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(Dayton Daily News) Cool Old and busted: Punxsutawney Phil emerging from his home. New and improved: Salamander Sam banging Salamander Sue in front of 30 high-schoolers amid a full-throated chorus of chirping peeper frogs. Spring is just around the corner   (daytondailynews.com) divider line 40
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Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2009-03-15 02:48:23 AM  
As long as they weren't playing Muskrat Love, I don't see a problem with this.

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2009-03-15 02:58:02 AM  
For some reason I'd like to see salamanders gettin' their freak on.

 
DPWbrc 2009-03-15 04:42:26 AM  
i409.photobucket.com

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2009-03-15 08:25:11 AM  
Red hot salamander on salamander action!!!!

 
NCP69 2009-03-15 08:29:30 AM  
no pics of fish getting on...thread useless!

 
GDubDub [TotalFark] 2009-03-15 08:29:45 AM  
I'm not one to be one of the biatchers about why something was greenlit or not. Hell, I see them all anyways. But the only thing interesting in this article is tha phrase "wet and warm".

 
leegalizit 2009-03-15 08:33:35 AM  
schoolzone.mytimesdispatch.com

I've got one of these guys living in my backyard so I'm really..etc...


/As we still have snow I'd say he (she?) is still hibernating.

 
rustyspork 2009-03-15 08:34:49 AM  
Somewhere, furries are reading this thread and furiously fapping.

 
LippyMcSidewalk 2009-03-15 08:39:26 AM  
So THAT'S why they're called peeper frogs! I'd always wondered.

 
Monk87 2009-03-15 08:44:36 AM  
Hehe spermatophores...

 
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute 2009-03-15 08:57:14 AM  
i186.photobucket.com

Post Coitus Pic.

 
mr_a [TotalFark] 2009-03-15 08:59:27 AM  
One of my fondest college memories:

Driving to Punxsutawney late at night, and spending the next few hours standing in a field with a few hundred other nuts, in 0 degree weather, drinking, waiting for some groundhog to get shocked into coming out of his hole.

I don't remember if he saw his shadow or not...Not sure I could have seen the groundhog...or even the ground.

 
heidisatwork 2009-03-15 09:12:41 AM  
Spring...BAH!!
It's Snowing outside fer cryin out loud!!


//damn snow

 
swamp_of_dumb 2009-03-15 09:16:17 AM  
Spring isn't around the corner. It's frozen to death out back, buried under 26 inches of ice and snow.

 
erveek 2009-03-15 09:28:56 AM  
Myself, I'm waiting for the First of May.

 
chipspastic 2009-03-15 09:31:48 AM  
Freeper pogs?! Is the right now indoctrinating children with lame retro collectibles? This is an outrage, I tell you, an...

What? Peeper frogs? Oh.

/never mind

 
Ow My Balls 2009-03-15 09:44:01 AM  
Was Bill Murray and crew dispatched for the event?

 
The_Warning 2009-03-15 09:48:10 AM  
barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu>

Unavailable for comment

 
outofzone 2009-03-15 10:07:00 AM  
gill-gity!

 
mdbuff12 2009-03-15 10:24:07 AM  
Two minutes in heaven is better then one minute in heaven
You say something like "Is that it?"
I know what your trying to say, your trying to say "Ahh ya that's it"
Then you tell me you want some more
Well im not surprised, but I'm quite sleepy.

 
mattknows 2009-03-15 10:44:04 AM  
GreatNOD: Salamander Sam approves

and this guy holding him like a giant wang

/penis


What the fark is that??

 
Sheseala 2009-03-15 11:05:11 AM  
erveek: Myself, I'm waiting for the First of May.

Ooo child did you think the cold winter will last forever?

 
H_is_for_Heretic 2009-03-15 11:05:44 AM  
rustyspork: Somewhere, furries are reading this thread and furiously fapping.

They actually call themselves "scalies".

nsfw (new window)

nsfw (new window)

/can't explain the car though

 
AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark] 2009-03-15 11:06:29 AM  
GDubDub: I'm not one to be one of the biatchers about why something was greenlit or not. Hell, I see them all anyways. But the only thing interesting in this article is tha phrase "wet and warm".

I thought Vernal pools was way hotter!!!!

 
Chozo 2009-03-15 11:10:01 AM  
mattknows: GreatNOD: Salamander Sam approves

and this guy holding him like a giant wang

/penis

What the fark is that??


I fixed it. Much less scary now.

i43.tinypic.com

 
AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark] 2009-03-15 11:13:53 AM  
Chozo: mattknows: GreatNOD: Salamander Sam approves

and this guy holding him like a giant wang

/penis

What the fark is that??

I fixed it. Much less scary now.


I don't know why but that thing looks tasty. I'm thinking his tail would be delicate like a robster craw.

 
phlegmmo 2009-03-15 11:41:49 AM  
Can relate
upload.wikimedia.org

 
GoSurfing [TotalFark] 2009-03-15 11:52:00 AM  
Old and busted: old and busted

 
WrongTrousers 2009-03-15 12:04:58 PM  
H_is_for_Heretic: rustyspork: Somewhere, furries are reading this thread and furiously fapping.

They actually call themselves "scalies".

nsfw (new window)

nsfw (new window)

/can't explain the car though


That's more disturbing than anything Rugbyjock has ever submitted...

/Do amphibians fall under the 'scalies' tag
//actually, don't really want to know

 
Nexus of the Crisis 2009-03-15 12:09:45 PM  
WrongTrousers: H_is_for_Heretic: rustyspork: Somewhere, furries are reading this thread and furiously fapping.

They actually call themselves "scalies".

nsfw (new window)

nsfw (new window)

/can't explain the car though

That's more disturbing than anything Rugbyjock has ever submitted...

/Do amphibians fall under the 'scalies' tag
//actually, don't really want to know


Rule 34 is alive and well.

 
Wolfmanjames [TotalFark] 2009-03-15 12:16:57 PM  
pages.prodigy.net
Linked hotter than Vulkan!

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2009-03-15 12:20:14 PM  
H_is_for_Heretic: /can't explain the car though

img172.imageshack.us

 
Focusin 2009-03-15 12:27:58 PM  
Bathia_Mapes: As long as they weren't playing Muskrat Love, I don't see a problem with this.

Got it in one. First thing I thought of too.

 
pookeywan 2009-03-15 12:36:17 PM  
erveek & Sheseala:

Thank you! I actually came in here hoping someone had posted something about the first of May....am not disappointed. :)

/outsiiiiide....

 
signaljammer 2009-03-15 12:37:23 PM  
Amphibian fans in the Chicago area will be well served to visit Freeman Came in coming months: Directions from Chicago: Drive out on 90 to 47, head north. Take first possible right, Freeman Rd. Park entrance is in two miles on the left. If you reach teh RR track, you have gone too far. Watch where you step.

 
radioman_ 2009-03-15 12:51:32 PM  
They're going to watch salamanders mate? Get the eft out of here!

 
JesterJames 2009-03-15 01:40:00 PM  
WrongTrousers: H_is_for_Heretic: rustyspork: Somewhere, furries are reading this thread and furiously fapping.

They actually call themselves "scalies".

nsfw (new window)

nsfw (new window)

/can't explain the car though

That's more disturbing than anything Rugbyjock has ever submitted...

/Do amphibians fall under the 'scalies' tag
//actually, don't really want to know


I'd say those fall somewhere between the posts of Rugbyjock and gorgor on the 'Oh God my eyes scale'

 
glenlivid 2009-03-15 01:57:19 PM  
I really do wish they'd retire the Punxsutawney Phil crap. I didn't even like it as a child.

 
erveek 2009-03-15 01:59:53 PM  
H_is_for_Heretic: rustyspork: Somewhere, furries are reading this thread and furiously fapping.

They actually call themselves "scalies".

nsfw (new window)

nsfw (new window)

/can't explain the car though


Eww... EWW!

A Miata? Really?

 
syzygy whizz [TotalFark] 2009-03-15 09:48:22 PM  
erveek: Myself, I'm waiting for the First of May.

"..It's time to do a wretched thing or two...
and try to make each special day one that you'll always rue!
'Tis May, 'tis May, the month of "Yes, you May...."


/ Beltane FTW!

 
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