Is He dead or not? CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times looking for chads.

"His singer, Covan, was seriously injured."

Anyone think 'American Movie' when they heard this guy's name?

King Something: Is He dead or not? CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times looking for chads.

The (former) singer is not dead. The drummer did die though. (Yes, I know you think it's funny that members of "Decapitated" almost got decapitated)

Fun fact: The guy auctioning his guitar is a class act and cancer survivor himself. However, last time I checked HE'S STILL FARKING SMOKING. He might not be the brightest crayon in the box, apparently.

RIP Vitek.

Met Ralph once, the guy auctioning the guitar.

\Douchebag

More metal this article could not be! Besides all the facts mentioned, notice the guy holding the guitar with the full beard? He is the founder of Deicide. He has an upside down cross burned into his forehead! He is also flipping us off which in itself is so metal.

By the way, loved "American Movie" and can't wait to see "Anvil".

Fearofablankplanet 2009-03-20 09:34:22 AM
More metal this article could not be! Besides all the facts mentioned, notice the guy holding the guitar with the full beard? He is the founder of Deicide. He has an upside down cross burned into his forehead! He is also flipping us off which in itself is so metal.



/Glen Benton
//Major Douchebag
///Still like his vocals

Heard a rumor of a Florida Death Metal tour this summer, featuring:
Obituary
Morbid Angel
Deicide
Six Feet Under

Lord S810: Fearofablankplanet 2009-03-20 09:34:22 AM
More metal this article could not be! Besides all the facts mentioned, notice the guy holding the guitar with the full beard? He is the founder of Deicide. He has an upside down cross burned into his forehead! He is also flipping us off which in itself is so metal.



/Glen Benton
//Major Douchebag
///Still like his vocals

I hung out with Glen, Jack Owen, Steve and Dave Suzuki backstage once. They were all cool, we smoked some weed, drank lots of Jaegermeister and I stole their snacks. My then girlfriend stole Steve's custom Deicide lighter. They were all nice to us, except I knew Glen was just being nice because he wanted to bang my then gf.

We all got farked up either on Jaeger or weed (Except for Suzuki) and THEN they went out to play. All in all a very memorable night.

Wilhelm Von Koerner: Heard a rumor of a Florida Death Metal tour this summer, featuring:
Obituary
Morbid Angel
Deicide
Six Feet Under

Yeah, I heard John Tardy mention something like that, and I jizzed in my pants

They're so DARK!

I hung out with Glen, Jack Owen, Steve and Dave Suzuki backstage once.

Dave is a phenomenal musician. He plays all those crazy blast and double bass beats, and rips the neo-classical solos on Vital Remains last couple albums.

/Guitarist
//Play death metal

Death metal guys are always going on about how awesome death is until someone actually dies. Then they get sad. What's up with that?

So, how much is 8000 PLN, American? 25 bucks or so?

RIP Vitek, farking awesome drummer. Organic Hallucinosis is one of my "10 Albums I Can't Live Without"

bugmn99: Death metal guys are always going on about how awesome death is until someone actually dies. Then they get sad. What's up with that?

Ha.

glen benton is such a tool. and obituary SUCKS. i hate, HATE that no-lyrics random growling shiat.
now that the hate is out of the way, it really sucks that bad shiat happens to nice guys. best of luck to them, i hope they can get back on their feet.

one of the rumors going around about the florida death metal tour was they they were trying to get cannibal corpse and six feet under on the same tour. maybe have chris barnes do 'hammer smashed face'.
/never gonna happen

whoa, wait one farkin' second!
FTA:
we gave Vitek's brother, Wacek (Waclaw 'Vogg' Kieltyka; guitarist for VADER)
Vitek's brother?!

cabritosaurio: Lord S810: Fearofablankplanet 2009-03-20 09:34:22 AM
More metal this article could not be! Besides all the facts mentioned, notice the guy holding the guitar with the full beard? He is the founder of Deicide. He has an upside down cross burned into his forehead! He is also flipping us off which in itself is so metal.



/Glen Benton
//Major Douchebag
///Still like his vocals

I hung out with Glen, Jack Owen, Steve and Dave Suzuki backstage once. They were all cool, we smoked some weed, drank lots of Jaegermeister and I stole their snacks. My then girlfriend stole Steve's custom Deicide lighter. They were all nice to us, except I knew Glen was just being nice because he wanted to bang my then gf.

We all got farked up either on Jaeger or weed (Except for Suzuki) and THEN they went out to play. All in all a very memorable night.

Oh, soo YOU'RE the douchbag. Stealing stuff from them? Really?

devilskware: cabritosaurio: Lord S810: Fearofablankplanet 2009-03-20 09:34:22 AM
More metal this article could not be! Besides all the facts mentioned, notice the guy holding the guitar with the full beard? He is the founder of Deicide. He has an upside down cross burned into his forehead! He is also flipping us off which in itself is so metal.



/Glen Benton
//Major Douchebag
///Still like his vocals

I hung out with Glen, Jack Owen, Steve and Dave Suzuki backstage once. They were all cool, we smoked some weed, drank lots of Jaegermeister and I stole their snacks. My then girlfriend stole Steve's custom Deicide lighter. They were all nice to us, except I knew Glen was just being nice because he wanted to bang my then gf.

We all got farked up either on Jaeger or weed (Except for Suzuki) and THEN they went out to play. All in all a very memorable night.

Oh, soo YOU'RE the douchbag. Stealing stuff from them? Really?

I stole a couple of bags of Frito-lay. Does it look like Glen needs to eat more chips? I did that farker a favor.

bugmn99: Death metal guys are always going on about how awesome death is until someone actually dies. Then they get sad. What's up with that?

Meh, I Guess it's the same if an amputee shot Tarantino's mom with a prostetic-legged machine gun. I bet he would sad.

Lord S810: I hung out with Glen, Jack Owen, Steve and Dave Suzuki backstage once.

Dave is a phenomenal musician. He plays all those crazy blast and double bass beats, and rips the neo-classical solos on Vital Remains last couple albums.

/Guitarist
//Play death metal

Yeah, he's an awesome all around musicians. He can do everything, and everything well.

satanicsantoku: one of the rumors going around about the florida death metal tour was they they were trying to get cannibal corpse and six feet under on the same tour. maybe have chris barnes do 'hammer smashed face'.
/never gonna happen

Hmmm, yeah, it seems that the CC guys and Barnes are on pretty good terms. Chris was laughing it up with Barrett on the last CC Dvd. Theoretically, the performance isn't impossible. On the other hand, Chris seems determined to distance himself as "the guy that sang Hammersmashed Face"

satanicsantoku: whoa, wait one farkin' second!
FTA:
we gave Vitek's brother, Wacek (Waclaw 'Vogg' Kieltyka; guitarist for VADER)
Vitek's brother?!

Yes, Vogg is playing for Vader now.

dr.zaeus: "His singer, Covan, was seriously injured."

Anyone think 'American Movie' when they heard this guy's name?

KO-ven !

coven reminds me of oven...

satanicsantoku: whoa, wait one farkin' second!
FTA:
we gave Vitek's brother, Wacek (Waclaw 'Vogg' Kieltyka; guitarist for VADER)
Vitek's brother?!

Peter got him to replace Mauser in Vader a few months ago. Jeez, keep up.

Tex_Arkana: KO-ven !

coven reminds me of oven...

Coven reminds me of oven too; "Covan", however, reminds me of KO-ven!

cabritosaurio: devilskware: cabritosaurio: Lord S810: Fearofablankplanet 2009-03-20 09:34:22 AM
More metal this article could not be! Besides all the facts mentioned, notice the guy holding the guitar with the full beard? He is the founder of Deicide. He has an upside down cross burned into his forehead! He is also flipping us off which in itself is so metal.



/Glen Benton
//Major Douchebag
///Still like his vocals

I hung out with Glen, Jack Owen, Steve and Dave Suzuki backstage once. They were all cool, we smoked some weed, drank lots of Jaegermeister and I stole their snacks. My then girlfriend stole Steve's custom Deicide lighter. They were all nice to us, except I knew Glen was just being nice because he wanted to bang my then gf.

We all got farked up either on Jaeger or weed (Except for Suzuki) and THEN they went out to play. All in all a very memorable night.

Oh, soo YOU'RE the douchbag. Stealing stuff from them? Really?

I stole a couple of bags of Frito-lay. Does it look like Glen needs to eat more chips? I did that farker a favor.

Haha .. true. But your gf stole Steve's lighter. As a smoker, if I can't find a lighter, I start flippin out!!!

I would just like to take a second and say that Vital Remains can go fark themselves.

they were supposed to play here on Wednesday and bailed at the last second. and by last second I mean, right before they were supposed to set up on stage after a couple of other bands had already played. additionally they were at the venue for hours before hand, enjoyed free food and beer and were paid $200 before hand as part of their guarantee (they would have gotten more after their set, 100% of door sales actually because attendance was lower than expected then before when it was agreed they would get 60%). so what was their excuse? they weren't pleased with the turn out. never mind that they never bothered to set up a merch table or anything, they took the money and ran. who knows how long they had planned this, but fark them, they will not be booked again ever in Tallahassee and i've already let several other promoters around the region know about this situation.


but anyways, I digress. Obituary farking owns and although I never got into Decapitated it's cool what Ralph is doing.

Totally read that as "Obligatory guitar"

bugmn99: Death metal guys are always going on about how awesome death is until someone actually dies. Then they get sad. What's up with that?

Cause the deathmetal community is one of the most tight knit in music. Guys can leave one band and be in another by that evening and there's no hard feelings (usually).

Now some of the black metal guys in the EU live the same way some of their music describes. I cant remember and cant search for who it is cause im at work, but this dude is the singer for a major BM band and his ass does live in a dark castle in the deep forest.

Penguin Death Squads: Now some of the black metal guys in the EU live the same way some of their music describes. I cant remember and cant search for who it is cause im at work, but this dude is the singer for a major BM band and his ass does live in a dark castle in the deep forest.

I'm thinking Gaahl of Gorgoroth. But "dark castle in the deep forest" makes me think you might be referring to Satyricon.

satanicsantoku: glen benton is such a tool. and obituary SUCKS. i hate, HATE that no-lyrics random growling shiat.
now that the hate is out of the way, it really sucks that bad shiat happens to nice guys. best of luck to them, i hope they can get back on their feet.

one of the rumors going around about the florida death metal tour was they they were trying to get cannibal corpse and six feet under on the same tour. maybe have chris barnes do 'hammer smashed face'.
/never gonna happen

they should get Caninus, its much much better.

mandingueiro: satanicsantoku: glen benton is such a tool. and obituary SUCKS. i hate, HATE that no-lyrics random growling shiat.
now that the hate is out of the way, it really sucks that bad shiat happens to nice guys. best of luck to them, i hope they can get back on their feet.

one of the rumors going around about the florida death metal tour was they they were trying to get cannibal corpse and six feet under on the same tour. maybe have chris barnes do 'hammer smashed face'.
/never gonna happen

they should get Caninus, its much much better.

If you mean to get Caninus for the Florida Death Metal tour, it wouldn't quite work as Most Precious Blood is from New York City, but it would definitely add talent to the line up.

cabritosaurio: King Something: Is He dead or not? CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times looking for chads.

The (former) singer is not dead. The drummer did die though. (Yes, I know you think it's funny that members of "Decapitated" almost got decapitated)

Fun fact: The guy auctioning his guitar is a class act and cancer survivor himself. However, last time I checked HE'S STILL FARKING SMOKING. He might not be the brightest crayon in the box, apparently. -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again"

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