When asked if he was the source of the odor, Mr. Dylan replied "it ain't me, babe."

Oh the times they are a-changin'

I guess he don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

Maybe the pump don't work cause the vandals took the handle?

"Emminger and his wife have installed five industrial-sized fans in their frontyard in an attempt to blow the odor back at Dylan."

Cartoonish in execution, I applaud their coyote-like retaliation.

"According to county records, the singer bypassed accessibility requirements by promising, in writing, that he "would not hire any handicapped persons" to work in it."

I had no idea you could bypass equal opportunity regulations by simply never hiring minority in question. I'll make a note.

It's a wonder that they still know how to breathe.

Now is the time for the neighbors to "bury the rag deep in their face."

Tangled Up in Poo

i don't believe the neighbor

/he's a liar

thomps: i don't believe the neighbor

/he's a liar

he acts like we never have met

It's called Port-O-San.

Port-O-Potty, she's my friend.
Yes, I believe I'll go pee there again.
Nobody has to flush.
That baby ain't my rush.
Till she sees finally that she's cold on my tush.
With her smell, her toilet paper and her turds.

If you gotta go, go now.

bob dylan: live from the bud-o-can

Shidiot Wind

"Emminger and his wife have installed five industrial-sized fans in their frontyard in an attempt to blow the odor back at Dylan."

/chuckle
they better turn off them fans of they will interfere with the rotation of the Earth.

when yelled at by the neighbour, Dylan replied:
"yoshobbida fjseaieo shnabnee portopotty kulligschcno hubbidnajh yorsh harbdi!!"

/ dylan gibberish, etc.
// english mofo, do you speak it?

Third_Uncle_Eno: when yelled at by the neighbour, Dylan replied:
"yoshobbida fjseaieo shnabnee portopotty kulligschcno hubbidnajh yorsh harbdi!!"

/ dylan gibberish, etc.
// english mofo, do you speak it?

yes he does. you may, however, want to see a doctor about cleaning that shiat out of your ears. dylan, contrary to d-bag belief, is really easy to understand.

Why does Bob Dylan have a portable toilet on his estate?

Shouldn't he be pooping on solid gold toilets or something?

I would just like to take a moment to state that I didn't RTFA, and Bob Dylan is an insufferable ass who hasn't been relevant since 1970. He sucks live.

That is all.

Douchebag Warehouse: I would just like to take a moment to state that I didn't RTFA, and Bob Dylan is an insufferable ass who hasn't been relevant since 1970. He sucks live.

That is all.

you're high

his 70s albums were amazing - his last 3 albums have been great.

It's Alright, Ma (I'm only pooping)?

Portapotty Homesick Blues?

I worked construction for many summers in 90-100 heat, and very rarely was a crapper smelly from further than 10 feet or so. Though it states its at th neighbor's front door, I highly doubt that close.

However, how do you build a compound with multiple personnel and not have a decent private bathroom? Hell, at worst, attach it to the guard shack.

/Dylan fanatic, seen him 8 times

I just listened to Highway 61 Revisited,
so I'm really getting some shiat out of this story

My only idea already used so let me just say this:

I got a feeling that <i>he<i> that doesn't know anything about this;
some flack deals with this stuff and hasn't told Bob.

Frank frowns on your shenanigans...

Hagbardr: Tangled Up in Poo

You win one free Internet (with purchase of one Internet of equal or greater value).

I have been to enough concerts to know what a porta-potty smells like, and I cant smell them anymore than 2 ft away. I think these Malibu snobs are making a mountain out of a mole hill.

Hey babe, you better come here quick, this old potty is making me sick.
Methaneeeee, all around my brain.

Yonder stands your orphan with his dung
Crying like a fire in the sun

Strike another match, go start anew,
It's all over now, Baby Poo.

WaltzingMathilda
yes he does. you may, however, want to see a doctor about cleaning that shiat out of your ears. dylan, contrary to d-bag belief, is really easy to understand.


dude. relax. I love Dylan. I know he is 95% of the time easy to understand. I was just making fun of him a little / poking fun at him, etc.

/ Highway 61 Revisited, Blood on the Tracks, and Slow Train Coming FTW.

thomps: i don't believe the neighbor

/he's a liar


judas!

A friend of mine in college used to work as a security guard at Bob Dylan's house in Malibu, so I'm really getting a kick out of these responses.

/YRLY.

How does it feel?
To be on the throne?
Wind direction, your home.
Like a rolling foam.

WaltzingMathilda: Third_Uncle_Eno: when yelled at by the neighbour, Dylan replied:
"yoshobbida fjseaieo shnabnee portopotty kulligschcno hubbidnajh yorsh harbdi!!"

/ dylan gibberish, etc.
// english mofo, do you speak it?

yes he does. you may, however, want to see a doctor about cleaning that shiat out of your ears. dylan, contrary to d-bag belief, is really easy to understand.

Sand? In my Va-jay-jay?

It's more likely than you might think!

Lahey: "You know what a shiat barometer is, Bubs?"
Bubbles: "...No."
Lahey: "Measures the shiat pressure in the air. You can feel it! Listen Bubs, hear that? Sounds of the whispering winds of shiat.
...Beware, my friend. shiat winds are a coming."

Third_Uncle_Eno: WaltzingMathilda
yes he does. you may, however, want to see a doctor about cleaning that shiat out of your ears. dylan, contrary to d-bag belief, is really easy to understand.


dude. relax. I love Dylan. I know he is 95% of the time easy to understand. I was just making fun of him a little / poking fun at him, etc.

/ Highway 61 Revisited, Blood on the Tracks, and Slow Train Coming FTW.

the problem is 90% of farkers actually believe that nonsense without listening to a single song.

Third_Uncle_Eno: when yelled at by the neighbour, Dylan replied:
"yoshobbida fjseaieo shnabnee portopotty kulligschcno hubbidnajh yorsh harbdi!!"

/ dylan gibberish, etc.
// english mofo, do you speak it?

Petty, get in here and translate.

Bob Dylan looks like He would have horrible-smelling stools,

pipco: Bob Dylan looks like He would have horrible-smelling stools,

Imagine his morning breath.

Waltzing Mathilda
the problem is 90% of farkers actually believe that nonsense without listening to a single song.

I pity the farker, or North American, or the poor immigrant, or citizen of the world, etc. etc. who has never heard a single Dylan song in their life.

Cat Food Sandwiches
Petty, get in here and translate.

bwahahahah!
i loved that SNL skit!