If Fnorgby shows up, this thread will be epic.

Sgt Otter: If Fnorgby shows up, this thread will be epic.

It will indeed.

I was there for that thread. So help me Woody, I was there.

Kid needs to find a new hiding place. Or get a safe.

so does the kid just randomly look through the $550 worth of $2 bills??

South Kitsap. Celebrating 5 years of indoor plumbing.

I thought I was the only one nerdy enough to have a 2 dollar bill collection :(

theres a shop in Lake Placid that has tons of them. I dont know why, but they always had many on hand.

I once tried to spend a $2 bill at Taco Bell. I was told that they wouldn't accept it because it was fake, then they called security. The security guard took me into a room in the back where he and the manager took turns beating me within an inch of my life and pouring hot sauce in my eyes. It wasn't until the cops showed up and told them there really was such a thing as a $2 bill that they let me go.

/got a free taco out of the deal

15 year old with $500 + of cash on hand?

Spent it on Craigslist whores and weed.

Well, that's what I'd do anyhow.

Minus the weed.

What do you mean It didn't really happen? I was there ! I had just finished watching the space shuttle Challenger explode on live television and in a sorrow filled depression, that only low grade meat could console, I grabbed my last two dollar bill and headed to taco bell.

GuidoDelConfuso: Funny, I was going to post that story, only from a different point of view. I was the manager on duty that day. Sorry, man.

I WANT my $2!

I have a $2 bill in my wallet. It's my lucky deuce, placed so I'll never be without money.

Sometimes, I eat at Taco Bell, and then I poop too much.

I know $2 bills are cool and all, but 275 of them? Whats the freaking point? The boy aint right.

carnies think $2 bills are unlucky , go get a bunch before you go to a carnival. they rip the corners off to make them lucky again.

/who even wants to go to taco bell now that the Volcano Taco is gone.

Came for the "Better Off Dead" reference and left satisfied.

Lane: "Sorry Johnny, I don't have a dime".
Johnny: "Didn't ask for a dime, I asked for TWO DOLLARS".

Everyone knows there is no such thing as a $2 bill...

Sgt Otter: If Fnorgby shows up, this thread will be epic.

I'll see what I can do.

It was the Dad... with a crack pipe... in the den...

It's funny EVERY TIME.

/The taco bell reference - not a kid getting his money stolen.
//Okay maybe a little funny

I used a $2 bill as a tip tonight to the cook at my favorite restaurant.

He was quite pleased!

Remember, keep the cooks happy - they're the ones feeding you!

It was a collection including silver certificates, meaning of older bills worth more than two dollars each. /I have two from the 1950s, one with blue text, one with red.

Nobodyn0se: I thought I was the only one nerdy enough to have a 2 dollar bill collection :(

You are now....

Wait, where were you when the mills went missing?

Better watch the horse & dog tracks too !

Great headline!

I Always keep a double dollar bill in my wallet.

Walken's cooler brother: I WANT my $2!

*sigh* I came here to say this.

Next time he should buy a Where's George stamp and make sure they're all registered.

Has Fnorgby even been around since that debacle? I'm pretty much just a lurker, but I can't remember seeing him in any threads after that went down.

They took fingerprints in a 15 year old boy's room? I bet they found more semen and porno than they found fingerprints. I was 15 once.

Excellent headline.

My grandma used to send me $2 bills all the time in the mail. And the last time I got either a $2 bill or a JFK half dollar as change, it was at Taco Bell.

/still got the half dollar

Cereal Fetish: Has Fnorgby even been around since that debacle? I'm pretty much just a lurker, but I can't remember seeing him in any threads after that went down.

No, that was indeed the last time he posted.

/Came for the Fnorgby.
//Leaving disappointed.

GuidoDelConfuso: I once tried to spend a $2 bill at Taco Bell. I was told that they wouldn't accept it because it was fake, then they called security. The security guard took me into a room in the back where he and the manager took turns beating me within an inch of my life and pouring hot sauce in my eyes. It wasn't until the cops showed up and told them there really was such a thing as a $2 bill that they let me go.

/got a free taco out of the deal

Yeah, but was it one of the best laughs of your life?

NeuroticRocker: theres a shop in Lake Placid that has tons of them. I dont know why, but they always had many on hand.

It's called a a strip club.

Krayon: And the last time I got either a $2 bill or a JFK half dollar as change, it was at Taco Bell.

You do realize that isn't the point of the headline, right?

tonesskin: Krayon: And the last time I got either a $2 bill or a JFK half dollar as change, it was at Taco Bell.

You do realize that isn't the point of the headline, right?

I do, but I didn't think there was a crime about bringing that up.

eqtworld: *reports like 10 people for calling out a farker who is not in the thread *

ENJOY YOUR BANS

reports like 1 guy for reporting like 10 people for calling out a farker who is not in the thread

//Yeah, I went there, tried to use a $2 bill, and got a free taco out of the deal.

In a ceramic bowl along with all my other change and accepted freely at all Canadian Taco Bell outlets.

I can understand having one or two $2 bills and the silver certificates, but over $500 worth?

Just take two $1 bills down to any bank and they will give you a $2 bill. That's what I do, I keep my $2 bill collection at the bank. It's worth like 80 bajillion I think, I haven't counted it in a while.

I bet it was a friend of his. That's what happened to me once. Only I went through it on the other side. I stole a bunch of stuff from a buddy.

But it's the same thing.

It was obvious that this boys father or mother stole his money, and that's the saddest part of the story. Kid should have known better though, it had already happened to him once. He's 15? Maybe spend a hundred dollars on a safe or whatnot, although I bet that wouldn'tve stopped whichever parent took that shiat.

Cereal Fetish: Has Fnorgby even been around since that debacle? I'm pretty much just a lurker, but I can't remember seeing him in any threads after that went down.

Yes, I saw him post a few times last year. I'm not sure that he and I are often in the same sort of threads but I have seen him.

Was there for the original Fnorgby thread as well. It's like bragging you were at Woodstock.
/well, Woodstock '99 anyway

Bri_Bri_Gooch: NeuroticRocker: theres a shop in Lake Placid that has tons of them. I dont know why, but they always had many on hand.

It's called a a strip club.

Quite right. I used to work a cash register for a living, and one (rather large) guy would always come in and pay for his cigs and energy drinks with $2 bills. I asked him where he got them. Turns out he's a bouncer at a strip club, and the guys there think $2 is a good balance between $1 and $5.

/Rang up some of the girls, too.
//Probably wouldn't pay $2.

Screw Taco Bell, smart people spend $2 bills in strip clubs. In the dark they think they are $20s.

Vulpy: Bri_Bri_Gooch: NeuroticRocker: theres a shop in Lake Placid that has tons of them. I dont know why, but they always had many on hand.

It's called a a strip club.

Quite right. I used to work a cash register for a living, and one (rather large) guy would always come in and pay for his cigs and energy drinks with $2 bills. I asked him where he got them. Turns out he's a bouncer at a strip club, and the guys there think $2 is a good balance between $1 and $5.

/Rang up some of the girls, too.
//Probably wouldn't pay $2.

This.
Strip clubs are bringing the $2 bill back.
/always wondered how they would handle inflation

After the last $2 bill thread, I got $100 in them from my girlfriend's cousin.

I spent the first $50 and got weird looks about half the time, I still have the second half handy...

/I love weird/uncommon currency

sniderman: Was there for the original Fnorgby thread as well. It's like bragging you were at Woodstock.
/well, Woodstock '99 anyway

I partied with Wavy Gravy, but that was long after Woodstock.

I would so destroy Hurricane Aubrey....good lord...It's just not right.