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(New! Magazine) Dumbass Even though Mariah Carey got married less than a year ago, she's so happy she wants to marry the same guy again this year   (new-magazine.co.uk) divider line 22
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bugmn99 2009-03-20 02:41:59 PM  
All things considered, it'd be pretty nice to be hittin' that.

 
oasics 2009-03-20 02:45:10 PM  
but only if she keeps her mouth shut.

that womans voice makes me want to go out and set fire to bees.

 
bukketmaster 2009-03-20 02:47:02 PM  
I wish she'd just overdose on something already.

 
bloatboy 2009-03-20 02:47:12 PM  
Compared to some of her past craziness, this might qualify as perfectly sane...

 
assegai 2009-03-20 02:50:59 PM  
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Stay Cool Babylon 2009-03-20 02:51:07 PM  
bukketmaster: I wish she'd just overdose on something already.

At first I was all, "Wow, that guy is an asshole." Then I was all, "Meh, he sort of has a point."

 
Control_this [TotalFark] 2009-03-20 02:56:33 PM  
Will the groom be signing another pre-nup?

 
I'm No Big Deal [TotalFark] 2009-03-20 03:02:04 PM  
bukketmaster: I wish she'd just overdose on something pose nude or make a sex tape already.

FTFY

 
Zombie Eater 2009-03-20 03:02:13 PM  
So, not enough press for the crazy dingbat songbird and her unfunny closeted sidekick these days?

 
Crudbucket 2009-03-20 03:04:24 PM  
I'm No Big Deal: bukketmaster: I wish she'd just overdose on something pose nude or make a sex tape already 10 or 15 years ago.

FTFY

 
boonfarker 2009-03-20 03:17:53 PM  
Yeah, she's definitely annoying. Still ...

i138.photobucket.com

 
DrakeLabatt 2009-03-20 03:21:39 PM  
Tommy Matola got that piece of meat when it was still fresh. She turned batshiat crazy after their relationship ended.

 
Mr. Slippyfist 2009-03-20 03:24:26 PM  
Even though Mariah Carey got married less than a year ago, she's so happy hasn't been in the news since and is an attention whore, so she wants to marry the same guy again this year

Fixed

 
DeadZone 2009-03-20 03:40:08 PM  
Maybe she just plum forgot!

 
RobertBruce [TotalFark] 2009-03-20 03:47:30 PM  
Must be repeated:

 
RobertBruce [TotalFark] 2009-03-20 03:48:12 PM  
too big image fail? dammit.

 
Hattrix 2009-03-20 03:56:29 PM  
oasics: but only if she keeps her mouth shut.

that womans voice makes me want to go out and set fire to bees her.

FIXED

 
MFL 2009-03-20 04:03:03 PM  
Maybe congress should tax her ass 90%.

 
Nurglitch 2009-03-20 04:28:21 PM  
Hattrix: oasics: but only if she keeps her mouth shut.

that womans voice makes me want to go out and set fire to bees her.

FIXED

Now with 200% more sociopath.

 
Zombies ate my neighbors 2009-03-20 05:41:39 PM  
Thats one cunning stunt that I would be afraid to hit.. the level of crazy in that woman is nearly unmatched...

 
browneye 2009-03-20 10:44:30 PM  
There's something a little sad about them not being able to do this without first notifying the reporters.

 
mooseyfate 2009-03-21 12:35:07 PM  
Zombies ate my neighbors: Thats one cunning stunt that I would be afraid to hit.. the level of crazy in that woman is nearly unmatched...

I don't care if she was on fire, I'd still want to nail that big bag of crazy. So painfully gorgeous.

 
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