+1

Michael Jackson kiddy-diddling jokes will never get old.

Shouldn't have laughed. Did anyway. +1

-1 for not knowing when to quit.

Saw what you tried to do sub, but saying "he feels like a kid again killed the concept." Comedy is hard.

I thought this would have been old news by now?

FeedTheCollapse: Michael Jackson kiddy-diddling jokes will never get old.

Everything gets old.

IT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU, TOO!

+1
FTA:

Details of his setlist have also been leaked to the press with The Daily Mirror claiming that Jacko is toying with the idea of doing a Jackson 5 medley and opening with a four minute intro to Billie Jean.

His 'secret' setlist is:

Billie Jean
Wanna Be Startin' Something
Rock With You
The Way You Make Me Fell
Don't Stop Till You Get Enough
I Just Can't Stop Loving You
Human Nature
Smooth Criminal
Girlfriend
Man In The Mirror
Beat It
One Day In Your Life
Heal The World
You Are Not Alone
Remember The Time
Thriller

I'm going to remain dubious that that was actually him at the press conference, I think he's got the way of all psychotic dictators and hired a lookalike.

For one thing, his nose didn't look like it was about to fall off...

peachpicker: I'm going to remain dubious that that was actually him at the press conference, I think he's got the way of all psychotic dictators and hired a lookalike.

For one thing, his nose didn't look like it was about to fall off...

Impossible. Nothing alive looks like that. Maybe it's some kind of artificially aged clone, or animatronic double. Disney can do some awesome things with animatronics these days.

AtomPeepers: +1
FTA:

Details of his setlist have also been leaked to the press with The Daily Mirror claiming that Jacko is toying with the idea of doing a Jackson 5 medley and opening with a four minute intro to Billie Jean.

Isn't Beat It a 4-minute intro to Billie Jean?


/okay, 4:19
//wonder if he'll have Eddie Van Halen show up to play the solo
///doubtful

I would love to see this show. I bet you the production will be spectacular.

/hotter than your mom at Happy Hour

clicks link, looks at photo of MJ

GAH.

quickly closes link


Shamon.

Fifty, really? Damn.

Wiki says he's got vitiligo- I knew a girl who had that, and it just made her look like she was part lizard (it was kinda cool). She didn't look anything like that.

sattizahn: /hotter than your mom at Happy Hour

That has to be the one of the worst ideas for a tattoo evar.

He hasn't performed one show yet, in fact he hasn't performed live in years and years. What if he sucks?

It just doesn't matter, does it?

atlfarkette: sattizahn: /hotter than your mom at Happy Hour

That has to be the one of the worst ideas for a tattoo evar.

I can see the children's book now:

"Dopamine: And other explanations for your parents behavior"

I can't believe I am going to say this, but that setlist could be better.

No "Bad", "Dirty Diana", "Black or White", "Jam", "Why You Wanna Trip on Me", "In the Closet", or "Give in to Me" (which is a personal favorite).

I can admit it: Michael Jackson is one of my guilty pleasures.

But I would never pay the outrageous prices to see the show.

Anarchangel: AtomPeepers: +1
FTA:

Details of his setlist have also been leaked to the press with The Daily Mirror claiming that Jacko is toying with the idea of doing a Jackson 5 medley and opening with a four minute intro to Billie Jean.

Isn't Beat It a 4-minute intro to Billie Jean?


LOL WUT?

atlfarkette That has to be the one of the worst ideas for a tattoo evar.

I know a dude who has a tattoo of Jesus with a ballgag in His mouth being sodomized from behind by another Jesus. So it's "Jesus farking Christ".

/Yeah, he's twisted.
//Still not as twisted as Jesus Juice, though

Someone needs to shop a MJ raperaham lincoln out of this pic:

hovis: Saw what you tried to do sub, but saying "he feels like a kid again killed the concept." Comedy is hard.

It still works. He feels like a kid = he feels like having a kid

Like when you're hungry and say "I feel like a hamburger" you don't mean that you physically feel similar to a hamburger, you're saying you feel like having a hamburger

this never gets old.


/like his lovers

\\cmon he was asking for it. look how he is dressed

50 yr old weener in 12 yr old buns ftw.

I admit to being one sick bastard but this still makes me laugh

mfaby: 50 yr old weener in 12 yr old buns ftw.

I admit to being one sick bastard but this still makes me laugh

Do you have a .pdf file that has all of those jokes collected?

AtomPeepers: Billie Jean
Wanna Be Startin' Something
Rock With You
The Way You Make Me Fell
Don't Stop Till You Get Enough
I Just Can't Stop Loving You
Human Nature
Smooth Criminal
Girlfriend
Man In The Mirror
Beat It
One Day In Your Life
Heal The World
You Are Not Alone
Remember The Time
Thriller

You know what? A couple of decades ago, that would have been one of the best concerts you could have possibly attended. (Yes, I realize that some of these tracks are younger than that, it's part of my point)

To be fair, "You Rock My World" did, in fact, rock.

Wait, you can tell this photo is fake, cuz it's a Girl in the photo.

Really good Michael Jackson ridicule...HERE (new window)

^^^^^^^^
BTW NSFW language

Subby must have missed the posted here a week ago which confirmed that all 50 dates had sold out (in record time none-the-less). Welcome to last week.

Everyone wants to see a car crash.

NYZooMan: Everyone wants to see a car crash.

I want to see one crash into Michael Jackson.

Damn funny, subby.

Michael Jackson jokes are pretty old, but this one is pretty well-crafted.

I don't care how chopped up his face is or how many boys the man molests. He's the greatest musical entertainer of all time. Better than Frank, better than Sammy, better than Dean, better than Elvis. I wish I could go see this concert, and the set list is awesome (He's closing with Thriller for fark's sake people!)

have you seen the stuff he's auctioning off? weird weird shiat. some 1000+ statues of children, paintings of children, loaaads of toys.

soupbone: Really good Michael Jackson ridicule...HERE (new window)

That's my favorite Katt Williams clip. Absolutely vicious and 100% true.

Fano, you're scaring people. Put that away!

I'm just going to leave this here...

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Michael_Jackson (NSFW)

marlowe650: I don't care how chopped up his face is or how many boys the man molests. He's the greatest musical entertainer of all time. Better than Frank, better than Sammy, better than Dean, better than Elvis. I wish I could go see this concert, and the set list is awesome (He's closing with Thriller for fark's sake people!)

I can't wait to miss it.

Fano

Do you have a .pdf file that has all of those jokes collected?

Saw that.