Goddamn you subby, your funny headline made me click on Perez Hilton!

*shakes tiny little fist*

I would've gone with "Gayer than Clay Aiken and Kenny Chesney making out on Elton John's couch".

baka-san: Goddamn you subby, your funny headline made me click on Perez Hilton!

hey, don't blame me. I wrote his link out in clear 'murrican language and everything

albo: baka-san: Goddamn you subby, your funny headline made me click on Perez Hilton!

hey, don't blame me. I wrote his link out in clear 'murrican language and everything

Didn't think it was really him!

I'd love to attend that Oscar party.

/If you can't say something good about someone sit right here by me.

Elton Jon Benet: I'd love to attend that Oscar party.

/If you can't say something good about someone sit right here by me.




Approve.

I was at a private function about two years or so back. Big money thing. LeAnn Rimes was the entertainment. I was at a table in the second row back from the stage, so about maybe twenty, twenty-five feet from the girl.

I will tell you now as God is my witness. She is SMOKIN' hot.

witchofthedogs: Elton Jon Benet: I'd love to attend that Oscar party.

/If you can't say something good about someone sit right here by me.

Approve.

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I dont know but why would you marry a gay guy?

Dear_Leader: I dont know but why would you marry a gay guy?

So you'd have somebody to go shopping with?

God perez hilton is worse than sbb and hes not even remotely entertaining, why his site gets hits is a mystery.

If you want funny gossip just go to thesuperficial or wwtdd.

letdogsvote: I will tell you now as God is my witness. She is SMOKIN' hot.

So why exactly does a rich, famous, smokin' hot country music star marry a gay guy? So she can give him half of her stuff in the divorce?

letdogsvote: I was at a private function about two years or so back. Big money thing. LeAnn Rimes was the entertainment. I was at a table in the second row back from the stage, so about maybe twenty, twenty-five feet from the girl.

I will tell you now as God is my witness. She is SMOKIN' hot.

Definitely...I was at a concert of hers maybe three years ago and I was fortunate enough to be backstage. I would like to do naughty things to her...

Sucks for her.

I would have gone with: Gayer than someone that uses Perez Hilton as a means to get a Fark greenlight.

Cybernetic: So why exactly does a rich, famous, smokin' hot country music star marry a gay guy? So she can give him half of her stuff in the divorce?

Hey, that's a triple platinum country album right there.

I don't understand why the celebrity is the beard for the unknown person in the marriage, isn't that backwards?

Therefore I call shenanigans

flickyflea: I don't understand why the celebrity is the beard for the unknown person in the marriage, isn't that backwards?

Therefore I call shenanigans

Or, they are each other's beards. Supposedly, it's not uncommon for gay & lesbian celebrities to pair up for the mutual benefit of each other's careers. I know he's not famous, but the principle is the same.

Sgt Otter: Or, they are each other's beards. Supposedly, it's not uncommon for gay & lesbian celebrities to pair up for the mutual benefit of each other's careers...

She would be the beard. He would be her merkin.

I saw them on CMT Cribs and I couldnt believe she actually introduced that guy as her husband. He was wearing a pink shirt for cripes sake and he swished when he walked and had a fabulous lisp!

/he has teh ghey.

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who knows that LeAnn Rimes' husband is gay.

I guess it's pretty serious.

/Perez Hilton?
//this is what it's come to on Fark?

The smokin' hotness of Leann Rimes having been established, make with the pics already.

/that hubby's gayer than an erasure concert in p-town

I love how the drawing at the top of the site has him look like a suave James Dean type. When you see him in real life you realize he's just a fat piece of shiat.

First of all, this:

Knobbs: I love how the drawing at the top of the site has him look like a suave James Dean type. When you see him in real life you realize he's just a fat piece of shiat.

Secondly, from TFA:

How are LeAnn's people going to spin this one???

Compared to a lot of other shiat, this rates pretty low on the scandal-meter. I mean, what year is this? Yeesh.

/Would do LeeAnn Rimes in a heartbeat

She married Kenny Chesney?

Occam's Chainsaw: Hey, that's a triple platinum country album right there.

Song titles:

My husband stole my boyfriend
I needed a man and so did my husband
He made me wear a beard to smoke pole
If I was a tomboy and you were a fairy

Featuring the two part smash hit:

The ballad of LeeAnn: She killed Perez Hilton for outing her man
The ballad of LeeAnn: The jury lets her go, justifiable homicide.

witchofthedogs....


I lol'd huge. Although I'm sure most under the age of 25 don't get it.

+1

angrygrizzly: My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who knows that LeAnn Rimes' husband is gay.

I guess it's pretty serious.

Thank you, Simone.

your husband wants steak

Elton Jon Benet: Link (new window)

Nick Longworth wasn't gay; he was a philanderer.

/neither was Alice