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(KVAL TV) Scary Drunk Driver runs red HOLY JESUS WHAT IS THAT GODDAMN ANIMAL??   (kval.com) divider line 150
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boobsrgood [TotalFark] 2009-03-15 07:27:15 PM  
Looks like AIDS. Or a long meth binge. Or both.

 
Ni! [TotalFark] 2009-03-15 07:33:22 PM  
Boy done drank hisself crosseyed.

 
PainInTheASP [TotalFark] 2009-03-15 07:36:52 PM  
Ni!: Boy done drank hisself crosseyed.

Naah, that was just the accident. Kick him upside the head and those marbles will break loose.

 
cryinoutloud [TotalFark] 2009-03-15 07:46:33 PM  
Did you see the reader vote on the side?

Should the State of Oregon grow and sell medical marijuana?
* Yes
* No
* What was the question?

 
Sinto [TotalFark] 2009-03-15 07:54:13 PM  
The Rock really let himself go this weekend

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2009-03-15 08:08:51 PM  
That's just your garden variety Pacific Northwest White Trash. You can't swing a dead methhead without hitting one up here.

 
Godscrack [TotalFark] 2009-03-15 08:11:45 PM  
It's been awhile, but I believe we have another winner

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NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] 2009-03-15 08:30:55 PM  
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We were somewhere around Eugene, on the edge of the woods, when the drugs began to take hold.

 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] 2009-03-15 08:32:19 PM  
It's Viktor Krum.

 
BKITU [TotalFark] 2009-03-15 08:50:31 PM  
He needs a multioptipupiloptomy.

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2009-03-15 08:50:58 PM  
JerseyTim: It's Viktor Krum.

Teah, if Viktor Krum was a meth head.

 
namegoeshere 2009-03-15 09:22:37 PM  
Godscrack: It's been awhile, but I believe we have another winner

Top row, fourth one in. What the...

/hold me.

 
Hiymenator [TotalFark] 2009-03-15 09:26:52 PM  
namegoeshere: Top row, fourth one in. What the...

/hold me.

He's a Pepper, I'm a Pepper. Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too? (NSFW)

 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark] 2009-03-15 09:51:16 PM  
Godscrack: It's been awhile, but I believe we have another winner

Should add the long-head guy from last friday's TSG thread....

 
Sgt Otter [TotalFark] 2009-03-15 10:16:22 PM  
beto.files.wordpress.com

and this guy.

 
Somaticasual [TotalFark] 2009-03-15 10:25:22 PM  
They were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold..

 
ttc2301 2009-03-15 10:25:56 PM  
Who made this man a gunner?

 
Oznog 2009-03-15 10:26:54 PM  
www.die-filmfreaks.de

There can be only one, Korey Russell Carden, 22, of Eugene!

 
Somaticasual [TotalFark] 2009-03-15 10:27:37 PM  
my hats off to you, newportbarguy.

//next time i'll look for precedence.
//even if that's a fark contradiction to actually read the thread first..

 
Braindeath 2009-03-15 10:30:46 PM  
cryinoutloud: Did you see the reader vote on the side?

Should the State of Oregon grow and sell medical marijuana?
* Yes
* No
* What was the question?

48% yes
48% no
4% wants to know what the question is again.

 
Enuratique 2009-03-15 10:32:10 PM  
Little and her two passengers were taken to the hospital after the accident. Also injured in the crash were Michelle Bellew, 13, of Eugene, and Stormi Jo Hibbard Marks, 13, of Eugene.

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NOOOOOOOOOO!

 
methinks 2009-03-15 10:33:11 PM  
i'm sure it was just an unflattering angle.

 
The Tony Danzas 2009-03-15 10:33:46 PM  
Investigators believe Carden was intoxicated at the time of the accident.

Looking at his mugshot, I think that we can safely skip past "believe" and move along to "know damn well that".

 
SlothB77 2009-03-15 10:35:10 PM  
www.gallistel.net

 
SFDnozzlehead 2009-03-15 10:38:10 PM  
Ni!: Boy done drank hisself crosseyed.

That only means he ran all four of the red lights he could see. Not going to help his case all that much. Probably still thinks he hit two SUVs.

 
AiryAnne 2009-03-15 10:38:24 PM  
Boss-eyedness is a serious affliction.

 
skinink 2009-03-15 10:39:14 PM  

This reminds me, I am now selling a 2010 Calendar of Geeks. All proceeds go toward finding a cure for crosseyed people.


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www.denofgeek.com


Unfortunately this was the weakest IT Crowd Episode. The Internet in a black box/ I am from Iran episode was the best this season.


 
Brown Jenkems 2009-03-15 10:39:21 PM  
SlothB77

He's an asshole, sir.

 
pivazena 2009-03-15 10:40:54 PM  
Ah, Eugene.

Last day of classes before spring break was on Friday. Perhaps he was celebrating. On the tail of another drunk driving accident that killed two kids and two moms.

/asshat

 
cwolf20 [TotalFark] 2009-03-15 10:41:09 PM  
It's one of Spaceball One's lost crewmen (I watched the movie too many times... if you can't figure the reference I'll post a hint later)

 
monsieurstabby [TotalFark] 2009-03-15 10:41:41 PM  
Wait, what was the assault charge for?

 
Gen. Apathy 2009-03-15 10:42:02 PM  
Godscrack: It's been awhile, but I believe we have another winner

Dude is that Tom Selleck in the upper right corner?

 
Mayor Bee [TotalFark] 2009-03-15 10:42:07 PM  
methinks: i'm sure it was just an unflattering angle.

Looks like a couple of unflattering angles to me.

 
Selfabortion 2009-03-15 10:42:58 PM  
The goggles, they do nothing!

/Was expecting it sooner...

 
pecosdave [TotalFark] 2009-03-15 10:43:07 PM  
Godscrack: It's been awhile, but I believe we have another winner

Center bottom - what's that guys story?

 
Show_The_O_Face [TotalFark] 2009-03-15 10:43:09 PM  
Boy doesn't have great hand eye eye coordination.

 
Gen. Apathy 2009-03-15 10:43:43 PM  
Oznog: There can be only one, Korey Russell Carden, 22, of Eugene!

Mr. Crabs at his old job...

 
GungFu 2009-03-15 10:43:50 PM  
Sgt Otter: and this guy.


Ahhh, the Radioactive Fallout Scout Boy.

 
autothing 2009-03-15 10:44:00 PM  
"We've been jammed!"... "Raspberry!"... "Lonestar!"

Back to cross-eyedness du jour.

 
astronot 2009-03-15 10:44:50 PM  
Brown Jenkems: SlothB77

He's an asshole, sir.

I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes.

 
Chinchillazilla [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-03-15 10:45:01 PM  
No wonder he ran the light. No depth perception.

 
studebaker hoch 2009-03-15 10:45:35 PM  
media.kval.com

You make them retarded.
We'll make them Army retarded.

 
WilliamLeeTwitch 2009-03-15 10:45:38 PM  
This guy
media.kval.com
Must be related to this guy
farm3.static.flickr.com
Has the traits of an Asshole

 
Dear Jerk 2009-03-15 10:46:11 PM  
Dial down the steroids. or stop doing eye exercises.

 
vemeron [TotalFark] 2009-03-15 10:46:15 PM  
Godscrack: It's been awhile, but I believe we have another winner

thanks i wasn't really into eating all that much i think i am good for a few days now

/not enough fire in the world to kill that much ugly

 
martid4 [TotalFark] 2009-03-15 10:47:13 PM  
Isn't this a picture of the corpse?

 
studebaker hoch 2009-03-15 10:47:25 PM  
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I'm sorry, I'm LOLing too hard to type.

/BRB after I'm done pissing myself..

 
NoDitchDigging 2009-03-15 10:47:38 PM  
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LOL whut just happened?

 
CornFedIowan 2009-03-15 10:47:56 PM  
Stormi Jo Hibbard Marks, 13
Tiffany Dawn Gonzales, 18

Need I say more?

 
untaken_name 2009-03-15 10:48:51 PM  
That guy bears a resemblance to some minor characters from a Mel Brooks space movie. Anyone else notice that?

 
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