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(Washington Times) Amusing Commerce Secretary nominee Gary Locke, COME ON DOWN. You're the next contestant on "Oops, My Bad"   (washingtontimes.com) divider line 125
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Calmamity [TotalFark] 2009-03-19 10:46:12 AM  
That's a big stretch, Armstrong.

 
Senescent Dawn 2009-03-19 10:54:32 AM  
I had a good chuckle there, submitter.

 
Cog [TotalFark] 2009-03-19 11:15:24 AM  
img.photobucket.com

 
pandabear [TotalFark] 2009-03-19 11:20:31 AM  
Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.

 
burndtdan 2009-03-19 11:23:33 AM  
i chuckled, subby

 
Flab [TotalFark] 2009-03-19 11:30:52 AM  
pandabear: Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.

At least, we know of the corruption before they're nominated. That's definitely a step in the right direction.

 
TeddyBallGame [TotalFark] 2009-03-19 12:12:36 PM  
Isn't our entire country "tied to China cash?"

 
timmy_the_tooth [TotalFark] 2009-03-19 12:41:12 PM  
Yep, you guys nabbed him, how dare he legally work for Chinese companies and forthrightly give back dirty campaign contributions.

This is what the next 7 years are going to be like I guess; false scandal after false scandal brought up by the tearful Glenn Beck's of the world.

 
flannelled fool 2009-03-19 01:08:22 PM  
l.yimg.com


/ hot
/ in more ways than one

 
Bhasayate [TotalFark] 2009-03-19 01:08:27 PM  
Well, they're all a bunch of crooks and criminals, them politicians. Guilty until proven innocent eh.

 
RevMercutio [TotalFark] 2009-03-19 01:10:30 PM  
Looking at the front page, the Moonies really don't seem to care for the Obama administration, do they?

 
Grungehamster 2009-03-19 01:15:16 PM  
When is Washington Times gonna "reveal" that Obama's Secretary of State has ties to Chinese money as well?

Oh, and don't forget his Energy Secretary! I'm SURE he has some sort of connection to China!

 
Pants full of macaroni!! 2009-03-19 01:15:42 PM  
Bhasayate: Well, they're all a bunch of crooks and criminals, them politicians. Guilty until proven innocent eh.

Absotively. Let's just start killin 'em.

/but only if they're Demon-crats

 
Gated Community Organizer 2009-03-19 01:16:58 PM  
Locke, just tell them you're Jewish

a.espncdn.com

 
Fart_Machine 2009-03-19 01:17:33 PM  
TeddyBallGame: Isn't our entire country "tied to China cash?"

Pretty much THIS. I await the exclusive report from the Moonies that everyone is a Chinese sleeper agent.

 
wolvernova 2009-03-19 01:18:18 PM  
"Oops by bad"... is that a spinoff from "Ow my balls"?

 
Mr_Fabulous 2009-03-19 01:19:53 PM  
timmy_the_tooth: This is what the next 7 years are going to be like I guess; false scandal after false scandal brought up by the tearful Glenn Beck's of the world.

Well, yeah. Just imagine the wharrgarbl if Hillary had won. Imagine, and despair.

/or, you could just completely ignore them
//just a thought

 
Slam Bradley 2009-03-19 01:20:09 PM  
BU Law alums make for bad nominees :(

I keep getting emails to celebrate the appointment of (Gregg, Locke) and then something happens.

 
Scerpes 2009-03-19 01:22:14 PM  
Flab: pandabear: Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.

At least, we know of the corruption before they're nominated. That's definitely a step in the right direction.


Yeah...or, you only know the corruption that's been discovered so far.

 
Some Wapo 2009-03-19 01:22:30 PM  
Pants full of macaroni!!: Demon-crats

Christ, this guy that used to (hell, he probably still does) troll the local newspaper's comments sections averaged at LEAST 1.46 "DEMONcrats" per post, on a normal day. He would've fit RIGHT in with The League of FAIL™ here on Fark.

 
Bhasayate [TotalFark] 2009-03-19 01:24:07 PM  
Pants full of macaroni!!: Bhasayate: Well, they're all a bunch of crooks and criminals, them politicians. Guilty until proven innocent eh.

Absotively. Let's just start killin 'em.

/but only if they're Demon-crats


kill them all. party affiliations are bullshiat anyway. let them all die

 
3_Butt_Cheeks 2009-03-19 01:25:03 PM  
This shiat was kinda funny the first few times. Now? Not so much.

 
Anti_illuminati [TotalFark] 2009-03-19 01:26:52 PM  
Damnit, I read that as "Ow, My Balls!"

 
luidprand 2009-03-19 01:27:25 PM  
As a former resident of Washington state, adding Gary Locke to the Cabinet can only hurt the Obama administration. The man ruled Washington with a passive, lazy, and quite stupid fist, overturning voter resolutions in favor of sports teams, overseeing the downfall of the University of Washington and the rest of Washington's higher ed through massive budget cuts (>20% in many cases), and driving Boeing from the state.

He was an awful governor, and I lived under Blago and Tennessee's Ned McWhirter.

/Don't know who was worse.
//Blago was easily the smartest of the lot.

 
All2morrowsparTs 2009-03-19 01:27:28 PM  
timmy_the_tooth: Yep, you guys nabbed him, how dare he legally work for Chinese companies and forthrightly give back dirty campaign contributions.

This is what the next 7 years are going to be like I guess; false scandal after false scandal brought up by the tearful Glenn Beck's of the world.


Pretty much, look at the last 8 years of a democratic presidient. It will be slinging mud until they find something no matter how small.

 
Ontos 2009-03-19 01:32:01 PM  
Bhasayate: Pants full of macaroni!!: Bhasayate: Well, they're all a bunch of crooks and criminals, them politicians. Guilty until proven innocent eh.

Absotively. Let's just start killin 'em.

/but only if they're Demon-crats

kill them all. party affiliations are bullshiat anyway. let them all die


I'm good with that.... At the very least, put all of them on a big island to fight to the death. Make it a pay-per-view with royalties for the DVD and televised replay and we could pay off the national debt AND start all over with new politicians on both sides.

 
NeverDrunk23 2009-03-19 01:34:12 PM  
All2morrowsparTs: timmy_the_tooth: Yep, you guys nabbed him, how dare he legally work for Chinese companies and forthrightly give back dirty campaign contributions.

This is what the next 7 years are going to be like I guess; false scandal after false scandal brought up by the tearful Glenn Beck's of the world.

Pretty much, look at the last 8 years of a democratic presidient. It will be slinging mud until they find something no matter how small.


Yep. We are going from 8 years of 'But but but Clinton!!' to 'Can't you leave Bush alone? He's out of office already. Move on! Stop referencing him about everything! Its not like he's Clinton who did this this and this.'

 
someonelse 2009-03-19 01:35:27 PM  
3_Butt_Cheeks: This shiat was kinda funny the first few times. Now? Not so much.

False comparison is false.

 
Hideously Gigantic Smurf 2009-03-19 01:36:12 PM  
Cog

We are getting change. Now that a Democrat is in office, the media is actually paying ATTENTION when government officials do something wrong.

If we only had such a level of scrutiny over the past eight years.

If only.

 
3_Butt_Cheeks 2009-03-19 01:36:43 PM  
Redundant typing is redundant.

 
LivingDeadX1 2009-03-19 01:37:17 PM  

Obama just picked the wrong Locke for the job...

www.cinemablend.com

 
tallguywithglasseson [TotalFark] 2009-03-19 01:38:28 PM  
LOLMANCHURIANPAD

 
f4rmerbob 2009-03-19 01:40:13 PM  
Colbert was right! Obama really is going to have to grow a commerce secretary from stem cells.

 
Lord_Baull 2009-03-19 01:40:22 PM  
I may be naive, but how is working on legal matters a "My bad?"

 
Yellow Beard 2009-03-19 01:41:37 PM  
Barack Obama's Teleprompter has its own blog!!!

 
NeverDrunk23 2009-03-19 01:41:59 PM  
Hideously Gigantic Smurf: Cog

We are getting change. Now that a Democrat is in office, the media is actually paying ATTENTION when government officials do something wrong.

If we only had such a level of scrutiny over the past eight years.

If only.


But if you say it that way, then they can't pull out the 'Oh, the media is SO liberal' card that they love to play every 6.7 seconds.

Not that making an argument that follows the rules of reality was ever one of their fortes.

 
Hideously Gigantic Smurf 2009-03-19 01:42:29 PM  
Billy McGoodGuy: The Obama administration has done basically everything right, which is no small feat considering the mess that was left, and all we hear is WHHARRRGAARRBBL.

Could be worse, we could still be falling for it.

 
Shryke 2009-03-19 01:42:34 PM  
Hideously Gigantic Smurf: Cog

We are getting change. Now that a Democrat is in office, the media is actually paying ATTENTION when government officials do something wrong.

If we only had such a level of scrutiny over the past eight years.

If only.


PHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

B-b-b-b-but Bush media!

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, man oh man, this is some awesome stuff.

It's the New Democrat Reality: the goddamn MSM fawned all over Bush!! They HATE oabam!

 
Frank N Stein 2009-03-19 01:43:19 PM  
Billy McGoodGuy: Wow...just wow.

Here we are, witnessing the rebirth of a nation, and the neocons can only whine and act butthurt.

The Obama administration has done basically everything right, which is no small feat considering the mess that was left, and all we hear is WHHARRRGAARRBBL. It is sad, and pathetic. Get over it, neocons.


images.starcraftmazter.net

 
Already Disturbed 2009-03-19 01:43:47 PM  
i lol'd smitty

 
Shryke 2009-03-19 01:44:21 PM  
Shryke: Hideously Gigantic Smurf: Cog

We are getting change. Now that a Democrat is in office, the media is actually paying ATTENTION when government officials do something wrong.

If we only had such a level of scrutiny over the past eight years.

If only.

PHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

B-b-b-b-but Bush media!

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, man oh man, this is some awesome stuff.

It's the New Democrat Reality: the goddamn MSM fawned all over Bush!! They HATE oabam!


Jesus, I can't type. oabam = "Obama".

 
jboy 2009-03-19 01:45:27 PM  
Davis Wright Tremaine is one of the relatively unknown heavy hitters when it comes to Chinese trade with the US. They have offices in pretty every major US west coast port city and Shanghai. They do business with almost any Chinese company that does business in the US and any US company in China. Eventually something screwy is going to come up. I don't think this is nearly as big of a scandal as it's implied. The article itself says he just worked in their office, and that he had to return campaign contributions from some guys who got busted for illegal influence buying (lobbying) for China. Kind of run of the mill for a governor of the state with one of the biggest port cities on the West coast. Would have been much worse if he had kept the contributions.

/Had a DWT lawyer as a guide during tours when I studied in Shanghai. Very nice guy. Got to check out the Shanghai offices a bit when I was there.
//Did not get an interview when I applied.

 
3_Butt_Cheeks 2009-03-19 01:45:59 PM  
Shryke: Shryke: Hideously Gigantic Smurf: Cog

We are getting change. Now that a Democrat is in office, the media is actually paying ATTENTION when government officials do something wrong.

If we only had such a level of scrutiny over the past eight years.

If only.

PHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

B-b-b-b-but Bush media!

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, man oh man, this is some awesome stuff.

It's the New Democrat Reality: the goddamn MSM fawned all over Bush!! They HATE oabam!

Jesus, I can't type. oabam = "Obama".


Maybe your Telepromter was screwed up.

 
Gated Community Organizer 2009-03-19 01:47:42 PM  
Billy McGoodGuy: Here we are, witnessing the rebirth of a nation, and the neocons can only whine and act butthurt.

The Obama administration has done basically everything right, which is no small feat considering the mess that was left



glug glug glug


tbn1.google.com

 
Winktologist [TotalFark] 2009-03-19 01:50:05 PM  
Billy McGoodGuy: Wow...just wow.

Here we are, witnessing the rebirth of a nation, and the neocons can only whine and act butthurt.

The Obama administration has done basically everything right, which is no small feat considering the mess that was left, and all we hear is WHHARRRGAARRBBL. It is sad, and pathetic. Get over it, neocons.


Ben N Stein calls it an obvious troll (with an admittedly funny picture), but I think you're completely right. Neocons are scraping the bottom of the barrel for ANY shred they can get.

You can bet the second something goes wrong, they'll be calls for investigations, firings, and impeachment (without any of those actions being justified or even reasonable). It's sad they're just going to keep doing the very things that make them unpopular in the public's eye in order to try and regain a position of power. Such a sad delusion they've fallen into.

 
AndEhBus 2009-03-19 01:50:37 PM  
Is it becoming apparent to anyone yet?

Liberal Democrats are inherently corrupt.

 
3_Butt_Cheeks 2009-03-19 01:50:52 PM  
Gated Community Organizer: Billy McGoodGuy: Here we are, witnessing the rebirth of a nation, and the neocons can only whine and act butthurt.

The Obama administration has done basically everything right, which is no small feat considering the mess that was left


glug glug glug


Billy has taken over as Fark's resident Troll King. Well done Billy-boy!

 
Aidan [TotalFark] 2009-03-19 01:52:35 PM  
timmy_the_tooth: Yep, you guys nabbed him, how dare he legally work for Chinese companies and forthrightly give back dirty campaign contributions.

This is what the next 7 years are going to be like I guess; false scandal after false scandal brought up by the tearful Glenn Beck's of the world.


I'm cool with this.

IN FACT... I think they should nominate 5 new politicians every week to Obama's cabinet. Then each one of the 5 (R D or I) could apologize for their mistakes and scandals and pay back what tax and/or campaign money they "forgot" to pay. In a couple years we'll have gone through all of Congress and some local politicians, and gotten a ton of back-taxes in.

Nominate everyone! It's the only way to be sure!

 
Hideously Gigantic Smurf 2009-03-19 01:52:40 PM  
Shryke: It's the New Democrat Reality: the goddamn MSM fawned all over Bush!! They HATE oabam!

I'm sorry, should we have asked your permission before borrowing it?

Gated Community Organizer: glug glug glug

Funny. My Kool-Aid. It tastes like... Reality.

 
someonelse 2009-03-19 01:54:12 PM  
So, the problem with this guy is... what, now?

 
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