drink till the voices in my head are too drunk to argue anymore.

I drink at night.

/hot

You forgot the old reliable: We drink because there's nothing else to do around here. I've heard this one every single place I've lived.

Course, I usually live in the boonies, but still.....

randomizetimer: I drink at night.

And it's ALWAYS nighttime somewhere

Oh really?....and what do I do when I'm ambivalent then smart guy?

Arriba
Abajo
Al centro
Adentro

A toast for when Mexico again conquers Estados Unidos del Norte. High, low, to the center, within...

i drank last night, ohhhh what a time i had! oh, i thought we were supposed to finish...nevermind

"You don't know how to drink, your whole generation. You drink for the wrong reasons. My generation, we drink because it's good. Because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar. Because it's what men do. Your kind, with your gloomy thoughts and your worries, you're all licking some imaginary wound. Boo-hoo."

/mad men ftw

He drinks the whiskey drinks;
he drinks the vodak drinks;
he drinks the lager drinks;
he drinks the cider drinks.

He sings the songs that remind him of the good times;
He sings the songs that that Iron Maiden cover band played.

I drink cuz it makes all girls look real purdy. (and the sheep out in the pasture start to look mighty fine if I'm not lucky)

I drink 'cuz I make a living at the bar.
No, it's LEGAL entertainment.

/awesome way to make a living

This is like, the seventh article about this.

Drink to drinking! And when you are done with that, drink to the end of drinking! Repeat until you forget the definition of repeat [or drinking, or even the definition of definition].

be careful with the alcohol. you can pickle your liver and kill brain cells.

Linux_Yes: be careful with the alcohol. you can pickle your liver and kill brain cells.

You systems types never quite seem to get it...do ya?

I don't drink when I'm sad any more. Doesn't work for me these days. I guess my sorrows have learned to swim.

I drink to forget my drinking problem.


What we talking about?

I use a 12 step pack program to take care of my drinking problem.

Joke's on you, motherfarker. I don't drink anymore!

I drink because beer exists.


/It exists in my fridge, it exists in my glass, it exists in my belly.

tomato juice
vodak
celery salt
worcestershire
tobasco
lime juice
stir
header of Guiness
Good morning :)

Um I drink when I'm happy because

A) Delicious beer tastes delicious!

B) Makes me less shy

When I'm sad I try to do SOMETHING like clean everything, exercise, or tackle some crazy project because if I'm grumpy anyway, I might as well do something I don't particularly like. Plus physical labor and accomplishing something puts me in a better mood.

Yea, I am paranoid about alcohol making me fat, dumb, jaundiced, and an alcoholic. Too paranoid probably, but it will make me fat, so I have that at least.

Beer is likely the foundation of civilization, may as well drink it right the fark up regardless of how you feel. It's civilized dontchyaknow.

/ you're gorram right it's hotlinked

thalidomide new and improved: He drinks the whiskey drinks;
he drinks the vodak drinks;
he drinks the lager drinks;
he drinks the cider drinks.

He sings the songs that remind him of the good times;
He sings the songs that that Iron Maiden cover band played.

Came for the Tubthumping reference, left with an earworm.
Somewhat less than satisfied!

FTFA: High-end: Johnnie Walker Black

Oops, i didn't knew that JWB was high-end...

/Single malt snob
//I'll drink to that

Brownman: Beer is likely the foundation of civilization, may as well drink it right the fark up regardless of how you feel. It's civilized dontchyaknow.

It is, after all, the cause of - and solution to - all of Man's problems.

Recession gives folks the immature who cannot handle nor control their own emotions something to drink about.

FT

i drink.....

-to not feel feelings anymore
-get the courage to talk to pretty girls
-get hammered
-celebrate good times
-just cause
-its there
-forget the bad times

And Jules is the muscular mayor

FTA: "You might not be able to buy a Mercedes, but you can come in and buy yourself Johnnie Walker."

Now there's something to drink to!

Where's the ?

"That's the problem with drinking, I thought as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen."

-Bukowski

I drink, because my parents did THIS to me...
(It was for my own good, or so they said, at the time...)