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(The State - Columbia, SC) Misc You drink when you're happy, you drink when you're sad   (thestate.com) divider line 94
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Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 11:03:02 AM  
I'll drink to that.

 
cousin-merle 2009-03-21 11:06:31 AM  
I drink when I'm too drunk to know if I'm happy or sad.

 
Boritom [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 11:10:19 AM  
I drink when I'm vaguely emersed in an egregious malaise of ennui.

img145.imageshack.us

...and when I'm rapin' clowns for God.

 
eddyatwork [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 11:40:12 AM  
When I look at the job ads I want to drink into oblivion.

 
Unknown_Poltroon 2009-03-21 01:07:32 PM  
What about bored?

 
Barak vEsh 2009-03-21 01:09:07 PM  
What about drinking 'cause the sky is blue? or not blue?

 
Obnox [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-03-21 01:10:32 PM  
FTFA: Although brand loyalty is a key driver of hard liquor sales, some stores reported they have noticed people passing on the $50 bottle of scotch whisky for another label that costs $30 or even $15.

I've moved on to Sterno.

/brother ray approves
//I'm almost gone, baby

 
vudukungfu 2009-03-21 01:10:36 PM  
Guard! Put this man in cell #2 and give him a drink!
What do you drink?
I don't care.

 
ptelg 2009-03-21 01:10:51 PM  
Or if you're me, you drink because your life sucks.

 
ttc2301 2009-03-21 01:10:59 PM  
Yeah? So?

 
bass555 2009-03-21 01:11:01 PM  
Boritom : Maybe it's the booze, but that may have been the funniest posts I've ever read.

Well done.

 
SamFlagg [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 01:14:46 PM  
But what if I dance like a drunk and sing when I'm sober? Should I pull the last pint when the party is over?

 
Somaticasual [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 01:15:03 PM  
I smoke two joints in times of peace, and two in time of war..

//wait, what?

 
Trajan's Call'Em [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 01:15:05 PM  
I drink when I'm sober.

 
X-boxershorts 2009-03-21 01:16:29 PM  
Brand Loyalty all right...

www.lairdandcompany.com

12 bux a fifth and hot Linked straight from hell

 
fernanernie 2009-03-21 01:16:56 PM  
I drink till the voices in my head are too drunk to argue anymore.

 
randomizetimer [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 01:18:45 PM  
I drink at night.

 
mrapier [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 01:19:47 PM  
i431.photobucket.com


/hot

 
cryinoutloud [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 01:19:52 PM  
You forgot the old reliable: We drink because there's nothing else to do around here. I've heard this one every single place I've lived.

Course, I usually live in the boonies, but still.....

 
X-boxershorts 2009-03-21 01:20:11 PM  
randomizetimer: I drink at night.

And it's ALWAYS nighttime somewhere

 
jayday 2009-03-21 01:21:39 PM  
Oh really?....and what do I do when I'm ambivalent then smart guy?

 
PokeyMon 2009-03-21 01:23:54 PM  
Arriba
Abajo
Al centro
Adentro

A toast for when Mexico again conquers Estados Unidos del Norte. High, low, to the center, within...

 
haveagun 2009-03-21 01:24:31 PM  
i drank last night, ohhhh what a time i had! oh, i thought we were supposed to finish...nevermind

 
Metaluna Mutant 2009-03-21 01:26:17 PM  
"You don't know how to drink, your whole generation. You drink for the wrong reasons. My generation, we drink because it's good. Because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar. Because it's what men do. Your kind, with your gloomy thoughts and your worries, you're all licking some imaginary wound. Boo-hoo."

/mad men ftw

 
thalidomide new and improved 2009-03-21 01:26:31 PM  
He drinks the whiskey drinks;
he drinks the vodak drinks;
he drinks the lager drinks;
he drinks the cider drinks.

He sings the songs that remind him of the good times;
He sings the songs that that Iron Maiden cover band played.

 
Rusty Bumpers 2009-03-21 01:26:51 PM  
I drink cuz it makes all girls look real purdy. (and the sheep out in the pasture start to look mighty fine if I'm not lucky)

 
Mister_farking_Twister 2009-03-21 01:27:39 PM  
I drink 'cuz I make a living at the bar.
No, it's LEGAL entertainment.

/awesome way to make a living

 
Miss Smartass 2009-03-21 01:31:22 PM  
This is like, the seventh article about this.

 
Campaigner444 2009-03-21 01:38:26 PM  
Drink to drinking! And when you are done with that, drink to the end of drinking! Repeat until you forget the definition of repeat [or drinking, or even the definition of definition].

 
Linux_Yes [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 01:38:55 PM  
be careful with the alcohol. you can pickle your liver and kill brain cells.

 
X-boxershorts 2009-03-21 01:41:51 PM  
Linux_Yes: be careful with the alcohol. you can pickle your liver and kill brain cells.

You systems types never quite seem to get it...do ya?

 
jso2897 2009-03-21 01:46:51 PM  
I don't drink when I'm sad any more. Doesn't work for me these days. I guess my sorrows have learned to swim.

 
Raging Thespian [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 01:47:59 PM  
I drink to forget my drinking problem.


What we talking about?

 
Rusty Bumpers 2009-03-21 01:50:55 PM  
I use a 12 step pack program to take care of my drinking problem.

 
VTSquire 2009-03-21 01:51:02 PM  
Joke's on you, motherfarker. I don't drink anymore!

 
Premature Defenestration 2009-03-21 01:51:22 PM  
I drink because beer exists.


/It exists in my fridge, it exists in my glass, it exists in my belly.

 
mephisto6 2009-03-21 01:52:38 PM  
tomato juice
vodak
celery salt
worcestershire
tobasco
lime juice
stir
header of Guiness
Good morning :)

 
spidermilk 2009-03-21 01:53:34 PM  
Um I drink when I'm happy because

A) Delicious beer tastes delicious!

B) Makes me less shy

When I'm sad I try to do SOMETHING like clean everything, exercise, or tackle some crazy project because if I'm grumpy anyway, I might as well do something I don't particularly like. Plus physical labor and accomplishing something puts me in a better mood.

Yea, I am paranoid about alcohol making me fat, dumb, jaundiced, and an alcoholic. Too paranoid probably, but it will make me fat, so I have that at least.

 
Brownman 2009-03-21 01:54:00 PM  
Beer is likely the foundation of civilization, may as well drink it right the fark up regardless of how you feel. It's civilized dontchyaknow.

 
aquaticphoenix 2009-03-21 02:02:24 PM  
www.mardigrasoutlet.com

/ you're gorram right it's hotlinked

 
Momzilla59 2009-03-21 02:02:25 PM  
thalidomide new and improved: He drinks the whiskey drinks;
he drinks the vodak drinks;
he drinks the lager drinks;
he drinks the cider drinks.

He sings the songs that remind him of the good times;
He sings the songs that that Iron Maiden cover band played.


Came for the Tubthumping reference, left with an earworm.
Somewhat less than satisfied!

 
Fritriac 2009-03-21 02:07:06 PM  
FTFA: High-end: Johnnie Walker Black

Oops, i didn't knew that JWB was high-end...

/Single malt snob
//I'll drink to that

 
Arkanaut 2009-03-21 02:07:15 PM  
Brownman: Beer is likely the foundation of civilization, may as well drink it right the fark up regardless of how you feel. It's civilized dontchyaknow.

It is, after all, the cause of - and solution to - all of Man's problems.

 
OldeFarquer 2009-03-21 02:07:34 PM  
Recession gives folks the immature who cannot handle nor control their own emotions something to drink about.

FT

 
GoteamVenture 2009-03-21 02:07:38 PM  
i drink.....

-to not feel feelings anymore
-get the courage to talk to pretty girls
-get hammered
-celebrate good times
-just cause
-its there
-forget the bad times

 
LeroyBourne 2009-03-21 02:09:28 PM  
www.sceneandheard.ca

And Jules is the muscular mayor

 
x_kansas_x 2009-03-21 02:09:56 PM  
FTA: "You might not be able to buy a Mercedes, but you can come in and buy yourself Johnnie Walker."

Now there's something to drink to!

 
ultraholland 2009-03-21 02:10:04 PM  
Where's the img1.fark.net?

 
assmasacre [TotalFark] 2009-03-21 02:14:11 PM  
"That's the problem with drinking, I thought as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen."

-Bukowski

 
X-boxershorts 2009-03-21 02:21:58 PM  
I drink, because my parents did THIS to me...
(It was for my own good, or so they said, at the time...)


i114.photobucket.com

 
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