This is almost as groundbreaking as when Faith Hill made the cover of Essence.

Oooooh man... I saw this black chick pumping gas this morning at the as station, and sweet jebus, I got all sorts of disoriented. However, it was the "Hi, cutie!" she gave to me that caused me to almost walk into a minivan that was also getting gas.

/like an angry fist of god, I would've hit that
//her, not the minivan
///although I almost did hit the minivan..
//back to work.

RoxtarRyan: It was the "Hi, cutie!" she gave to me that caused me to almost walk into a minivan that was also getting gas.

I hear ya. If I need gas in the morning, I drive four blocks out of my way to the station where the curvaceous little cocoa goddess who works the AM shift calls me "sweetie." My heart skips a beat every time.

Hey, it's not like I'm fetishizing her ethnicity, or anything. Sexy is sexy, and I've never cared what color sexy is when it shows up, just as long as it does. Girl is HAWT.

MaxxLarge: Sexy is sexy

Through-the-internet-fistbump coming your way.

NikolaiFarkoff: This is almost as groundbreaking as when Faith Hill made the cover of Essence.

Over in one.

is this going to be the quarterly "black women are hot" thread?

cause i love those.

cheshirecatsmileyface: is this going to be the quarterly "black women are hot" thread?

cause i love those.


I was hoping for a "dat ass" thread myself...

UberDave: cheshirecatsmileyface: is this going to be the quarterly "black women are hot" thread?

cause i love those.

I was hoping for a "dat ass" thread myself...

I love Mocha Princesses.

"You ain't no man till you split dark oak."

/obscure?

How many asian celebrities have been on the cover? Lucy Liu?

She ain't that great.

check one thread down

I like bigggggg Butts!

These guys were cheated.

*sheds a tear for Aaliyah*

Beyonce is smokin' and all... but she's not black anymore. She's white now.

GavinTheAlmighty: *sheds a tear for Aaliyah*

What about Omarion???? You forgot Omarion!

NikolaiFarkoff: This is almost as groundbreaking as when Faith Hill made the cover of Essence.

i'm holding my breath for that.

Third Day Mark: Beyonce is smokin' and all... but she's not black anymore. She's white now.

yeah, pretty much this.

I'd cover it.

She doesn't have THAT good of a shape. Huge bottom, skinny chicken legs. She's not very proportionate.

Every Sunday, I whack off to a pic of Aunt Jemima, then I have pancakes.

I don't care for her. She insists upon herself.

Mr. Potatoass: Every Sunday, I whack off to a pic of Aunt Jemima, then I have pancakes.

Is that a real ad or was that 'shopped?

She was black as the night
Louie RoxtarRyan was whiter than white
Danger, danger when you taste brown sugar
Louie RoxtarRyan fell in love overnight

/I hear ya, brother

I prefer Stacey Dash.

I wouldn;t hit that big assed ghetto ho with your junk.

ihatedumbpeople: skinny chicken legs

I don't care about this person, the article, or the magazine. I just poked my head in to see the inevitable hot chick pix. And then I saw your statement: What the hell? That's a completely indefensible position to take on the issue. Whatever else you think about this person she does not have skinny legs.

JohnBigBootay: ihatedumbpeople: skinny chicken legs

I don't care about this person, the article, or the magazine. I just poked my head in to see the inevitable hot chick pix. And then I saw your statement: What the hell? That's a completely indefensible position to take on the issue. Whatever else you think about this person she does not have skinny legs.

She's a thick-ass bidge.

Midnight Rambler: RoxtarRyan was whiter than white

You know the song "Pretty Fly For a White Guy"?

RoxtarRyan: Oooooh man... I saw this black chick pumping gas this morning at the as station...

I need an ass station near me.

GavinTheAlmighty: *sheds a tear for Aaliyah*

Agreed IMHO she was the hottest black woman EVAR! I think it was because she carried herself in a way that said, "even you Mr Average American Joe could have a shot at this." Beyonce although hot doesnt have that appeal.

I clicked on the link thinking I'd see an amazing picture of Beyonce and it's one of the worst photos of her you can imagine. I therefore leave you with this:

bruce4bruce: I prefer Stacey Dash.

Are you sure didn't mean to say Niecy Nash?



"That's just FOOLISHNESS!"

RoxtarRyan: Oooooh man... I saw this black chick pimping gas this morning at the ass station...

FTFY

APPROVES (PNSFW lyrics)

I think you mean "one of only a few".

Courtney Cox-Zucker: bruce4bruce: I prefer Stacey Dash.

Are you sure didn't mean to say Niecy Nash?



"That's just FOOLISHNESS!"

I met her in Atlanta last week at Opera. She was looking pretty ghetto fabulous.

I am reminded of Dave Chapelle's "I Know Black People" game show.

"What is a Badonkadonk?"
"Oooo, man, that's junk in the trunk!"

Check out these black chicks, they're twins and they're HAWT

I think both are named fluffy...

I'd re-shape it

Third Day Mark: Beyonce is smokin' and all... but she's not black anymore. She's white now.



Its easier to market "white".

POTENTIALLY EPIC THREAD IS DISAPPOINTING

Maybe this thread can still be saved.





And hey, here's a Serena Williams, even though I know fark hates her:

Screw the haters. She's hot.

Beyonce is the whitest black chick currently around. Halle Berry before her, Tyra before that.

Black chicks give great anal.

Vilayna Lasalle was looking all lonely up there with only Serena to keep her company.

Madbassist1: Black chicks give great anal.

And how do they receive it?

HumbleGenius: Madbassist1: Black chicks give great anal.

And how do they receive it?

HA! knew that'd happen.

/extremely well.