fark cops. 99% of them are corrupt power-hungry morons. The other 1% will stick up for them no matter what crap they get up to.

They can all DIAF and go straight to hell.

And-1: fark cops. 99% of them are corrupt power-hungry morons. The other 1% will stick up for them no matter what crap they get up to.

They can all DIAF and go straight to hell.

Touchy, aren't we?

To the guy FTFA: Enjoy prison, you deserve it.

And-1: fark cops. 99% of them are corrupt power-hungry morons. The other 1% will stick up for them no matter what crap they get up to.

They can all DIAF and go straight to hell.

I don't think you ever actually read the comments that "fark cops" post.

Was he the only cop with the rope-chain walking the beat?

Oxycontins go for like 40-60 a pill. My little brother knows kids who eat 4 or 5 a day. They are like zombies.

How much you wanna bet that cop was narced out? Now he's going to be spending some time with the criminals hes busted before. HAHA have fun in prison!

Vio: Now he's going to be spending some time with the criminals hes busted before. HAHA have fun in prison!

MIT campus cop. The criminals he's busted were parked illegally, or smoking dope in the utility tunnels, or putting shiat on top of building 7. They'll probably teach him how to synthesize the oxycontin so he won't get busted again.

In fairness, that is the perfect disguise.

//even if wholly unethical.

looks high to me.



/hot fuzz

Vio: How much you wanna bet that cop was narced out? Now he's going to be spending some time with the criminals hes busted before. HAHA have fun in prison!

That would be quiet the awkward situation I must say.

All these bad cop stories can make you cynical.

Just keep in mind good cops don't make for interesting news stories.

Police said the package contained 340 80 milligram OxyContin tablets and 30 milligram Roxycodone tablets.

Police were tipped off by security at the FedEx office who were suspicious of the package.

/orginally shipped 680 80 milligrams tabs.
//checks the evidence booking, 250 booked into evidence

Why do you think they call it Dope?

There is NO FARKING WAY an officer of the peace broke a law he was sworn by duty to enforce! All allegations must be AN ABSOLUTE LIE!! SHAME! SHAME on those responsible for this atrocity! For accusing a sacred member of the POLICE, of all people. The tipster should be immediately sentenced for whatever crime they were about to accuse this innocent officer of.

*sigh*

Seriously though, please murder every policeman you can. They'll blow your head off because some asswipe with a big mouth got the apartment number wrong and you reached for your glasses when they shined a flashlight in your eyes.

/I've known a few policemen
//I'd piss on a wounded cop, given the opportunity
///And beat the everloving shiat out of anyone who tried to save a cop's life

////Oh, you're a cop? Don't like it? I'm a civilian, protected by the constitution. I'M YOUR FARKING ENEMY! MAKE ME PAY MOTHERFARKER!

Also, while I've got your attention Mr. Pig:
I stay under 10 over the limit because it's safe in good weather, what the fark are you doing?
I use my farking turn signal, what the fark are you doing?
I don't execute brown people on a farking whim, WHAT THE fark ARE YOU DOING?

FTA: "An MIT police officer was busted for allegedly picking up a package..." "...in his official marked MIT vehicle..."

This is why Caltech is better.

Fenixpark Just keep in mind good cops don't make for interesting news stories.

I can name a few cops. Cops I've known since childhood. I would smile on news of their death.

I like how a cop can f*cking get videotaped beating the shiat out of innocent bystanders, and walk away without criminal charges or discipline, but the second a cop touches an illegal drug (read, non-tequlia slammer), he gets 10 years in the can for buying and selling a substance that makes people feel good.

/not defending corruption.

EggSniper: There is NO FARKING WAY an officer of the peace broke a law he was sworn by duty to enforce! All allegations must be AN ABSOLUTE LIE!! SHAME! SHAME on those responsible for this atrocity! For accusing a sacred member of the POLICE, of all people. The tipster should be immediately sentenced for whatever crime they were about to accuse this innocent officer of.

*sigh*

Seriously though, please murder every policeman you can. They'll blow your head off because some asswipe with a big mouth got the apartment number wrong and you reached for your glasses when they shined a flashlight in your eyes.

/I've known a few policemen
//I'd piss on a wounded cop, given the opportunity
///And beat the everloving shiat out of anyone who tried to save a cop's life

////Oh, you're a cop? Don't like it? I'm a civilian, protected by the constitution. I'M YOUR FARKING ENEMY! MAKE ME PAY MOTHERFARKER!

Also, while I've got your attention Mr. Pig:
I stay under 10 over the limit because it's safe in good weather, what the fark are you doing?
I use my farking turn signal, what the fark are you doing?
I don't execute brown people on a farking whim, WHAT THE fark ARE YOU DOING?

I'm sorry the cops weren't able to rescue you from your mommy kissing your little peter when you were little, but maybe if you didn't like it so much you would have actually called them.

EggSniper: There is NO FARKING WAY an officer of the peace broke a law he was sworn by duty to enforce! All allegations must be AN ABSOLUTE LIE!! SHAME! SHAME on those responsible for this atrocity! For accusing a sacred member of the POLICE, of all people. The tipster should be immediately sentenced for whatever crime they were about to accuse this innocent officer of.

*sigh*

Seriously though, please murder every policeman you can. They'll blow your head off because some asswipe with a big mouth got the apartment number wrong and you reached for your glasses when they shined a flashlight in your eyes.

/I've known a few policemen
//I'd piss on a wounded cop, given the opportunity
///And beat the everloving shiat out of anyone who tried to save a cop's life

////Oh, you're a cop? Don't like it? I'm a civilian, protected by the constitution. I'M YOUR FARKING ENEMY! MAKE ME PAY MOTHERFARKER!

Also, while I've got your attention Mr. Pig:
I stay under 10 over the limit because it's safe in good weather, what the fark are you doing?
I use my farking turn signal, what the fark are you doing?
I don't execute brown people on a farking whim, WHAT THE fark ARE YOU DOING?

Stable and reasonable person we have here.

So, like, I was gonna be a cop, for,uh, the free stash and the,uh, general lawlessness free pass, but, what, free what?

oh I guess I missed the MIT part....so just a campus cop? eh...that loses its funniness then...hes just another loser...

EggSniper: There is NO FARKING WAY an officer of the peace broke a law he was sworn by duty to enforce! All allegations must be AN ABSOLUTE LIE!! SHAME! SHAME on those responsible for this atrocity! For accusing a sacred member of the POLICE, of all people. The tipster should be immediately sentenced for whatever crime they were about to accuse this innocent officer of.

*sigh*

Seriously though, please murder every policeman you can. They'll blow your head off because some asswipe with a big mouth got the apartment number wrong and you reached for your glasses when they shined a flashlight in your eyes.

/I've known a few policemen
//I'd piss on a wounded cop, given the opportunity
///And beat the everloving shiat out of anyone who tried to save a cop's life

////Oh, you're a cop? Don't like it? I'm a civilian, protected by the constitution. I'M YOUR FARKING ENEMY! MAKE ME PAY MOTHERFARKER!

Also, while I've got your attention Mr. Pig:
I stay under 10 over the limit because it's safe in good weather, what the fark are you doing?
I use my farking turn signal, what the fark are you doing?
I don't execute brown people on a farking whim, WHAT THE fark ARE YOU DOING?


EggSniper being hassled by cops:

//That's good stuff

He should have let a pro handle it.

I don't like a corrupt cop any more than anyone else here but... 10 years minimum?

/has a close friend doing 5 minimum for weed
//got a settlement recently and sent my friend $300 for Ramen supplies
//he has less than a year to go and I told him he needs to move in with me, so I can help him build a new life...

myalias1845: Vio: How much you wanna bet that cop was narced out? Now he's going to be spending some time with the criminals hes busted before. HAHA have fun in prison!

That would be quiet the awkward situation I must say.

He will be in solitary for his own protection. Even if he wasn't with any prisoners he ever put in jail, prisoners don't like cops, and they'll let him know it if they get a chance. He isn't doing county time either, he is gonna go to big-boy prison.

I really wouldn't care if he does get tossed around a bit in prison for giving people yet another reason to hate cops, and this time a good reason.

EggSniper: There is NO FARKING WAY an officer of the peace broke a law he was sworn by duty to enforce! All allegations must be AN ABSOLUTE LIE!! SHAME! SHAME on those responsible for this atrocity! For accusing a sacred member of the POLICE, of all people. The tipster should be immediately sentenced for whatever crime they were about to accuse this innocent officer of.

*sigh*

Seriously though, please murder every policeman you can. They'll blow your head off because some asswipe with a big mouth got the apartment number wrong and you reached for your glasses when they shined a flashlight in your eyes.

/I've known a few policemen
//I'd piss on a wounded cop, given the opportunity
///And beat the everloving shiat out of anyone who tried to save a cop's life

////Oh, you're a cop? Don't like it? I'm a civilian, protected by the constitution. I'M YOUR FARKING ENEMY! MAKE ME PAY MOTHERFARKER!

Also, while I've got your attention Mr. Pig:
I stay under 10 over the limit because it's safe in good weather, what the fark are you doing?
I use my farking turn signal, what the fark are you doing?
I don't execute brown people on a farking whim, WHAT THE fark ARE YOU DOING?

Ya know, I bust my ass to be a good cop. I go way out of my way to ensure people's rights are protected. When feasible, I try to make everyone I have contact with feel better about cops. I make less arrests than other cops because I stay far away from the grey areas. I make less arrests than other cops, because I feel that even if what you are doing is illegal, if it doesn't bother anyone, then it probably isn't an issue.

But then, I come here, and see shiat like this. Usually its not as verbose, but its along the same lines. And then I wonder why I go as far as I do to really help people, when its clear that its not often appreciated.

Sure, I do get a lot of compliments (more than complaints!) sent to my department about me, and that is rewarding, but I come on here, and day after day, I see person after person spew blanket statements about cops. I know no one is ever going to appreciate having their behavior regulated by the hand of the government, but come on! Every day that I read this crap, and crap like it, it gets harder and harder to go out and try the best I can, when it would be so much easier to give minimal effort, and not care about people's rights, and not go out of my way to do what I believe is right. It all pays the same.

Those of you who have read and participated in my ask-a-cop threads know how hard I try, but for what?

Chief_Otto_Parts: EggSniper: There is NO FARKING WAY an officer of the peace broke a law he was sworn by duty to enforce! All allegations must be AN ABSOLUTE LIE!! SHAME! SHAME on those responsible for this atrocity! For accusing a sacred member of the POLICE, of all people. The tipster should be immediately sentenced for whatever crime they were about to accuse this innocent officer of.

*sigh*

Seriously though, please murder every policeman you can. They'll blow your head off because some asswipe with a big mouth got the apartment number wrong and you reached for your glasses when they shined a flashlight in your eyes.

/I've known a few policemen
//I'd piss on a wounded cop, given the opportunity
///And beat the everloving shiat out of anyone who tried to save a cop's life

////Oh, you're a cop? Don't like it? I'm a civilian, protected by the constitution. I'M YOUR FARKING ENEMY! MAKE ME PAY MOTHERFARKER!

Also, while I've got your attention Mr. Pig:
I stay under 10 over the limit because it's safe in good weather, what the fark are you doing?
I use my farking turn signal, what the fark are you doing?
I don't execute brown people on a farking whim, WHAT THE fark ARE YOU DOING?

Ya know, I bust my ass to be a good cop. I go way out of my way to ensure people's rights are protected. When feasible, I try to make everyone I have contact with feel better about cops. I make less arrests than other cops because I stay far away from the grey areas. I make less arrests than other cops, because I feel that even if what you are doing is illegal, if it doesn't bother anyone, then it probably isn't an issue.

But then, I come here, and see shiat like this. Usually its not as verbose, but its along the same lines. And then I wonder why I go as far as I do to really help people, when its clear that its not often appreciated.

Sure, I do get a lot of compliments (more than complaints!) sent to my department about me, and that is rewarding, but I come on here, and day after day, I see person after person spew blanket statements about cops. I know no one is ever going to appreciate having their behavior regulated by the hand of the government, but come on! Every day that I read this crap, and crap like it, it gets harder and harder to go out and try the best I can, when it would be so much easier to give minimal effort, and not care about people's rights, and not go out of my way to do what I believe is right. It all pays the same.

Those of you who have read and participated in my ask-a-cop threads know how hard I try, but for what?

Your contributions are stifled by the men and women in uniform who cannot turn off the need to control every situation. We fully understand that when you're on duty, it's something you must do in order to protect yourself, however, when you're off duty, or not conducting official business, it needs to get shut off.

I've met far too many cops who couldn't turn it off, and were absolute assholes because of it.

DeathByGeekSquad:
Your contributions are stifled by the men and women in uniform who cannot turn off the need to control every situation. We fully understand that when you're on duty, it's something you must do in order to protect yourself, however, when you're off duty, or not conducting official business, it needs to get shut off.

I've met far too many cops who couldn't turn it off, and were absolute assholes because of it.

I agree with this 100%. When I'm not at work, I'm not at work. The group-think that tends to go along with policing does nothing but damage, as it tends to do everywhere it exists. We were taught in the academy about not letting the job rule our life, but it wasn't until I read a book about the Stanford prison experiment that everything seemed to make sense.

I agree with you, but the point I am trying to make is that the blanket statements really hurt. I try hard to not take it personally, but it's hard not to, especially when I bust my ass to be one of the more "enlightened" cops.

This is not to say there aren't shiatbag cops out there, because there are. This isn't to say that there aren't stupid cops out there, because there are. But, some cops are really are decent people. Many of them, in fact.

MIT CPs are pretty good as police go. They don't think their job is to shoot people, and if they do shoot (according to campus legend) they are actually capable of hitting their target.

Chief_Otto_Parts: DeathByGeekSquad:
Your contributions are stifled by the men and women in uniform who cannot turn off the need to control every situation. We fully understand that when you're on duty, it's something you must do in order to protect yourself, however, when you're off duty, or not conducting official business, it needs to get shut off.

I've met far too many cops who couldn't turn it off, and were absolute assholes because of it.

I agree with this 100%. When I'm not at work, I'm not at work. The group-think that tends to go along with policing does nothing but damage, as it tends to do everywhere it exists. We were taught in the academy about not letting the job rule our life, but it wasn't until I read a book about the Stanford prison experiment that everything seemed to make sense.

I agree with you, but the point I am trying to make is that the blanket statements really hurt. I try hard to not take it personally, but it's hard not to, especially when I bust my ass to be one of the more "enlightened" cops.

This is not to say there aren't shiatbag cops out there, because there are. This isn't to say that there aren't stupid cops out there, because there are. But, some cops are really are decent people. Many of them, in fact.


I can attest to the fact that there are cool cops out there. The good cops will let you go if you aren't hurting anyone because they are genuinely interested in helping society. You sound like one of the cool guys and for that I thank you, sir.

/Has run into a few super-cop types with personality disorders as well.
//"One bad apple spoils the bunch", so to speak.

EggSniper: There is NO FARKING WAY an officer of the peace broke a law he was sworn by duty to enforce! All allegations must be AN ABSOLUTE LIE!! SHAME! SHAME on those responsible for this atrocity! For accusing a sacred member of the POLICE, of all people. The tipster should be immediately sentenced for whatever crime they were about to accuse this innocent officer of.

*sigh*

Seriously though, please murder every policeman you can. They'll blow your head off because some asswipe with a big mouth got the apartment number wrong and you reached for your glasses when they shined a flashlight in your eyes.

/I've known a few policemen
//I'd piss on a wounded cop, given the opportunity
///And beat the everloving shiat out of anyone who tried to save a cop's life

////Oh, you're a cop? Don't like it? I'm a civilian, protected by the constitution. I'M YOUR FARKING ENEMY! MAKE ME PAY MOTHERFARKER!

Also, while I've got your attention Mr. Pig:
I stay under 10 over the limit because it's safe in good weather, what the fark are you doing?
I use my farking turn signal, what the fark are you doing?
I don't execute brown people on a farking whim, WHAT THE fark ARE YOU DOING?

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

JamesLi: EggSniper: There is NO FARKING WAY an officer of the peace broke a law he was sworn by duty to enforce! All allegations must be AN ABSOLUTE LIE!! SHAME! SHAME on those responsible for this atrocity! For accusing a sacred member of the POLICE, of all people. The tipster should be immediately sentenced for whatever crime they were about to accuse this innocent officer of.

*sigh*

Seriously though, please murder every policeman you can. They'll blow your head off because some asswipe with a big mouth got the apartment number wrong and you reached for your glasses when they shined a flashlight in your eyes.

/I've known a few policemen
//I'd piss on a wounded cop, given the opportunity
///And beat the everloving shiat out of anyone who tried to save a cop's life

////Oh, you're a cop? Don't like it? I'm a civilian, protected by the constitution. I'M YOUR FARKING ENEMY! MAKE ME PAY MOTHERFARKER!

Also, while I've got your attention Mr. Pig:
I stay under 10 over the limit because it's safe in good weather, what the fark are you doing?
I use my farking turn signal, what the fark are you doing?
I don't execute brown people on a farking whim, WHAT THE fark ARE YOU DOING?

Stable and reasonable person we have here.

Seems like it to me, and able to use his powers of observation to see the hypocrisy that is your typical cop

/traffic cops are the worst

Chief_Otto_Parts: EggSniper: There is NO FARKING WAY an officer of the peace broke a law he was sworn by duty to enforce! All allegations must be AN ABSOLUTE LIE!! SHAME! SHAME on those responsible for this atrocity! For accusing a sacred member of the POLICE, of all people. The tipster should be immediately sentenced for whatever crime they were about to accuse this innocent officer of.

*sigh*

Seriously though, please murder every policeman you can. They'll blow your head off because some asswipe with a big mouth got the apartment number wrong and you reached for your glasses when they shined a flashlight in your eyes.

/I've known a few policemen
//I'd piss on a wounded cop, given the opportunity
///And beat the everloving shiat out of anyone who tried to save a cop's life

////Oh, you're a cop? Don't like it? I'm a civilian, protected by the constitution. I'M YOUR FARKING ENEMY! MAKE ME PAY MOTHERFARKER!

Also, while I've got your attention Mr. Pig:
I stay under 10 over the limit because it's safe in good weather, what the fark are you doing?
I use my farking turn signal, what the fark are you doing?
I don't execute brown people on a farking whim, WHAT THE fark ARE YOU DOING?

Ya know, I bust my ass to be a good cop. I go way out of my way to ensure people's rights are protected. When feasible, I try to make everyone I have contact with feel better about cops. I make less arrests than other cops because I stay far away from the grey areas. I make less arrests than other cops, because I feel that even if what you are doing is illegal, if it doesn't bother anyone, then it probably isn't an issue.

But then, I come here, and see shiat like this. Usually its not as verbose, but its along the same lines. And then I wonder why I go as far as I do to really help people, when its clear that its not often appreciated.

Sure, I do get a lot of compliments (more than complaints!) sent to my department about me, and that is rewarding, but I come on here, and day after day, I see person after person spew blanket statements about cops. I know no one is ever going to appreciate having their behavior regulated by the hand of the government, but come on! Every day that I read this crap, and crap like it, it gets harder and harder to go out and try the best I can, when it would be so much easier to give minimal effort, and not care about people's rights, and not go out of my way to do what I believe is right. It all pays the same.

Those of you who have read and participated in my ask-a-cop threads know how hard I try, but for what?


The problem that I have with your statement Chief_Otto_Parts , is that millions of people go to work and put their life on the line everyday, and no one is handing them any appreciation either. Its nice to hear that you do your job with integrity! But you need to suck it up, because Im not aware of any jobs that hand out appreciation for doing your job, even if you do your best every day.

fyi east boston cops: 340 x 80mg

stanank: fyi east boston cops: 340 x 80mg

...is less than 100 grams.

Trickinosis: Oxycontins go for like 40-60 a pill. My little brother knows kids who eat 4 or 5 a day. They are like zombies.

So your brother knows kids with a $300/day habit? Over $8k a month? Wow.

Chief_Otto_Parts = good guy and keep it up

You get over-authoritative douchebags in every position, Doctors, Sales, etc. All positions have the same amount, it's just that in the Police profession, you can spread your mood to the general public.

Though, I will say, Boston is a corrupt place. Even the Firemen are under investigation for corruption and fraud.

Chief_Otto_Parts:
Ya know, I bust my ass to be a good cop. I go way out of my way to ensure people's rights are protected. When feasible, I try to make everyone I have contact with feel better about cops. I make less arrests than other cops because I stay far away from the grey areas. I make less arrests than other cops, because I feel that even if what you are doing is illegal, if it doesn't bother anyone, then it probably isn't an issue.

And in-between the lines here lies the problem. Okay, you're a good cop genuinely interested in helping and protecting citizens, yet even you seem to think this is the exception rather than the rule. A cop's job is to be "good" and "protect people's rights", yet even you consider that task "busting your ass" and "going out of your way".

NakedDrummer: 340 pills were seized with an estimated street value of $750,000

These must be the new gold-and-diamond-crusted pills I've seen floating around...

Encrusted! I meant to say encrusted!

Ah, he was only a campus cop, that explains why he got charged.

/if he was boston PD they'd just pretend he was doing an investigation
//probably let him keep the pills too

60 x 340 doesn't equal 750,000. More like 20,000.

JamesLi: To the guy FTFA: Enjoy prison, you deserve it.

Hey JamesLi. Where were you in the 'Texas cops steal black peoples money' and 'Denver cop found not guilty' threads?


Fenixpark: All these bad cop stories can make you cynical.

Just keep in mind good cops don't make for interesting news stories.

Of course. But think of it this way- every time you hear a 'bad cop' story, replace it in your mind with a 'Faulty Brand X car blows up' story. Don't you think you'd be hollering for a recall by now? Or would you be saying "Well, there's hundreds of thousands that haven't exploded..."

Hmmm, usually they just steal drugs out of the evidence locker.

As others said: The only reason this guy's being prosecuted is that he's a campus cop. If he was full-on PD he'd be hauling bags out of the cage wholesale, and once he got caught, the brotherhood of blue would rally to let him off.

Chief_Otto_Parts:
Ya know, I bust my ass to be a good cop. I go way out of my way to ensure people's rights are protected. When feasible, I try to make everyone I have contact with feel better about cops. I make less arrests than other cops because I stay far away from the grey areas. I make less arrests than other cops, because I feel that even if what you are doing is illegal, if it doesn't bother anyone, then it probably isn't an issue.

Sooooo...we should be thankful that you...do your job properly?

Jesus f*cking Christ on a crutch, I cannot believe that you think that you "go out of your way" to "ensure that people's rights are protected." THAT IS YOUR MOTHERF*CKING JOB. Got that? The fact that you think you're doing something special is exactly, precisely what is wrong with modern police work. What you are apparently doing is what every single cop in America should be doing, and if they're not capable of properly serving their bosses, ie., us, the taxpayers, then they should be f*cking fired and sent to work mall security.

I'm glad that you do you job properly. I am disturbed that you think you're going out of your way to do so.

Fenixpark: All these bad cop stories can make you cynical.

Just keep in mind good cops don't make for interesting news stories get caught.

NakedDrummer: Chief_Otto_Parts:
Ya know, I bust my ass to be a good cop. I go way out of my way to ensure people's rights are protected. When feasible, I try to make everyone I have contact with feel better about cops. I make less arrests than other cops because I stay far away from the grey areas. I make less arrests than other cops, because I feel that even if what you are doing is illegal, if it doesn't bother anyone, then it probably isn't an issue.

And in-between the lines here lies the problem. Okay, you're a good cop genuinely interested in helping and protecting citizens, yet even you seem to think this is the exception rather than the rule. A cop's job is to be "good" and "protect people's rights", yet even you consider that task "busting your ass" and "going out of your way".

Not to mention that a cop's job is to enforce the law, and even when a reasonable-sounding cop like Chief Otto recognizes that some laws can safely be ignored, you will NEVER hear a cop go on record saying that (e.g. 55 MPH speed limits on Interstate highways, criminalization of marijuana, etc.)

There certainly wouldn't be as much resentment towards cops if they didn't regularly deny things that we know are true - such that driving 70 MPH on the Interstate is perfectly safe - and are more than happy to bust you for acting in a safe, reasonable manner and then turn around and flagrantly violate the law and endanger others 10 minutes later.