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(Houston Chronicle) Spiffy Beyonce is only one of a handful of black celebrities to appear on the cover of Vogue; "It's our annual shape issue, and Beyonce has arguably the best shape in the business"   (chron.com) divider line 84
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NikolaiFarkoff [TotalFark] 2009-03-17 08:56:51 AM  
This is almost as groundbreaking as when Faith Hill made the cover of Essence.

 
RoxtarRyan [TotalFark] 2009-03-17 09:18:06 AM  
Oooooh man... I saw this black chick pumping gas this morning at the as station, and sweet jebus, I got all sorts of disoriented. However, it was the "Hi, cutie!" she gave to me that caused me to almost walk into a minivan that was also getting gas.

/like an angry fist of god, I would've hit that
//her, not the minivan
///although I almost did hit the minivan..
//back to work.

 
MaxxLarge [TotalFark] 2009-03-17 09:36:08 AM  
RoxtarRyan: It was the "Hi, cutie!" she gave to me that caused me to almost walk into a minivan that was also getting gas.

I hear ya. If I need gas in the morning, I drive four blocks out of my way to the station where the curvaceous little cocoa goddess who works the AM shift calls me "sweetie." My heart skips a beat every time.

Hey, it's not like I'm fetishizing her ethnicity, or anything. Sexy is sexy, and I've never cared what color sexy is when it shows up, just as long as it does. Girl is HAWT.

 
RoxtarRyan [TotalFark] 2009-03-17 09:43:43 AM  
MaxxLarge: Sexy is sexy

Through-the-internet-fistbump coming your way.

 
Dancin_In_Anson [TotalFark] 2009-03-17 10:18:07 AM  
NikolaiFarkoff: This is almost as groundbreaking as when Faith Hill made the cover of Essence.

Over in one.

 
cheshirecatsmileyface 2009-03-17 10:25:18 AM  
is this going to be the quarterly "black women are hot" thread?

cause i love those.

 
UberDave [TotalFark] 2009-03-17 10:32:27 AM  
cheshirecatsmileyface: is this going to be the quarterly "black women are hot" thread?

cause i love those.



I was hoping for a "dat ass" thread myself...

 
Hollywood Cole [TotalFark] 2009-03-17 10:47:13 AM  
UberDave: cheshirecatsmileyface: is this going to be the quarterly "black women are hot" thread?

cause i love those.

I was hoping for a "dat ass" thread myself...


I love Mocha Princesses.

"You ain't no man till you split dark oak."

/obscure?

 
Fano 2009-03-17 11:27:29 AM  
How many asian celebrities have been on the cover? Lucy Liu?

 
changeit 2009-03-17 11:27:40 AM  
She ain't that great.

 
cartersdad 2009-03-17 11:29:17 AM  
check one thread down

 
CheeseEatingBulldog 2009-03-17 11:32:10 AM  
I like bigggggg Butts!

 
Gunny Highway 2009-03-17 11:32:22 AM  
www.brooklynvegan.com

These guys were cheated.

 
GavinTheAlmighty 2009-03-17 11:34:01 AM  
*sheds a tear for Aaliyah*

 
Third Day Mark 2009-03-17 11:38:00 AM  
Beyonce is smokin' and all... but she's not black anymore. She's white now.

 
CheeseEatingBulldog 2009-03-17 11:44:51 AM  
GavinTheAlmighty: *sheds a tear for Aaliyah*

What about Omarion???? You forgot Omarion!

 
apeiron242 2009-03-17 11:45:00 AM  
NikolaiFarkoff: This is almost as groundbreaking as when Faith Hill made the cover of Essence.

i'm holding my breath for that.

 
FeedTheCollapse 2009-03-17 11:45:17 AM  
Third Day Mark: Beyonce is smokin' and all... but she's not black anymore. She's white now.

yeah, pretty much this.

 
zvoidx 2009-03-17 11:45:49 AM  
I'd cover it.

 
ihatedumbpeople 2009-03-17 11:46:39 AM  
She doesn't have THAT good of a shape. Huge bottom, skinny chicken legs. She's not very proportionate.

 
PumpUpDaFark 2009-03-17 11:47:57 AM  
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Mr. Potatoass 2009-03-17 11:52:02 AM  
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Every Sunday, I whack off to a pic of Aunt Jemima, then I have pancakes.

 
solcofn [TotalFark] 2009-03-17 11:55:40 AM  
I don't care for her. She insists upon herself.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2009-03-17 11:59:17 AM  
Mr. Potatoass: Every Sunday, I whack off to a pic of Aunt Jemima, then I have pancakes.

Is that a real ad or was that 'shopped?

 
Midnight Rambler 2009-03-17 12:05:42 PM  
She was black as the night
Louie RoxtarRyan was whiter than white
Danger, danger when you taste brown sugar
Louie RoxtarRyan fell in love overnight

/I hear ya, brother

 
bruce4bruce 2009-03-17 12:06:34 PM  
I prefer Stacey Dash.

 
vonster 2009-03-17 12:08:24 PM  
I wouldn;t hit that big assed ghetto ho with your junk.

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JohnBigBootay 2009-03-17 12:08:31 PM  
ihatedumbpeople: skinny chicken legs

I don't care about this person, the article, or the magazine. I just poked my head in to see the inevitable hot chick pix. And then I saw your statement: What the hell? That's a completely indefensible position to take on the issue. Whatever else you think about this person she does not have skinny legs.

 
vonster 2009-03-17 12:14:34 PM  
JohnBigBootay: ihatedumbpeople: skinny chicken legs

I don't care about this person, the article, or the magazine. I just poked my head in to see the inevitable hot chick pix. And then I saw your statement: What the hell? That's a completely indefensible position to take on the issue. Whatever else you think about this person she does not have skinny legs.


She's a thick-ass bidge.

 
RoxtarRyan [TotalFark] 2009-03-17 12:14:36 PM  
Midnight Rambler: RoxtarRyan was whiter than white

You know the song "Pretty Fly For a White Guy"?

 
throughthewire 2009-03-17 12:14:51 PM  
RoxtarRyan: Oooooh man... I saw this black chick pumping gas this morning at the as station...

I need an ass station near me.

 
Sapper_Topo 2009-03-17 12:15:31 PM  
GavinTheAlmighty: *sheds a tear for Aaliyah*

Agreed IMHO she was the hottest black woman EVAR! I think it was because she carried herself in a way that said, "even you Mr Average American Joe could have a shot at this." Beyonce although hot doesnt have that appeal.

 
zarberg 2009-03-17 12:18:31 PM  
I clicked on the link thinking I'd see an amazing picture of Beyonce and it's one of the worst photos of her you can imagine. I therefore leave you with this:

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Courtney Cox-Zucker [TotalFark] 2009-03-17 12:21:26 PM  
bruce4bruce: I prefer Stacey Dash.

Are you sure didn't mean to say Niecy Nash?

i261.photobucket.com

"That's just FOOLISHNESS!"

 
PumpUpDaFark 2009-03-17 12:21:49 PM  
RoxtarRyan: Oooooh man... I saw this black chick pimping gas this morning at the ass station...

FTFY

 
Ashtrey 2009-03-17 12:22:03 PM  
APPROVES (PNSFW lyrics)

 
Robert1966 [TotalFark] 2009-03-17 12:25:09 PM  
I think you mean "one of only a few".

 
Fano 2009-03-17 12:26:29 PM  
Courtney Cox-Zucker: bruce4bruce: I prefer Stacey Dash.

Are you sure didn't mean to say Niecy Nash?



"That's just FOOLISHNESS!"


I met her in Atlanta last week at Opera. She was looking pretty ghetto fabulous.

 
Snatch Bandergrip 2009-03-17 12:40:44 PM  
HOT SISTER THREAD BEGINS NOW


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syrynxx [TotalFark] 2009-03-17 12:47:35 PM  
I am reminded of Dave Chapelle's "I Know Black People" game show.

"What is a Badonkadonk?"
"Oooo, man, that's junk in the trunk!"

 
Bhasayate [TotalFark] 2009-03-17 12:50:44 PM  
Check out these black chicks, they're twins and they're HAWT

I think both are named fluffy...

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LewDux 2009-03-17 12:56:50 PM  
I'd re-shape it

 
Funbags 2009-03-17 01:28:25 PM  
Third Day Mark: Beyonce is smokin' and all... but she's not black anymore. She's white now.

www.beyonce-k.com

Its easier to market "white".

 
kunibob 2009-03-17 01:30:21 PM  
POTENTIALLY EPIC THREAD IS DISAPPOINTING

 
kunibob 2009-03-17 01:34:32 PM  
Maybe this thread can still be saved.

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feobus.f.e.pic.centerblog.net

And hey, here's a Serena Williams, even though I know fark hates her:
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Screw the haters. She's hot.

 
Blowmonkey [TotalFark] 2009-03-17 01:35:39 PM  
Beyonce is the whitest black chick currently around. Halle Berry before her, Tyra before that.

 
Madbassist1 [TotalFark] 2009-03-17 01:36:50 PM  
Black chicks give great anal.

 
kunibob 2009-03-17 01:38:35 PM  
Vilayna Lasalle was looking all lonely up there with only Serena to keep her company.

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HumbleGenius 2009-03-17 01:48:34 PM  
Madbassist1: Black chicks give great anal.

And how do they receive it?

 
Madbassist1 [TotalFark] 2009-03-17 01:49:59 PM  
HumbleGenius: Madbassist1: Black chicks give great anal.

And how do they receive it?


HA! knew that'd happen.

/extremely well.

 
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