As each fresh glass of beer is poured, a meter embedded in the table registers the amount and the charge for each ounce, which depends on the brand of beer.

That's... a good idea.

Dude, Lexington isn't that far away

Sounds like a pour idea...

Now, if only they had IVs of pure ethanol...

tribute to liver cirrhosis dude?

as i suspected...too good to be true..all the usual rules apply...but 17cents an ounce is decent.....

As someone who is currently too drunk to be on the internets, this sounds like an amazing idea. And to think I had to keep going to the bar to get pitchers tonight.

In Virginia, that guy would be on death row next week. People might have too much fun.

/Would depend on the type of beer whether I'd be interested
//The new old Schlitz is gracing my fridge right now. Am liking.

WANT

That's a lot of lines to keep clean.

WANT!

ooh, me and klippoklondike... separated at birth?

Call me when there is a beer IV.

Somehow Lawyers, MADD, and Religion is going to screw this wonderful, cold, refreshing thing up.

Next, and every future fark party location?

FTFA: Beer can be added by telling the server who brings chilled glasses to the table periodically.

You have to use glasses? Just put a pillow under the tap and let me lay back on the table and enjoy the game.

As a bartender, I don't know if I like this. It could put me out of work, or at least severely cut my tips. As a customer I like it, especially when the cocktail waitress is being too lazy to keep up with my pace.

Danger Avoid Death: FTFA: Beer can be added by telling the server who brings chilled glasses to the table periodically.

You have to use glasses? Just put a pillow under the tap and let me lay back on the table and enjoy the game.

Installing that many TVs in the ceiling got in that darn cats way. Sorry.

This will give a whole new meaning to dine and dash.

The Fark Party That Never Ends

char_boy: That's a lot of lines to keep clean.

My thoughts exactly. I have also had nothing but bad experiences with this place, the pinnacle being an overserved sketchy guy chasing my friends and I for several blocks after we took offense at him plopping down at out table and threatening us out of the blue.

Danger Avoid Death:

No wheezing the juice!

Lexington Pub installs self-serve beer taps at every table. Owner says it's great, except for some guy named Drew who never leaves ,DUKE SUCKS!

FTFM

I just finished helping a buddy build his keg-a-rator which is kind of like this.

OK not really, but he makes great beer and doesn't charge for it so I'm good.

Link is farked?

hahahahaha cause Drew likes beer right? hahahahahahahahaa

DosMas: Danger Avoid Death:

No wheezing the juice!

Find your own Bed 'n' Breakfast.

Why would the owner think it's bad that he has a customer who is there buying his merchandise all the time?

Finally, a beer idea that all beer snobs can agree upon!

/mmmm, beeeer

Tourney3p0: Why would the owner think it's bad that he has a customer who is there buying his merchandise all the time?

Sounds like someone could use a self-serve beer.

Fantastic. Now there's no bartender to cut you off when you've had too much.

Lawsuitilarity will ensue.

I think this is a most excellent idea!

This sounds like a good idea... but I wonder. Good luck ever getting a freaking table if people never have to get up. Especially when they pass out on it

BTW here is the system they installed
http://www.thetabletap.com/web/ (new window)

Okay, for those who say they arte too drunk,let it be k nown theat yes, Ia am too damn drunk to type this, but somwrimes gotta rely on the builet-in spell chekker.

I'm drinkin and witin for someone gto find a party (Fark Party, that is) in tbe Dallas areea!

imaceac: but 17cents an ounce is decent.....

Twice the price of drinking at home, but quite reasonable for a bar. I usually drink at home.

The other day I was having my car worked on and there was a bar next door to the shop. So, with some time to kill, I moseyed on over and ordered a double J&B Scotch. Then, because the car was taking a while, I had another. The bill was $24 plus a tip. I paid it, of course, but I was super pissed off at myself for having done that. At any liquor store I could have bought a whole bottle for that price, maybe less.

Plus, the only entertainment I got was a TV with girls' college basketball, and no volume. They played '80 music over it.

Pruritic Perineum: Okay, for those who say they arte too drunk,let it be k nown theat yes, Ia am too damn drunk to type this, but somwrimes gotta rely on the builet-in spell chekker.

I'm drinkin and witin for someone gto find a party (Fark Party, that is) in tbe Dallas areea!

I like how your parantheses caused temporary sobriety. (thye amke me dnrku)

not a big beer drinker but this idea i like. people will have to learn how to avoid pouring all head.

Honestly, sounds like a good idea for sports bars. Time the drink specials for when the yellow flag is out on NASCAR.

That is what "Bleachers" did in my town.

~ Pinky ~

Internet User: not a big beer drinker but this idea i like. people will have to learn how to avoid pouring all head.

Read that as "on head" and thought, "yes, yes they will."

TheFarkPrince: As a bartender, I don't know if I like this. It could put me out of work, or at least severely cut my tips. As a customer I like it, especially when the cocktail waitress is being too lazy to keep up with my pace.

Pwned by technology?

HA HA!!!! HA HA!!!!! OMG THAT JOKE NEVER GETS OLD!!!

Danger Avoid Death: DosMas: Danger Avoid Death:

No wheezing the juice!

Find your own Bed 'n' Breakfast.

Then go find yourself a Chair, Lunch, Dinner to occupy your afternoon.

//Mitch FTW

17 cents an ounce.

1) Find a hack for the system
2) Re-program to dispense cocaine
3) Profit

Internet User: not a big beer drinker but this idea i like. people will have to learn how to avoid pouring all head.

But I like head.

They got bars in the Czech Republic that have these. Went to Pilsen last week to tour the Pilsner Urquell brewery and then stumbled out and found one of these bars. I was in farking heaven. MMMM beer.

Danger Avoid Death: FTFA: Beer can be added by telling the server who brings chilled glasses to the table periodically.

You have to use glasses? Just put a pillow under the tap and let me lay back on the table and enjoy the game.

Uh oh, my heart stopped.....ah, there it goes.

All you can drink beerffet?

/DNRTFA

48 Comments and no Henry Earl references?

I can imagine it now: A single keg of beer pouring into four taps labeled "Coors" "Bud" "Michelob" and "Miller".

/They'll never know the difference!