Nobody farks with the Jesus

But did this happen during league play?

Mark it Zero!

Shut the f**k up, Donny

It must be Special Olympics night at the bowling alley.

OVER THE LINE!

/it's a league game, Smokey

Wow I didn't know bowling etiquette was such a serious thing... that will make me think twice about throwing my balls around

The Chinaman is not the issue here, dude.

Winktologist: The Chinaman is not the issue here, dude.

Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.

Bathia_Mapes: Winktologist: The Chinaman is not the issue here, dude.

Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.

Damnit, this guy didnt help build the railroads man, he piss on my rug. That rug REALLY brought the room together.

THIS ISN'T VIET NAM!

This is why I came prepared. *strokes Uzi*

OH GODDAMMIT MY HEADLINE WAS FUNNIER AND 6 HOURS EARLIER.

But it's cool. Next time I want a greenlight, I'll just pretend to be a Neocon in the Politics tab.

mike965: Wow I didn't know bowling etiquette was such a serious thing... that will make me think twice about throwing my balls around

I LOL'd

Rug Doctor: OH GODDAMMIT MY HEADLINE WAS FUNNIER AND 6 HOURS EARLIER.

But it's cool. Next time I want a greenlight, I'll just pretend to be a Neocon in the Politics tab.fark it, man. Let's go bowling.

I am the walrus.

skinbubble: Mark it Zero!

The finger is on the trigger

Rug Doctor: OH GODDAMMIT MY HEADLINE WAS FUNNIER AND 6 HOURS EARLIER.

But it's cool. Next time I want a greenlight, I'll just pretend to be a Neocon in the Politics tab.

You're out of your element!

Naman: Rug Doctor: OH GODDAMMIT MY HEADLINE WAS FUNNIER AND 6 HOURS EARLIER.

But it's cool. Next time I want a greenlight, I'll just pretend to be a Neocon in the Politics tab.fark it, man. Let's go bowling..

I hate you but you win.

Truthiness: It must be Special Olympics night at the bowling alley.

You're like a child, who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...

I knew a guy who really was hit in the face with a bowling ball. He carried the videos of his facial reconstructive surgery around in his car with him. All 12 hours of it. The first 20 minutes was all I could watch. By then they had peeled his face completely off, and were removing the pieces of his lower jaw.

skinbubble: Mark it Zero!

Dammit! I missed it by that much!

That guy was a pacifist which makes this even more disturbing. I wonder if he has any other issues? I mean... beyond pacifism of course.

FTFA: Doctors reinserted the tooth, hoping it will reattach itself.

Wait...what?

Jujubunnie: I am the walrus.

V.I. Lenin!

I can only imagine what that tape might look like. Just the idea of getting hit with a 16 lb. bowling ball makes my face hurt and the rest of me a little more than sick to my stomach.

Purdue_Pete: That guy was a pacifist

Say what you will about the tenets about National Socialism, but at least it's an ethos.

assault, sure. but a bowling ball is a deadly weapon?

Your phones ringing, Dude.

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Wigwam For a Goose's Bridle: assault, sure. but a bowling ball is a deadly weapon?

A 24 oz PR-24 Baton is a deadly weapon in the right hands. Hell, a standard pool cue ball (5.5 to 6 oz) can be too if it's in a sock and swung at your head.

beowulf_cluster: vee vantz za money lebowski

You don't HAVE the farking girl, dipshiats! We know you never did!

Also,

Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shiat about the rules? Mark it zero!

Any opportunity to break this out =)

Ow My Balls: FTFA: Doctors reinserted the tooth, hoping it will reattach itself.

Wait...what?

I though the same. They may be medical experts, but that just sounds silly.

That's what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps.

Mind if I do a J?

This is not 'Nam, Smokey...

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any your crazy shiat with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the farking trigger till it goes "click".

Take the skinheads bowling
take 'em bowling.

You brought a Pomeranian bowling?

MorningBreath: Ow My Balls: FTFA: Doctors reinserted the tooth, hoping it will reattach itself.

Wait...what?

I though the same. They may be medical experts, but that just sounds silly.

Someone hasn't watched their commercials during Saturday morning cartoons in the late 80's / early 90's. Commercials taught me that a tooth in a glass of milk can be reattached. They also told me not to be drunk at this time of day on a weekday, so... I don't even remember where I was going with that. What day is it?

A world of pain.

*Grrr* LOL!

Mose: You brought a Pomeranian bowling?

It has papers, Dude.

at the risk of getting mauled here, I know you all are making movie references....and I don't know which one....
\ducks

bowled with my new ball for the first time last night... did horrible during league play (friggin 283 total after 3 games) so i bought another 4 games afterwords to practice. i've never heard the foul indicator go off as many times as it did for the people 2 lanes over. and these guys were in their early 20s, no excuse. they never marked it zero.

MARK IT ZERO!

FarkProudly: at the risk of getting mauled here, I know you all are making movie references....and I don't know which one....

You're out of your league, FarkProudly.

FarkProudly: at the risk of getting mauled here, I know you all are making movie references....and I don't know which one....
\ducks

YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR FARKIN' LEAGUE DONNY!