Sometimes weed makes me paranoid too.

Drug agents say the bags weighed a total of nearly 65 pounds.

65 lbs. = 1040 oz.

1040 oz. * $400/oz. * (War on Drugs Special Markup) = Street Value of $2,080,000.

Four 55 gallon trash bags only weighed 65lbs? I'll bet it was nothing but stems and leaves.
Someone was disposing of the waste from their home growing operation after harvesting the buds.
It's not like you put that stuff out in front of your house for the trashman.

1) I didn't even know 55 gallon trash bags existed, so I learned something new today.
2) Surely the cops will put the total value of the weed at close to $100 million, because everyone normally pays $96,000 for an ounce.

it was sure a bummer that they lost those 3 55 gallon bags full of stuff...

Livingroom: it was sure a bummer that they lost those 3 55 gallon bags full of stuff...

It's a good thing that they were successful in securing those 2 55 gallon bags.

Oh man I forgot to close the tailgate again :(

oops, my bad.

thereadlines: Livingroom: it was sure a bummer that they lost those 3 55 gallon bags full of stuff...

It's a good thing that they were successful in securing those 2 55 gallon bags.

Guess they are SO sad about that lost 55 gal bag of weed.

They're going to lock that 55 gallon bag away forever for sure...

this is old news. it wasn't that long ago that drug cartels were using empty subdivision roads to make deliveries by airplane.
The same roads that smokey and the bandit were filmed on.

i forgot to mention that was just east of ocala

whoa. dude.that's like... wow, man.

this is old news. it wasn't that long ago that certain rural stores actually sold 55 gallon trash bags.
The same store love and a .45 was filmed in.

Livingroom: it was sure a bummer that they lost those 3 55 gallon bags full of stuff...

Yeah, real bummer that someone lost 2 55 gallon bags of stuff.

That 30 gallon bag better be in the evidence locker.

I'm going to cite you for these two 35 gallon bags.

jmr61: thereadlines: Livingroom: it was sure a bummer that they lost those 3 55 gallon bags full of stuff...

It's a good thing that they were successful in securing those 2 55 gallon bags.

Guess they are SO sad about that lost 55 gal bag of weed.

Yeah, that 30gal bag of weed could have caused big problems if it hit the street.

Wow, after the police place a value on that much weed it will be worth enough to pay off the national debt.

what's up with this Swarms fellow in every thread? Trying to be a new Gorgor or something?

I bet they'll accidentally all four bags.

coprolite: this is old news. it wasn't that long ago that drug cartels were using empty subdivision roads to make deliveries by airplane.


Tell 'em that there's a big open field behind my house. I'll cut a target in the field with my lawnmower.

Hey look a joint on the side of the road.

CruJones: what's up with this Swarms fellow in every thread? Trying to be a new Gorgor or something?

What is it with farkers that pay too much attention to who is commenting where? Dude, go outside play a little. Why so serious...

"Even I get boarded sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?"

The Marion County Sheriff's Office reports that inmates working with the county's solid waste department found the bags on Thursday.

talk about torture...

CruJones: what's up with this Swarms fellow in every thread? Trying to be a new Gorgor or something?

Moreso, What's up with the decoupage articles from urinalgum these days? Can't these people type normally so you can C&P if necessary?

So, the deal is we're driving up into the jungle with a guy we don't even know who's wearing sunglasses in the middle of the night. We should hand him our wallets and slit our own throats.

Denial_of_Death: "Even I get boarded sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?"

You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your ship.

Gen. Apathy:
What is it with farkers that pay too much attention to who is commenting where? Dude, go outside play a little. Why so serious...

That's how it's done. I won't even post unless some of the better people are around. And what's up with all the pot threads lately?
Well, I'm off now--not going to waste my verbal talents on this thread.

We are all more secure now that those 4 - 20 gallon bags of 'High Quality marijuana that's more potent than it use to be in the hippie days' is secure in the evidence locker*

*Sgt. Stedanko's car trunk

Gee, how'd that 55oz of weed find it's way to the highway?

/Johnny Potseed

this is old news. it wasn't that long ago that people lost all kinds of stuff in the woods.
The same woods that revenge of the killer turtles was filmed in.

GDubDub: jmr61: thereadlines: Livingroom: it was sure a bummer that they lost those 3 55 gallon bags full of stuff...

It's a good thing that they were successful in securing those 2 55 gallon bags.

Guess they are SO sad about that lost 55 gal bag of weed.

Yeah, that 30gal bag of weed could have caused big problems if it hit the street.

Could you imagine what would happen if some lowlife got a hold of that 15 gallon bag? I'd hate to see him sell that 5 gallons of weed to our children. There is something wrong in this world, I think, when I fear that my child might be bringing home -10 gallons worth of weed.

has anyone seen my ummm... trash? I lost it on the highway outside of oceola...

ummm... I meant ocala...

Dude, I thought you put those bags in the truck.

CruJones: what's up with this Swarms fellow in every thread? Trying to be a new Gorgor or something?

are you kidding? noone can replace gorgor...

What weed?

Trash bags? Huh?

sxacho: this is old news. it wasn't that long ago that people lost all kinds of stuff in the woods.

I lost a pope in the woods not long ago.

That's, like, a bummer, man. That's a bummer.

It was just for personal use. I have a 4 pound a week habit.

Vangor: GDubDub: jmr61: thereadlines: Livingroom: it was sure a bummer that they lost those 3 55 gallon bags full of stuff...

It's a good thing that they were successful in securing those 2 55 gallon bags.

Guess they are SO sad about that lost 55 gal bag of weed.

Yeah, that 30gal bag of weed could have caused big problems if it hit the street.

Could you imagine what would happen if some lowlife got a hold of that 15 gallon bag? I'd hate to see him sell that 5 gallons of weed to our children. There is something wrong in this world, I think, when I fear that my child might be bringing home -10 gallons worth of weed.

Ok, you officially win, please pick up your prize if -25 gallons of weed at 1600 Pennsylvania Blvd, DC.

Well, now it is the police's responsibility to dispose of the pot. I suggest that they get everyone in the department together (must have lost of witnesses to ensure that this stuff is 'properly' disposed of) and throw it on a large bonfire. I'm sure they will want to stand real close to the bonfire as it burns because its cold out this time of year (cold, yeah that's the reason...)

If you're that forgetful, you're smoking a little too much.

What the hell is a solid waste department anyway?

I wonder which inmate didn't get the memo?
I don't want to be in his bunk tonight.....

All Apologies: If you're that forgetful, you're smoking a little too much.

What the hell is a solid waste department anyway?

Duh, they dispose of SOLID waste.
There's also a LIQUID waste department, a GASEOUS waste department, and an ECTOPLASM waste department.
The vacuum waste department cleans up what's left.

I love pot threads!
How low can the oz. count go?
It has yet to be discovered here on Fark.
Ya know...I threw out a half a joint in Ocala, wonder what happened to it.

too bad someone lost 2 sandwich bags of weed on the side of the road