Musta been pretty good to not mind being hit by a train.

Hardcore

"Did you feel the earth move?"

At least we know that no Farkers were injured...

"Honey when you said you wanted to run a train on me, this isn't exactly what I had in mind when I agreed"

/unsurprised

Not to change the subject, but about the news team photo above the headline... are the two guys on the righthand side over 14 years old?

/here's Tom with the weather
//Yeah Bob... the weather is gonna totally suck this weekend...

Two people with one track minds?

Some people just can't get their priorities right. In this case, the cops.

I guess we have a new definition for "running a train" on someone.

You gotta finish your business.

This story demands more detail.

That's hot.

Come on! Let me go for the spare!

WTF else are you supposed to do in a presumably non-running car in North Dakota while waiting for help to arrive?

/Non-story

Why not Minot? Freezin's the reason!

Must have been too busy running a train of a different kind.

tonkin: "Honey when you said you wanted to run a train on me, this isn't exactly what I had in mind when I agreed"

Now that was funny. I almost spewed out a sip of Cool Colt.

abb3w: Two people with one track minds?

i could see david caruso saying that.

"Close the window. You're lettin' all the stank out!"

This is both funny and fail-ey.

Train? What train?

"Well did he come?"

Mugato: "Well did he come?"

Beat me to it, but I can't find a picture of Gil Hicks...

swarms909: Wait, why was just the man arrested for trespassing? Shouldn't the woman be arrested too? Or, at least, shamed?

They only arrest women when there are no men around to arrest. But rest assured, every time the cops respond to a call, they're looking for someone to arrest.

/I saw this episode of cops where a woman was robbed of $37. A good samaritan chased and detained the thief. The cops arrived and wanted to arrest the guy. The woman said she wouldn't press charges if she got her money back.

The cops found her money in a dumpster, then started trying to persuade her to press charges. "Do you have kids? You wouldn't want this guy to steal from your children would you?" The woman wouldn't budge, and the cop starts lamenting how the thief won't be rehabilitated by going to jail and the cops can't help victims who don't press charges. She concluded: "It's just too bad I couldn't help anyone today." (Except for recovering the $37, which was the source of the dispute.)

David Cronenberg unavailable for comment.

This is the most novel failed suicide pact of the week.

/go down, not across

The article doesn't say that the other person was a woman...

Ace Frehley's Ghost: Not to change the subject, but about the news team photo above the headline... are the two guys on the righthand side over 14 years old?

/here's Tom with the weather
//Yeah Bob... the weather is gonna totally suck this weekend...

Don't forget, this is Minot, ND...these guys are probably right out of J-school

Talk about getting railed....

Ace Frehley's Ghost: Not to change the subject, but about the news team photo above the headline... are the two guys on the righthand side over 14 years old?

/here's Tom with the weather
//Yeah Bob... the weather is gonna totally suck this weekend...

Came here to ask this.

clipperbox: abb3w: Two people with one track minds?

i could see david caruso saying that.

Don't forget the trademarked sunglasses move, too...

If it was me, I'd keep going too. Who knows when I'd get laid again!

I want that.

/All of it.

Had no comment.


/link as hot as Elias Koteas in the movie
//wait, what?

thenateman: swarms909: Wait, why was just the man arrested for trespassing? Shouldn't the woman be arrested too? Or, at least, shamed?

They only arrest women when there are no men around to arrest. But rest assured, every time the cops respond to a call, they're looking for someone to arrest.

/I saw this episode of cops where a woman was robbed of $37. A good samaritan chased and detained the thief. The cops arrived and wanted to arrest the guy. The woman said she wouldn't press charges if she got her money back.

The cops found her money in a dumpster, then started trying to persuade her to press charges. "Do you have kids? You wouldn't want this guy to steal from your children would you?" The woman wouldn't budge, and the cop starts lamenting how the thief won't be rehabilitated by going to jail and the cops can't help victims who don't press charges. She concluded: "It's just too bad I couldn't help anyone today." (Except for recovering the $37, which was the source of the dispute.)

Yeah, why would the cops want to arrest a thief? Thats stupid.

Well, if he already paid the $20, he wasn't going to get a refund.

tacos813: Yeah, why would the cops want to arrest a thief? Thats stupid.

My point was about conflating "helping people" with "jailing people."

If your collision lasts for more than four hours, please see a doctor.

Hotter than a rearended Pinto


Was it these two?

My guess:

Man + lots of alcohol + lots of mouth = arrested for trespassing + tested for alcohol.

Woman + STFU = not arrested.

It's a pretty simple formula, but so hard to follow sometimes.

thenateman: swarms909: Wait, why was just the man arrested for trespassing? Shouldn't the woman be arrested too? Or, at least, shamed?

They only arrest women when there are no men around to arrest. But rest assured, every time the cops respond to a call, they're looking for someone to arrest.

/I saw this episode of cops where a woman was robbed of $37. A good samaritan chased and detained the thief. The cops arrived and wanted to arrest the guy. The woman said she wouldn't press charges if she got her money back.

The cops found her money in a dumpster, then started trying to persuade her to press charges. "Do you have kids? You wouldn't want this guy to steal from your children would you?" The woman wouldn't budge, and the cop starts lamenting how the thief won't be rehabilitated by going to jail and the cops can't help victims who don't press charges. She concluded: "It's just too bad I couldn't help anyone today." (Except for recovering the $37, which was the source of the dispute.)

I used to hate that Cops.
But the place that hired me puts Cops on in the cafeteria during lunch & we bet shirts/skins, foghat t-shirt/acdc t-shirt, flee/not flee and some other stuff I don't remember.
Anyway, I made $25 last week, so now I don't hate that show as much.

tonkin: "Honey when you said you wanted to run a train on me, this isn't exactly what I had in mind when I agreed"

Too bad voting isn't enabled. That was some funny shiat.

Ace Frehley's Ghost: Not to change the subject, but about the news team photo above the headline... are the two guys on the righthand side over 14 years old?

/here's Tom with the weather
//Yeah Bob... the weather is gonna totally suck this weekend...

Wow, you're right. And they couldn't find anyone better looking even up there in the tundra?

Even if the guy in the car wasn't arrested, she'd leave him because he'll never manage to run a train on her like that again.

Or perhaps the train thing was planned to cover up something else...

Why not Minot? Frezzin's the season.

Well they say surviving some near death experience makes you exceptionally horny.

big train interrupt our coitus
we don't care, just leave alone us
stoppin on yer tracks, messin up our lust
yer cow-tippa at my door, while i come in her caboose
dayum b*tch, wreck our car, if you must

/ made that up right now.
// slightly proud of myself.

if someone hadn't have posted Crash pics, i would've had to.
so thanks

This article (new window) points out that the female participant plead to marijuana paraphernalia possession last october.

having a damned hard time finding pics though....

Ace Frehley's Ghost: Not to change the subject, but about the news team photo above the headline... are the two guys on the righthand side over 14 years old?

/here's Tom with the weather
//Yeah Bob... the weather is gonna totally suck this weekend...

Minot is the first stop of many Walter Cronkite wannabes... the two guys on the right and the woman are probably just out of Syracuse/the late Connecticut School of Broadcasting/whatever...the 'older' guy might be stuck in Minot the rest of his life...