I didn't realize facebook was around 32 years ago....

real shaman: I didn't realize facebook was around 32 years ago....

It was one of the first things that Al Gore designed.

An alcoholic wife-beater, and it doesn't sound like he has a job either. He's a keeper. She probably re-mortgaged the house to bail him out.

But did she change her status?

Sounds like she needs to un-friend the husband and kick him to the curb.

He sounds like such a nice husband. I can't imagine why she'd ever want to look up an ex-boyfriend.

What a crappy headline.

facebook and myspace are both creepy.

if i wanted to know about the people i grew up with, we'd have kept in touch.

i never close the window at either site without feeling a little dirtier for having visited.

Jesus Christ, monogamy's as stupid as the idea of Jesus Christ.

If we were meant to be total whores we'd have chimpanzee-sized gonads, and if we were meant to be monogamous we'd have gorilla-sized gonads. We're somewhere in between. Male or female, we're lying whores.

If we could admit that, and see ourselves for the glorified apes we are, we'd be one step closer to world peace.

I find nothing wrong with his actions, it is in accordance with Sharia law.

farkwell: facebook and myspace are both creepy.

if i wanted to know about the people i grew up with, we'd have kept in touch.

i never close the window at either site without feeling a little dirtier for having visited.

Yes, but like a car wreck, you just have to slow down and look...

Man threatens to kill wife after she finds Facebook boyfriend from 32 years ago. Sounds like she's available again

not if she's Rihanna.

Kitsap trifecta in play?

I guess the husband realized how small his willie was.

Maxwell Edison: Jesus Christ, monogamy's as stupid as the idea of Jesus Christ.

There are better ways of getting your point across than offending Christians. At least they don't send me text messages at 1 a.m. telling me to go to iammuslim.com or some bullshiat like that.

cryinoutloud: An alcoholic wife-beater

The guy was drunk when they arrested him. That doesn't necessarily make him an alcoholic.

You're probably right, I'm just saying that's kind of jumping to a conclusion.

chemical_angel: real shaman: I didn't realize facebook was around 32 years ago....

It was one of the first things that Al Gore designed.

But you know he had help from Bill Clinton.

/or was that craigslist?

Maxwell Edison: Jesus Christ, monogamy's as stupid as the idea of Jesus Christ.

If we were meant to be total whores we'd have chimpanzee-sized gonads, and if we were meant to be monogamous we'd have gorilla-sized gonads. We're somewhere in between. Male or female, we're lying whores.

If we could admit that, and see ourselves for the glorified apes we are, we'd be one step closer to world peace.


Yet I keep getting in trouble for throwing feces. WTF?

25 Things About Me.

1. My husband is an insecure drunk who beats me.

shawnshawnery: Maxwell Edison: Jesus Christ, monogamy's as stupid as the idea of Jesus Christ.

There are better ways of getting your point across than offending Christians. At least they don't send me text messages at 1 a.m. telling me to go to iammuslim.com or some bullshiat like that.

I say stupid shiat all the time. Hell, I may have done it in this thread. When I get called on it I reexamine my beliefs. If calling out someone's Zombie Savior offends them and they shut down, rather than examining the argument, they're unreachable anyway.

Sir Charles: Maxwell Edison: Jesus Christ, monogamy's as stupid as the idea of Jesus Christ.

If we were meant to be total whores we'd have chimpanzee-sized gonads, and if we were meant to be monogamous we'd have gorilla-sized gonads. We're somewhere in between. Male or female, we're lying whores.

If we could admit that, and see ourselves for the glorified apes we are, we'd be one step closer to world peace.


Yet I keep getting in trouble for throwing feces. WTF?

You have to find the proper venue. Any major city will have a club you can join that will allow you to poo-throw in the privacy of your own rubber dungeon.

Maxwell Edison: Jesus Christ, monogamy's as stupid as the idea of Jesus Christ.

Maybe it's as stupid as your weak attempts at a troll

Poster child for CCW.

mattyc: Maxwell Edison: Jesus Christ, monogamy's as stupid as the idea of Jesus Christ.

Maybe it's as stupid as your weak attempts at a troll

Trolling takes work to form a false opinion and argument, and I'm too lazy, so let's just say monogamy's as stupid as I, a hairless ape am. Yeah I'll agree with that.

Pretty friggin stupid.

Sadly I know at least two couples where divorces happened after 20-30 years of marriage when someone from back in the past appeared back in the lives of one of the people in the couple. One was via Internet, the other somehow in person. I'm not privy to details (like if cheating had started before the other person in the couple left or not) but either way, I just find it best to avoid old girlfriends to keep my wife and myself happy.

If you don't subject yourself to temptation then you don't have to worry about the ramifications of it either.

She's better off without the husband.

nucal Kitsap trifecta in play?
No, I believe that completes the trifecta.

Snowing in Kitsap county as we post.

TWX: Sadly I know at least two couples where divorces happened after 20-30 years of marriage when someone from back in the past appeared back in the lives of one of the people in the couple. One was via Internet, the other somehow in person. I'm not privy to details (like if cheating had started before the other person in the couple left or not) but either way, I just find it best to avoid old girlfriends to keep my wife and myself happy.

If you don't subject yourself to temptation then you don't have to worry about the ramifications of it either.

Being beaten for having had a lover BEFORE you met somebody and still talking to that person has beatings as a reasonable ramification? Uh huh, nice try.

I still talk to a number of my ex(s). My wife also talks to them. Big deal. I wouldn't care if she was talking to HER ex(s) either. They send cards and email. So what.

Wife is lot better off without an abusive dirtbag in her life. I had one of those, who chose similar reasons to be a violent twit. Having seen what he has tried to do to his son has shown me that the excuses are just that, excuses to be an abusive jerk. Really, there is no explanation for that kind of crap. Ramifications? My butt. That's just controlling abusive garbage.

What kind of man lets his woman use a computer?

What a tard.

this is why old people should stay the fark off of the internet.

farkwell: facebook and myspace are both creepy.

Perhaps its just your life thats creepy.

rjw25: this is why old people should stay the fark off of the internet.

I shall track you down on my Hoveround and fart at you, yer whippersnapper.

it's complicated

Lady, run and don't look back. There are millions of better men to be with and life's too short to waste on this loser.

The End is Near: I'd just like to ask all the pro-alcohol-anti-marijuana folks to please consider for a moment what this couple might've experienced if the husband didn't have an obvious drinking problem and, instead, smoked pot every day.

Real-life example, from last night. I get drunk and decide to leave the safety of my apartment to walk around Miami Beach at 3 am. As I'm walking nonchalantly down the sidewalk, I guy in front of me, also walking down the sidewalk, decides to turn a sidestreet and let me walk ahead of him. As he comes back on the main road I turn around and call him a pussy for thinking I was some kind of predator trying to mug him. He freaks and runs off.

Two blocks later he runs up to me saying "you think I'm a pussy?" and I respond of course with "yes." Then he punches me in the face. Then I put my hands behind my back and ask for another, and he gives it to me. Then I violate his personal space, hands behind my back, begging for another punch, and he starts to get scared. And then that brilliant moment is ruined by a passing tow-truck driver offering to call the cops.

Of course, we were both drunk. And it was fun. But if I had scored some grass instead of Sam Adams Cream Stout I would've stayed in my apartment and watched Star Wars or something.

Alcohol brings out the worst in people.

Married 28 years.

I doubt this is the first time this has happened.

The End is Near: Herb Utsmelz: I shall track you down on my Hoveround and fart at you, yer whippersnapper.

You sure your SSI will cover all that extra electricity usage?

/I keed, I keed

Mine runs on methane.

/these kids today

The End Is Near: I think we'd all prefer the man be lazy than a wifebeater.

Nuhhh. You can imagine some women who would feel better about a batterer, because she feels he is a Real Man and Her Love Can Change Him, than about some passive beta-male couch dweller who's Just A Loser.

Maxwell Edison: And it was fun.

You're a damned weirdo. I've seen you in a few threads today. You're always weird.

NTTAWWT

Social networking is a cancer.

The End is Near: Bagelox-99: than about some passive beta-male couch dweller who's Just A Loser.

What you tried to do there. I see it.

/the true alpha male is secure and finds no need to pound his chest

It ain't his chest I'm concerned about.

I had an ex-GF contact me once after 20+ years just to catch up and to tell me news about her mother with whom I had a great relationship. Had a great relationship with the ex too but she went away to college and I drifted off into another state. Her husband was on some heavy meds for mental problems and he threatened me and her and I broke off all contacts because of concern for her safety. Some people are just so insecure that any change in their daily routine makes them go off the deep end. I had no interest in this lady other than to hear how she was, and her mother too.

So the moral of this story is, if an ex contacts you and they are still married deny you are that person if you can. Just not worth the aggravation.

nucal Kitsap trifecta in play?
more like fish-in-a-barrel

When I was a youngin we didn't no facebook, no myspace,no facebook, no twitter.

You f*ck 'em broads and we forgot about it. That's the way it was and we liked it!!!

Every single girl from high school that I've found on Facebook is fat now.

Every. Single. One.

The definitive song on getting back together with an old flame courtesy of Junior Brown:
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flg8or: 25 Things About Me.

1. My husband is an insecure drunk who beats me.

I rofl'd.

vudukungfu : She's better off without the husband.

All women are