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(JSOnline) Stupid Two teens charged with spraying pepper spray in a Wisconsin Walmart. With mugshots that look exactly as you would expect   (jsonline.com) divider line 178
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BlackCat23 [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 07:32:29 PM  
No subby, you were wrong. They were much MUCH funnier then i expected.

I laughed as soon as the pictures loaded

/need to cut back on the weed

 
Sobriety Online 2009-03-14 07:48:48 PM  
Moe!

 
DrySocket [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 07:54:10 PM  
Jesus, thats some pretty serious ugly.

 
robmilmel [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 07:57:43 PM  
So those are what real WoW players look like!

 
dumbandilikeit [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 08:18:06 PM  
From the article they came to the store with a 17 year old girl. They were able to find a girl who actually liked them?

They'll probably be sentenced back to Mom's basement where they came from.

 
Dallymo [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 08:21:14 PM  
Eppler released the spray at least twice in the store, including accidentally spraying it into the face of a 17-year-old girl who had accompanied them to the store, the complaint says.

I shudder to think what a girl who hangs out with these hotties might look like. Gothapotamus, but without the attractive makeup and wardrobe.

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 08:26:20 PM  
Dumb fat and ugly...

Behold the future of our country.

 
feckingmorons [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 08:38:20 PM  
My mom always threatened to take me to the barber that put a bowl on your head. I thought she was kidding.

Apparently not.

 
Son of That Guy [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 08:51:48 PM  
The one guy looks like Donkey Lips from "Salute Your Shorts."

This hits too close to home for me. Specifically, because I live in Germantown, and I've had to visit this particular store on a few occasions. It's really great. Your fellow shoppers are twice your size and get pissy at you when their big asses back up and bump into your cart. Always a great conversational ice-breaker.

Oh, and it won't be long before the geriatrics working the front doors start subjecting everyone to mandatory strip searches on the way out. I love paying for stuff, and then being treated like a criminal afterward. That's why I try to avoid the place -- any Wal-Mart, actually -- whenever possible.

 
dillenger69 [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 09:12:08 PM  
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Stompn_Tom [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 09:15:51 PM  
Hope it at least got a free bowl of soup with that haircut

 
elvisaintdead [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 09:20:06 PM  
BlackCat23: No subby, you were wrong. They were much MUCH funnier then i expected.

I laughed as soon as the pictures loaded


Yep.
I can hear the thighs chafing in their jean shorts.
Now imagine the Wally World crowd parting like a doubleknit Red Sea as the
crackerjack security team chased and apprehended this pair of mastermind miscreants....

 
John Paul Jones [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 09:24:47 PM  
Someone needs to make an animated gif of one morphing into another, and then morphing into Pizza the Hut.

 
BigSnatch [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 09:33:13 PM  
Wisconsinites are fat.

/Go Pack Go

 
Hot Carl To Go 2009-03-14 09:34:15 PM  
They should arrest the 50 people that went to the hospital in hopes of suing someone, as well as the two retards.

 
Coco LaFemme [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 09:36:34 PM  
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Hey, The Beatles called. They want their haircut back.



Jesus, those are two ugly farkers.

 
imfallen_angel 2009-03-14 09:37:19 PM  
Twiddle-dee and Twiddle-dum?

...checking...

Oh crap... I'm spot on!!

 
tortilla burger 2009-03-14 09:37:21 PM  
You could've switched their faces and they wouldn't look any stranger than they already do

 
myalias1845 2009-03-14 09:37:41 PM  
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www.ideaphotos.com

/hot

 
brainmeats 2009-03-14 09:38:20 PM  
durp.

 
Jujubunnie 2009-03-14 09:38:53 PM  
Dallymo: Eppler released the spray at least twice in the store, including accidentally spraying it into the face of a 17-year-old girl who had accompanied them to the store, the complaint says.

I shudder to think what a girl who hangs out with these hotties might look like. Gothapotamus, but without the attractive makeup and wardrobe.


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RantCasey 2009-03-14 09:40:38 PM  
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The Gunslinger Roland 2009-03-14 09:40:44 PM  
Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum.

 
BlackCat23 [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 09:42:06 PM  
myalias1845: /hot

www.ideaphotos.com

+

i126.photobucket.com

=

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thereadlines [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 09:43:00 PM  
They look like brothers to me.

i384.photobucket.com

 
zippythechimp 2009-03-14 09:44:00 PM  
Those pics don't even look real.

Two fat guys, Tuba and Threeba

 
Skawt 2009-03-14 09:44:09 PM  

 
myalias1845 2009-03-14 09:44:33 PM  
thereadlines: They look like brothers to me.

Ahhh!!! My eyes!!!!

 
OnmyojiOmn 2009-03-14 09:44:57 PM  
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BlackCat23 [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 09:45:17 PM  
thereadlines: They look like brothers to me.

that is one of the most hypnotic and disturbing things i've witnessed in awhile

 
radioman_ 2009-03-14 09:46:01 PM  
Herbie Popnecker returns.

 
Somaticasual [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 09:46:17 PM  
they kinda look like fat versions of the punkles..

//obscure for a reason?

 
Ask 2009-03-14 09:47:57 PM  
thereadlines: They look like brothers to me.

same mother, different uncle

 
Joce678 2009-03-14 09:48:27 PM  
i259.photobucket.com

 
Gals Panic 2009-03-14 09:48:55 PM  
They look like lunch boxes.

/knew a lot of girls from Wisc.
//Totally hot
///Total drunks

 
utter_bastard 2009-03-14 09:49:23 PM  
Gothapotamus?

If it the pic I am thinking of, the gothapotamus is a dude.

 
Necrosis 2009-03-14 09:49:43 PM  
I have some pepper spray I kind of want to test to see if it actually works (sprays well, I trust it to hurt). I wonder where the nearest WalMart is...

 
wastedhate 2009-03-14 09:50:05 PM  
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First thing I thought of.

 
simpsonfan 2009-03-14 09:50:06 PM  
Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum? More like Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Dumber.

And one had mom's minivan keys. I figured they would have gotten there on the short bus.

 
IonBeam2 2009-03-14 09:50:06 PM  
Wow. You were right, submitter.

 
Generation_D [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 09:50:32 PM  
Cliff Yablonski wasn't lying

 
santadog [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 09:53:14 PM  
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Ijustworkhere 2009-03-14 09:53:15 PM  
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DigitalCoffee 2009-03-14 09:54:06 PM  
"Sloth love Chunk!"

/you smell like phys ed!

 
Asclepius [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 09:54:22 PM  
I *hate* people, especially the fat ones, that walk through life with their mouths open. Like these two winners.

 
Malt Liquor 2009-03-14 09:54:27 PM  
When I used to work for a video game company doing tech support, we'd have asshat parents calling in and complaining that their kids were addicted to the games.

My answer was usually "Put away the games for awhile and make them go play outside."

I wish the parents of these two pasty anti-social fatasses had called me.

 
anfrind 2009-03-14 09:54:29 PM  
I wonder how long until the follow-up story where one of the teens tells the cops to "lurk moar"?

 
bighasbeen [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 09:55:02 PM  
Maybe he thought "Pepper Spray" meant "ProActiv".

 
meatofmystery 2009-03-14 09:55:24 PM  
you wanna really scare em straight, link them to this fark thread and see what a dose of world wide ridicule does for ya.

 
NotWithoutAsswelts 2009-03-14 09:55:29 PM  
You would think they could breathe through their noses for long enough to have the picture taken, but no....

 
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