I was told there would be no math.

Why, Republicans?



Why?

/hot and delicious like pie

The 10 Republicans voting no were Jason Chaffetz, Jeff Flake, Ted Poe, Ron Paul, Bill Shuster, Randy Neugebauer, Jeff Miller, Mike Pence, Dean Heller and Tim Johnson

Pi, circles, and aptitude in mathematics are not mentioned in the Constitution.

Thirty Helens agree.


/link it like its hot...

They will vote for Pi only when schools agree to teach the competing theories that conflict with the Pi hypothesis.

Well duh. It doesn't give equal time to the biblical literalist alternative point of view that Pi = 3!

_{/meh, I suck at trolling}

Why should the taxpayers fund pi for the poor?

Only in America could you turn Mathematical principles into partisan politics.

Loucifer: They will vote for Pi only when schools agree to teach the competing theories that conflict with the Pi hypothesis.

This is bad news . . . for Archimedes.

Republicans hate math. If it didn't exist, their policies would be flawless.

I always enjoyed Pi day at high school. Not because of the math, I hate math, but because of the delicious pies the Math Team brought to lunch.

/Mathletes, nerds for 364 days in the year
//heroes on March 14th

You would think that irrational Republicans would be in favor of a holiday recognizing an irrational number.

keep the government out of my pi!

Obama's is defiantly pro-pie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxIhXjIqmiI

LordJiro: Well duh. It doesn't give equal time to the biblical literalist alternative point of view that Pi = 3!

/meh, I suck at trolling


A pi for a pi...

I personally find e to be a constant much more relevant to my interests than some lousy π, and I heartily agree with the aforementioned senators.

Down with the π-day, long live the e-day!

Just came back from a Pi Day party (friend of mine's potluck birthday party )- he insisted everyone's dish be some form of pie

We had cheeseburger pie, tortiere (a Quebecois meat pie), cake pie, blueberry pie, bread in the shape of pi, cottage pie, cheesecake pie, smoked salmon pie (I brought that)...

It was a very delicious pi day.

pup.socket: I personally find e to be a constant much more relevant to my interests than some lousy π, and I heartily agree with the aforementioned senators.

Down with the π-day, long live the e-day!

My spine always hurts after e-day.

Will you people please stop talking about pie and salmon? You're making me hungry.

pup.socket: Down with the π-day, long live the e-day!

I prefer ə-day.

Linguistics FTW!

PoopStain: what could anyone possibly have against pi day? I looked it up on Wiki and it's not even like there's a better day already being celebrated.

Uh... they're holding out for Steak and BJ day. Can you blame them, really?

pup.socket: I personally find e to be a constant much more relevant to my interests than some lousy π, and I heartily agree with the aforementioned senators.

Down with the π-day, long live the e-day!

e? fark e.

0 is the greatest constant in math.

Just throw a zero in the equation and bam! The whole thing is gone biatch!

eraser8: pup.socket: Down with the π-day, long live the e-day!

I prefer ə-day.

Linguistics FTW!

true и isn't bad, but ы-day is also nice.

The 10 Republicans voting no were Jason Chaffetz, Jeff Flake, Ted Poe, Ron Paul, Bill Shuster, Randy Neugebauer, Jeff Miller, Mike Pence, Dean Heller and Tim Johnson

Pi isn't in the Constitution.

heinekenftw: pup.socket: I personally find e to be a constant much more relevant to my interests than some lousy π, and I heartily agree with the aforementioned senators.

Down with the π-day, long live the e-day!

e? fark e.

0 is the greatest constant in math.

Just throw a zero in the equation and bam! The whole thing is gone biatch!

1 + 0 = 1

Hmmm...the equation still seems to be there. Math fail

/I saw what you were trying to get
//(Big math equation)*0 = 0

Dear Obtuse Republican Congressmen,

You have science to thank for all of your fun gadgets, health care, food cleanliness, information distribution, and transportation. Science also created the dildo, which makes it quite convenient for you to go fark yourself.

Sincerely,
Go fark yourself

Let's just make this an all-out brawl of our academic pursuits and who deserves a official recognition more?

saintstryfe: eraser8: pup.socket: Down with the π-day, long live the e-day!

I prefer ə-day.

Linguistics FTW!

Banned Books Week.

Library Science FTW.

Technically, it's already the Ides of March. Beware!

Literature FTW.

/Oh, and this is bad news . . . for Julius Caesar.

It's not poo based again is it?

/yeess!
//SILENCE!!

I think this link highlights some of the fundamental problems with Kos and those who read Kos.

Mrbogey: I think this link highlights some of the fundamental problems with Kos and those who read Kos.

TripleK: Republicans hate math common sense. If it didn't exist, their policies would be flawless.

FTFY

HighOnCraic: saintstryfe: eraser8: pup.socket: Down with the π-day, long live the e-day!

I prefer ə-day.

Linguistics FTW!

Banned Books Week.

Library Science FTW.

Technically, it's already the Ides of March. Beware!

Literature FTW.

/Oh, and this is bad news . . . for Julius Caesar.

Did I hear linguistics?

زبان بارای پیروزه

That's my pi.

/I am a nerd. With no revenge.

12349876: I was told there would be no math.

"Math class is tough!"

TofuTheAlmighty:

Because this proves those 10 Republicans hate Math?

This link is just lunacy worthy of mockery. Not encouragement.

Mrbogey: I think this link highlights some of the fundamental problems with Kos and those who read Kos.

Do you want to ban pi?

At least they aren't submitting bills that would make pi 3 anymore. That is progress.

/Don't care if they voted against pi day.

pup.socket: Down with the π-day, long live the e-day!

Ewww. Everyone knows g is the coolest constant of them all.

/any excuse to post Dinosaur Comics

Lusiphur: pup.socket: Down with the π-day, long live the e-day!

Ewww. Everyone knows g is the coolest constant of them all.

g is for wimps. G is where the men get their constants.

Lusiphur: Ewww. Everyone knows g is the coolest constant of them all.

ΔG = ΔH - TΔS

If you want the same old tired gridlock of constants, then you probably voted for McCain. The rest of us wanted change we can believe in.

Sir Vanderhoot: G is where the men get their constants.

I like my constants with a hint of variable for flavor, thank you very much. That way, depending on where you lived, you could celebrate at different times. Think about it: You get up early in the morning on a tall mountain-top, and celebrate g-day. Then you scoot down the mountain and celebrate g-day a few seconds later again.

Well, I just got home from a great dinner party where the host served a 9-course, all-pie meal.

Lusiphur: Sir Vanderhoot: G is where the men get their constants.

I like my constants with a hint of variable for flavor, thank you very much. That way, depending on where you lived, you could celebrate at different times. Think about it: You get up early in the morning on a tall mountain-top, and celebrate g-day. Then you scoot down the mountain and celebrate g-day a few seconds later again.

I suppose that in a pinch, μ could do for some comfort-food constants.

Makes me feel at home, you know?

I_Love_Verdi: Dear Obtuse Republican Congressmen,

You have science to thank for all of your fun gadgets, health care, food cleanliness, information distribution, and transportation. Science also created the dildo, which makes it quite convenient for you to go fark yourself.

Sincerely,
Go fark yourself

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FTFA: "It's not clear as to why those Republicans would have opposed this resolution. Perhaps the Republicans were upset because the book of Kings is thought to state that the value of Pi is 3."

Oh come now. I think it's pretty clear that the Republicans voted against it because they thought it was a waste of time. Second, the clip from snopes was a confessed hoax, not a "rumor."

The article misrepresents the position of the Republicans here, but I'm sure if called to task that the author at Kos would say they were only "joking" and that this is "satire" (that is not obvious in the article at all). This is exactly how Anne Coulter cloaks her statements as well, so do keep that in mind. You have lowered yourself to her level. I'm not saying you can't have fun, but when you do things like this, you shouldn't expect people to take you seriously in the future -- you abdicate all rights to turn "serious cat" on people when they do the same to you. Even when it's Coulter or Limbaugh, because as far as the balance sheet goes, you're all just evil clowns honking horns at each other.

thereadlines: FTFA: "It's not clear as to why those Republicans would have opposed this resolution. Perhaps the Republicans were upset because the book of Kings is thought to state that the value of Pi is 3."

Oh come now. I think it's pretty clear that the Republicans voted against it because they thought it was a waste of time. Second, the clip from snopes was a confessed hoax, not a "rumor."

The article misrepresents the position of the Republicans here, but I'm sure if called to task that the author at Kos would say they were only "joking" and that this is "satire" (that is not obvious in the article at all). This is exactly how Anne Coulter cloaks her statements as well, so do keep that in mind. You have lowered yourself to her level. I'm not saying you can't have fun, but when you do things like this, you shouldn't expect people to take you seriously in the future -- you abdicate all rights to turn "serious cat" on people when they do the same to you. Even when it's Coulter or Limbaugh, because as far as the balance sheet goes, you're all just evil clowns honking horns at each other.

Serious cat is serious. You posted a good three inches plus of text on something pointless and stupid. Yay.