Finding the face of JC in an assprint is just pathetic.

More proof that Christians were not intelligently designed.

Jesus is everywhere!!

Ceiling Jesus is watching you masturbate.

dj_bigbird: Ceiling Jesus is watching you masturbate.

This raises an interesting point.
How can Christians masturbate knowing that God and Jesus are watching them?

Yeah, well if you come over to my place, you can see an image of subby's wife's face in one of my pillows.

/feelin' aggro tonight
//posting this from the bathtub
///love cognitive dissonance

Psychotropic: dj_bigbird: Ceiling Jesus is watching you masturbate.

This raises an interesting point.
How can Christians masturbate knowing that God and Jesus are watching them?

Guiltily? Also probably poorly, 'cos apparently God doesn't like it when you play with your butt.

ninjakirby: Jesus Elvis is everywhere!!

dahmers love zombie: Psychotropic: dj_bigbird: Ceiling Jesus is watching you masturbate.

This raises an interesting point.
How can Christians masturbate knowing that God and Jesus are watching them?

Guiltily? Also probably poorly, 'cos apparently God doesn't like it when you play with your butt.

Or you just don't.

//Learn to control yourselves
///Get off my lawn

thelordofcheese: ninjakirby: Jesus Elvis is everywhere!!

And he needs boats.

Maybe Jeebus was looking for some lost change in the cushions and did a face plant when he slipped.

No way. Jesus is far too busy appearing in tortillas in Mexico.

By the way, why does every wrinkle or stain that looks remotely like a face HAVE to be Jesus or Mary? Is it a Christian thing? Do the Jews see Abraham or the Scientologists see L. Ron Hubbard?

/just a thought
//Nooo! Don't sue me Scientology!

children, the word for this is 'pareidolia'

/there will be a test on monday

Farts work in mysterious ways.

joelybarger: Do the Jews see Abraham or the Scientologists see L. Ron Hubbard?

American Protestants see Jesus everywhere, Catholics see the Virgin Mary everywhere, Muslims see Allah everywhere.


Virgin Mary outside of Catholic church in Clearwater, FL.


The scales supposedly read "Mohammed" on one side and "Allah" on the other.


This one reads "Allah"


This one too.

"Pleats of a cushion" would make a good band name. On second thought... not so much.

A story like that BEGS for a song like this. (NSFW content)

Yep, I'm goin' to hell.

/Michael J. Fox has no Elvis in him

FTA: ""This is not a miracle, it's a sign of God," said parish priest Daniel Gavard. "

Now I'm confused. If a miracle isn't a sign of god, then...what is it?

They thought he had a beard until they realised someone wet-farted on the image...

I've seen visions of Jesus in my ass hair.

/I use a mirror

Psychotropic: dj_bigbird: Ceiling Jesus is watching you masturbate.

This raises an interesting point.
How can Christians masturbate knowing that God and Jesus are watching them?

I've thought of filming myself before, but I'm satisfied that at least someone gets to see my o face.

On "It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia" they had an image of Mary show up! Aweseome episode!! Come to think of it, I don't remember any non awesome episodes!!!

Is that you, Flying Spaghetti Monster?

eraser8: I've seen visions of Jesus in my ass hair.

/I use a mirror

I use a toothbrush

Jesus Christ, religion is silly.

Isn't this a sign that there's something wrong with religion and faith? Wouldn't people who are okay with the whole religion thing not need to go halfway around the world to see a smudge? It just seems to me that religion is not delivering to many what they claim.

You know, without snarking for once - It's amazing how mere coincidental images can evoke the deepest religious feelings. Instead, I would say the truly religious should look at the rest of the world. The splendor of life is more than a match for the chromatic spectrum of glass or burnt toast..

//The mind, it's trained for pattern recognition folks.

I saw an image of Zeus on the gyro I ate for lunch, so I'm really getting a kick....

/once saw Amaterasu in a bowl of ramen
//also saw Thor on a futon I got at Ikea
///haven't yet seen any faces on my Bible, though

joelybarger: Is that you, Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Is that you, tentacle rape fantasy?

If Jesus is there, I'll go with it

I see blow tourch markings on bread. (I really see dancing spiders but won't admit it)

If the best your deity can do is put images of himself on walls and toast, maybe he's not the guy you should be worshipping. Just saying.

Bhruic: If the best your deity can do is put images of himself on walls and toast, maybe he's not the guy you should be worshipping. Just saying.

He just needs a better publicist.

I haven't checked too recently but it seems the fanfare under the bridge at Fullerton has finally died down, that shiat was annoying. I've shat an image of Jesus, they should all worship me as the Creator.

Usually, it is only Catholics that go for the face of Mary or Jesus in stuff. I know that everyone at my church just shake our heads at this, same as you.

Avatar of ass!

Real bad addicts are trained to see sobriety as their new challenge. As in, 'Man, I haven't gotten high in three weeks!' for 'Man, I was so high last night!' Perhaps these drips need to try substituting objectivity for faith, for a while.

eharac: Usually, it is only Catholics that go for the face of Mary or Jesus in stuff. I know that everyone at my church just shake our heads at this, same as you.


Almost there, just a little more push on the common-sense and it'll be alright.

I gotta make one of these Jesus miracle toasts or whatever and charge admission

Psychotropic: dj_bigbird: Ceiling Jesus is watching you masturbate.

This raises an interesting point.
How can Christians masturbate knowing that God and Jesus are watching them?

Perhaps they just know that God is into those thing.

doshus: They thought he had a beard until they realised someone wet-farted on the image...

Protip- If it was wet, it wasn't a fart.

Rusty Bumpers: I see blow tourch markings on bread. (I really see dancing spiders but won't admit it)

That is clearly FSM. Stop misinterpreting dietys

Thousands of Nuns descend on the place for a chance to sit on their husband's face.

GimpyNip: Rusty Bumpers: I see blow tourch markings on bread. (I really see dancing spiders but won't admit it)

That is clearly FSM. Stop misinterpreting dietys

Church Of Jesus Christ Of Ld NutriSystem: The Diet Plan for You? (new window)

Blah blah blah graven image blah blah blah.

ninjakirby: Virgin Mary outside of Catholic church in Clearwater, FL.

That was an actual painting of Mary for Christmas. When they took it off, the oil left over gradually made that imprint. By then, people had forgotten it was a painting.

Someone threw a rock through it anyway.

It's... the pleats.