First I have to hear about this shiat on the bus ride in the morning, then at work all day, then on the bus ride home, then from friends and family at night. Please stop greenlighting these articles so I don't have to think about it anymore. In return, I promise not to make fun of anything the Raiders organization does for at least a month. OK?

na na na na

hey hey

/goodbye

"Can you believe this shiat?"

Poop_Master_Flex: First I have to hear about this shiat on the bus ride in the morning, then at work all day, then on the bus ride home, then from friends and family at night. Please stop greenlighting these articles so I don't have to think about it anymore. In return, I promise not to make fun of anything the Raiders organization does for at least a month. OK?

No kidding, I love badmouthing Cutler and all, but geez. 3 stories in 3 days about basically the same crap?

Who gives a f*ck about the ongoing soap opera of trained circus monkeys?

Mark it "Sports" or something.

Poop_Master_Flex: In return, I promise not to make fun of anything the Raiders organization does for at least a month. OK?

I can't speak for all of us, but I will say as a Raiders fan I am quite used to being made fun of. I don't need you to stop doing anything you do. The fact that my team is on the rise and your team is on a downward spiral is all I need.

Rex Grossman will be the Denver Broncos starting quarterback for at least 9 games this season.

MARK MY WORDS.

If the Jets get Culter, they are going to be a force to be reckoned with this year, along with my hemorrhoidal flair ups.

What homarjr said! While stating that the Raiders are "on the rise" may not be saying a lot it still beats circling the drain as the Colorado Jackasses seem hell bent on doing.

Well T.O. is keeping a low profile and Farve is still pretending to be retired. Until either of those things changes all we have to talk about is the bronco fiasco or how many people Stallworth has killed.

So either dont click the link or buy Big Ben a new motorcycle.

/Please don't buy ben a bike.
//Pretty please.

VOLUNTARY workouts. Heh Heh, yeah, voluntary.

organizm: If the Jets get Culter, they are going to be a force to be reckoned with this year, along with my hemorrhoidal flair ups.

Sure the Jets could use him but the NY media would destroy that whiny douche.

Emo Quarterback is emo.

fark cutler, fark denver, and fark the broncos. i've been a FARKING DIEHARD RAIDERS FAN SINCE `1970. sure, the last few years have been bleak. but, we've been to the super bowl this decade, won three super bowls, and DONT TAKE NO FARKING SHIAT FROM ANYONE. Fark the bandwagon jumpers who only come around when we go 12-4 and make the superbowl. FARK YOU. i will live with this team and farking DIE with this team. cutler has so much beachfront property in his vagina that he should hire a real estate agent and put his womany midsection on the market.

/RAIDERS!!!!!

As The Bronco Turns?
Days of Our Broncos?

I think they should give him to Tampa Bay, to pay back for Plummer.

the1hatman: What homarjr said! While stating that the Raiders are "on the rise" may not be saying a lot it still beats circling the drain as the Colorado Jackasses seem hell bent on doing.

Haven't the Raiders been "on the rise" for decades now?

Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus: the last few years have been bleak.

65-95 in the last 10 years (a whopping 40% winning percentage) versus Denver's 91-69 (57%)

Yes every decade or so the Raiders have a winning season to tease thier miserable fans but they have been nothing but consistent losers since the 70's. Maybe it's your fault...

/I support stem cell research if it can keep Al Davis alive forever...

Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus: cutler has so much beachfront property in his vagina that he should hire a real estate agent and put his womany midsection on the market.

/RAIDERS!!!!!


OK, I can't stand the Raiders (or the Broncos for that matter) and I generally roll my eyes at the corny tough guy "Black Hole" BS, but that comment, FTOF, was pure gold. Please tell me that you just came up with that, as I would like to give you credit for it.

yep, its mine!!! i swear on kenny stabler's coked out brain.

Cat Food Sandwiches: I think they should give him to Tampa Bay, to pay back for Plummer.

Just think of all the great TAMPON BAY jokes that would provide when Jay has his biatchy/whiny/PMS moments...

COMEDY GOLD.

Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus: cutler has so much beachfront property in his vagina that he should hire a real estate agent and put his womany midsection on the market

Raider-hater to the core, but this is AWESOME.

/you sir, deserve a beer.
//Yeah I know it's only 7:55am...but you're a Raiders fan...it's permissible.

Ad I placed on Craigslist yesterday. It was promptly removed.

Wadded Beef: Ad I placed on Craigslist yesterday. It was promptly removed.

You should have put it in casual encounters. Strong rocket arm seeks team to kiss his ass...

Dear Mr. Cutler.

While I applaud your competitive spirit and the way it has manifested itself into a delusional sense of self-worth, I'd like to take this opportunity to suggest you pause a moment collect your thoughts and ask yourself if this is really the best route you can take with your career before continuing any further. Best of luck!

Your pal,
A. Nomar Garciaparra

A question for Cowboy fans do you think the media has moved on now that Pacman and T.O. are gone or is this bronco thing just a temporary reprieve?

Sad faces in Colorado?

Wren: A question for Cowboy fans do you think the media has moved on now that Pacman and T.O. are gone or is this bronco thing just a temporary reprieve?

allas fans *NEED* picture stories about their favorite team in the National Enquirer every week, the "media" will never leave that team alone.

Mentat: the1hatman: What homarjr said! While stating that the Raiders are "on the rise" may not be saying a lot it still beats circling the drain as the Colorado Jackasses seem hell bent on doing.

Haven't the Raiders been "on the rise" for decades now?

Well, they certainly can't do worse.

The Emo QB joke is quite funny... he always looks like somebody took away his candy. We should applaud Cutler for overcoming Down Syndrome and becoming a pro athlete though.

Josh farked up the Broncos... Their offense was fine before that retard came in with a wrecking ball. Here is hoping that the broncos lose them all in 09.

I'm The Foot Farking Master: Josh farked up the Broncos... Their offense was fine before that retard came in with a wrecking ball. Here is hoping that the broncos lose them all in 09.

Along those lines, why hire an offense-minded kid as head coach? Sure, offense puts butts in the seats but "Ls" make said butts go elsewhere. Hopefully he's just warming the seat for Bill Cowher.

/Daring to dream.

Training camp hasn't even really started, and already this guy is a shiatty coach!

SubBass49: Emo Quarterback is emo.



/mine first

Wadded Beef: Hopefully he's just warming the seat for Bill Cowher.

/Daring to dream.

Cowher has stated that he isn't going to go to a team without a franchise QB. I guess you can start kissing that dream goodbye.

I am certainly in the minority in the pro McDaniels group. Looking past the loss of Culter and Sheffler (BFFs forever!), the only bad move he made was the release of Winborn, who was one of the few bright spots on D last year.

I'm The Foot Farking Master: Josh farked up the Broncos... Their offense was fine before that retard came in with a wrecking ball. Here is hoping that the broncos lose them all in 09.

It won't be the offense that loses them anything for them in 09, no matter what they do. Never forget!

/omgz Emo Jay had 316 yards!
//punch his ticket to the Pro Bowl!

"Mr. Vick, you have a visitor..."

Poop_Master_Flex: Wadded Beef: Hopefully he's just warming the seat for Bill Cowher.

/Daring to dream.

Cowher has stated that he isn't going to go to a team without a franchise QB. I guess you can start kissing that dream goodbye.


Dude, we've got Chris Sims.

CHRIS. SIMS. How can Cowher refuse?

I'm The Foot Farking Master: Josh farked up the Broncos... Their offense was fine before that retard came in with a wrecking ball.

Yes, because they were a shining beacon of excellence during the last 3 years of the Shanny era. It's all gone downhill *now*.

That offense failed to put up 20 points in 5 straight games last year.

Wadded Beef: Poop_Master_Flex: Wadded Beef: Hopefully he's just warming the seat for Bill Cowher.

/Daring to dream.

Cowher has stated that he isn't going to go to a team without a franchise QB. I guess you can start kissing that dream goodbye.


Dude, we've got Chris Sims.

CHRIS. SIMS. How can Cowher refuse?

No man could turn down a spleen-less QB and an opportunity to live in fabulous Denver.

Usernameaboutnothing: No man could turn down a spleen-less QB and an opportunity to live in fabulous Denver.


Effects of altitude on spleen volume: Sonographic assessment (new window)

They really should not have benched Plummer for this emo kid. Plummer was not the most talented person on the planet but he tried as hard as anyone and he wanted to win. I'd rather watch a team of guys that suck and hustle than a team of prima donnas.