Rule No.1 if being a hot celeb is if you don't want a sex tape of yourself on the internet then don't make a sex tape of yourself because people are greedy and horny.... It's human nature

mike965: Rule No.1 if being a hot celeb is if you don't want a sex tape of yourself on the internet then don't make a sex tape of yourself because people are greedy and horny.... It's human nature

It's true and I'm sure I'm not the only one that would watch it.

Sex tape ella, ella, ella, ella

If it makes her feel better, I'd like to let Rihanna know that I have no interest in seeing her sex video. Because I've already got tons of videos of far better looking chicks.

Epsilon: If it makes her feel better, I'd like to let Rihanna know that I have no interest in seeing her sex video. Because I've already got tons of videos of far better looking chicks.

You know how I know you're gay?

Y'know, she could always just come have sex with me, then I'd have no need of a tape.

/Just sayin, she's got options

Joystk: You know how I know you're gay you've got taste?

FTFY, Joystk.

/Doesn't find that woman attractive in the least

Epsilon: If it makes her feel better, I'd like to let Rihanna know that I have no interest in seeing her sex video. Because I've already got tons of videos of far better looking chicks.

Let me guess. You're still hoping to find the legendary Roseanne Barr tape with the midgets, right?

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

angrygrizzly: Epsilon: If it makes her feel better, I'd like to let Rihanna know that I have no interest in seeing her sex video. Because I've already got tons of videos of far better looking chicks.

Let me guess. You're still hoping to find the legendary Roseanne Barr tape with the midgets, right?

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Hey, a collection is a collection...
Even if it does have some duds...

snuff3r: Joystk: You know how I know you're gay you've got taste?

FTFY, Joystk.

/Doesn't find that woman attractive in the least

This. Rihnanna is OK, I guess, but no one would be saying she's "hot" if she wasn't famous. Her face is all snuggly, with eyes, nose and face all together and a massive forehead and prominent chin. Plus her body is kinda flat, no reasonable big boobs, no reasonable big booty.

Take her back to Barbados to be a waitress or something and she wouldn't be much different from the relatively attractive waitress you can find at your local Denny's.

It's nice to see a young man like Cris Brown so comitted to his relationship.

does she get Donkey Punched?
Cawk Slapped?
Fisted?
etc...

/just getting a few out of the way.

Joystk: Epsilon: If it makes her feel better, I'd like to let Rihanna know that I have no interest in seeing her sex video. Because I've already got tons of videos of far better looking chicks.

You know how I know you're gay?

You know how I know that you are fooled by tons of makeup and photoshoop?

this thread is useless without links

mike965: Rule No.1 if being a hot celeb is if you don't want a sex tape of yourself on the internet then don't make a sex tape of yourself because people are greedy and horny.... It's human nature


Sure I heard the "Umbrella" on the radio, but I would have never known this wench's had her boyfriend not smacked her upside the head. So he definitely did her career a favor.

I still don't recall the boyfriends name. Maybe he should have hit her harder.

Fame... ain't it a biatch?

eh, it cant be worse than the Kim K tape.

Geez guys were not talking about starting a family here. Were determining if we would hit it UNDER IDEAL CONDITIONS. These conditions include but are not limtied to assuming that wife or S.O. will never find out, you'll never see her again, she has no STDs, she's on the pill, she's all showered and cleaned up, not on her period, and she is shaven in all the right places. Those are the rules to hit it or not. I would hit it.

Funny, this is the first time I've taken the time to actually find out what Rihanna looks like.

Verdict: meh.

I think she looks like an alien/human hybrid.

I would watch the tape because it would make her feel a bit more degraded.

She went back to an abuser, she likes that kind of thing.

/Just trying to help!

Andric: Verdict: meh.

Yeah I don't get it either.

I mean she's not ugly, and I supposed I'd bang her, but she's really not much to write home about.

Oh Chris. Punch me you pussy.. Punch me like i flirted with the delivery guy! PUNCH ME LIKE YOU MEAN IT!

Who knew studman69 had so many alts?

/homos, the lot of ya
//like the button on the morphine drip

"Plus her body is kinda flat, no reasonable big boobs, no reasonable big booty."

Good grief, doesn't anyone appreciate spinners anymore?
Keira has plenty of fans, why not Rihanna, except for that whole returning over and over to a nutso boyfriend thing....

All the pictures I have seen of her look like she has been beat up. I am only gonna tell her twice... forget about the tape, it is none of you business anymore.

spacechicken170am: Geez guys were not talking about starting a family here. Were determining if we would hit it UNDER IDEAL CONDITIONS. These conditions include but are not limtied to assuming that wife or S.O. will never find out, you'll never see her again, she has no STDs, she's on the pill, she's all showered and cleaned up, not on her period, and she is shaven in all the right places. Those are the rules to hit it or not. I would hit it.


I can do without the shaving clause. Just so the trim is trim, so to speak.

Broktun

She's kinda "meh" would NOT hit it....look at those sharp knees! I can't believe you guys would actually lay with that ugly-ass thing!

That is all,
Studman69

rocky_howard: snuff3r: Joystk: You know how I know you're gay you've got taste?

FTFY, Joystk.

/Doesn't find that woman attractive in the least

This. Rihnanna is OK, I guess, but no one would be saying she's "hot" if she wasn't famous. Her face is all snuggly, with eyes, nose and face all together and a massive forehead and prominent chin. Plus her body is kinda flat, no reasonable big boobs, no reasonable big booty.

Take her back to Barbados to be a waitress or something and she wouldn't be much different from the relatively attractive waitress you can find at your local Denny's.

THIS.

/she's "hot" because she's famous. Is she ugly? hell no, but she's not THAT hot.

Ok, five-head aside, I would destroy that pussy like it was evidence against me in a murder trial.

I'd hit it like Chris Brown...

...wait, is that wrong of me? Too soon?

/Nice sharp knees if you ask me.

God dammit, I totally farking called it like four weeks ago. I told everyone that she had a sex tape and nobody believed me. Well, looks like I'm right now, motherfarkers!

It's really sad that in these times, couples can't enjoy making thier own videos becuase someday the whole perverted voyeuristic world can see them too.

whose real name is Robyn Rihanna Fenty

This strikes me as an odd description. "Sting, whose real name is Gordon somethingorother" makes sense, because it's a nickname. This should read "whose full name is Robyn Rihanna Fenty". Her parents named her Rihanna. It is part of her 'real' name.

unfarkingbelievable: It's really sad that in these times, couples can't enjoy making thier own videos becuase someday the whole perverted voyeuristic world can see them too.

Yeah I love Youporn too.

Joystk: Epsilon: If it makes her feel better, I'd like to let Rihanna know that I have no interest in seeing her sex video. Because I've already got tons of videos of far better looking chicks.

You know how I know you're gay?

You know some people just don't have the jungle fever.

GavinTheAlmighty: God dammit, I totally farking called it like four weeks ago. I told everyone that she had a sex tape and nobody believed me. Well, looks like I'm right now, motherfarkers!

In your defense, I came in this thread just to say "I remember someone calling this a few weeks ago."

*golf clap*

So hot

PC LOAD LETTER: You know how I know that you are fooled by tons of makeup and photoshoop?

She has Eva Longoria syndrome.

notauniquesnowflake: In your defense, I came in this thread just to say "I remember someone calling this a few weeks ago."

*golf clap*

WHOOOOOO INTERNET VALIDATION!

I'd like to think I have my priorities in order...




I'd hit Chris Brown (with a bat), then hit her (like the fist of an angry... ahh, you know).

notauniquesnowflake: In your defense, I came in this thread just to say "I remember someone calling this a few weeks ago."

*golf clap*

Now to my full defence, someone needs to track this tape down to see if it's full of weird stuff. I predicted that she was totally into the butt stuff, so I need to know how right I am.

Madbassist1: She's kinda "meh" would NOT hit it....look at those sharp knees! I can't believe you guys would actually lay with that ugly-ass thing!

That is all,
Studman69

That's actually a pretty weak picture of her, all things considered.

LonMead: I'd like to think I have my priorities in order...

I'd hit Chris Brown (with a bat), then hit her (like the fist of an angry... ahh, you know).

Thank you for showing Madbassist1 how it's done.

So Chris Brown isn't in the "Dawg Haus" and he hasn't proposed to her and they didn't have a secret wedding in a spaceship to Mars where they find an dimensional portal that teleports them to a magical gum ball fantasy world?

I'm so disillusioned.

Reporters are stupid.

i would hit that like........well.....err.........uhmm.........


RHIANNA!!!!!


/try the roast beef

//tip your waitress

///be here all week or until i find where my brother spent my money

ihatedumbpeople: /she's "hot" because she's famous. Is she ugly? hell no, but she's not THAT hot.

I agree but that's very common. She gets extra hot point just because she's famous. All things being equal I'd rather nail the chick at my local subway but I'd still nail Rhianna. Hot points are also awarded for power too. If a chick is in politics or a CEO she gets hot points. Chicks also get hot point by watching sports, drinking beer, owning a sweet car, or by having three ways.

spacechicken170am: I agree but that's very common. She gets extra hot point just because she's famous. All things being equal I'd rather nail the chick at my local subway but I'd still nail Rhianna. Hot points are also awarded for power too. If a chick is in politics or a CEO she gets hot points. Chicks also get hot point by watching sports, drinking beer, owning a sweet car, or by having three ways.

A lot of it is about watching someone who we're used to seeing in one context (sports, music, movies, television) in an entirely different context. That's why sex tapes are much more interesting than hardcore gonzo porn starring well-known porn actresses. You bet your ass everyone in this thread would watch at least five minutes of the Margaret Thatcher sex tape if it ever came out, just to see her in a different context (and to see how far down her throat she can shove Dennis' meat popsicle.

Bobby Brown. Chris Brown.

I sense a connection.

Ladies, do not date men who sing and have 5 letters in their first name!

GavinTheAlmighty: PC LOAD LETTER: You know how I know that you are fooled by tons of makeup and photoshoop?

She has Eva Longoria syndrome.

This. Eva w/o makeup looks like the girl behind the counter at Taco Bell you would gladly bang, but nothing special really.

I_Am_Weasel: Bobby Brown. Chris Brown.

I sense a connection.

Ladies, do not date men who sing and have 5 letters in their first name!


We shall call this axiom "The Brown Note"