Best use of the whammy-bar ... EVAR.

C.C. Deville considers trademark infringement lawsuit

He'll have to get in line.

This is way cooler. (new window)

Great headline subby, but bet it goes over most of the young 'uns heads.

Let's not fret about that.

Kind of a Fender bender.

not impressed:

Stop! Wait a minute! Stop it, boy!
What do you think you're doing!? ...
That's no way to treat an expensive musical instrument!

/obscure?

Bravo, subby.

FTFA: A Palm Harbor man has been accused of attempted murder and aggravated battery after repeatedly hitting his sleeping roommate in the face with an electric guitar

Not enough details. Was his roommate a Yngwie Malmsteen impersonator? I think that's justifiable homicide in many areas.

phlegmmo: Let's not fret about that.

I agree. There's no sense in trying to string anyone along.

Yeesh. They sure know how to pick and choose their battles, don't they?

I was playing a punk gig in this shiathole dive and one of the regulars decided he didn't like me. All throughout our set he kept coming up and saying stupid shiat to me in between songs and I just laughed at him. Then he decided to start punching my fingers (I was singing and playing bass). I decided that next time he came up to me it was go time. Sure enough I open my eyes and there he is again. I clobber him in the jaw with my P-bass and sent him flying across the room into a bunch of tables. He then ended up getting drug out and beat up by someone else in the club for screwing around with some chicks. Good times.

baka-san: Great headline subby, but bet it goes over most of the young 'uns heads.

Sadly, indeed it does.

I thought all CC did with the guitar was talk to me?

Sorry but for the guys thinking kids would miss a Poison reference i think your too farking young to realize a Who-Pete Townshend reference wouldve worked better, he was the one who beat guitars to death onstage

Just goes to show you... don't stick your neck out for anybody.

Jeff Jarrett unavailable for comment?

Digitalstrange: Sorry but for the guys thinking kids would miss a Poison reference i think your too farking young to realize a Who-Pete Townshend reference wouldve worked better, he was the one who beat guitars to death onstage

The point is not smashing a guitar but smashing someone WITH a guitar. FAIL!

I think Townshend did actually whack a couple of people too though but you still fail.

*points and laughs*

baka-san: Great headline subby, but bet it goes over most of the young 'uns heads.

You are correct sir! I have no idea what this has to do with Poison. My mind immediately went to El Kabong, then to Pete Townsend. Enlighten me, what has this got to do with Poison?

/Yes, I'm serious

outatime: Was his roommate a Yngwie Malmsteen impersonator?

Are you saying if that were the case, that he may have unleashed the focking fury? ;)

nutkick_42: /Yes, I'm serious

I think he got charged with attacking someone with his guitar. I really farking hate Poison.

Some folks are flat picky.

huntercr: Stop! Wait a minute! Stop it, boy!
What do you think you're doing!? ...
That's no way to treat an expensive musical instrument!

/obscure?


No.


/nothing is obscure on Fark.

Poppa Boner: nutkick_42: /Yes, I'm serious

I think he got charged with attacking someone with his guitar. I really farking hate Poison.

Me too, it's always ending up in the drinks my ex makes for me, hospital stays and jail time ensue... It's a wicked cycle.

Wait we haven't had this new window yet

I'm pretty sure the first assault with a guitar was by some unknown minstril in medieval times

BillDozer357: Jeff Jarrett unavailable for comment?

The Honky Tonk Man probably had something to do with that...

PfizerX: Me too, it's always ending up in the drinks my ex makes for me, hospital stays and jail time ensue... It's a wicked cycle.

Yeah but I bet the sex was great.

Poppa Boner: Digitalstrange: Sorry but for the guys thinking kids would miss a Poison reference i think your too farking young to realize a Who-Pete Townshend reference wouldve worked better, he was the one who beat guitars to death onstage

The point is not smashing a guitar but smashing someone WITH a guitar. FAIL!

I think Townshend did actually whack a couple of people too though but you still fail.

*points and laughs*

Ah, didnt hear that story. Was into poison during my high school days but then went into the Navy and fell into a cultural vaccum due to being out of the country for 4 years. I found out about Sam Kinisons death a couple years after it hsppened in the same fashion. Someone brought up his death and I was like "Huh?" evetyone else considered it common knowledge but when it occured it wasnt big news in Baharain

Oldiron_79: I'm pretty sure the first assault with a guitar was by some unknown minstril in medieval times

No guitars in medieval times. Maybe lute bashing but guitars as we know them have only been around for about 150 years or so.

Yay! Something a can be nerdy at!

There was the guitarist who borrowed a guitar at a concert and windmilled a whammy bar through the palm of his hand. He had never played a guitar with a whammy bar before.

Poppa Boner: Yay! Something I can be nerdy at!

HURRRRR!!!!

huntercr: Stop! Wait a minute! Stop it, boy!
What do you think you're doing!? ...
That's no way to treat an expensive musical instrument!

/obscure?

I remember everything! I remember every little
thing as if it happened only yesterday.I was
barely 17 and I once killed a boy with a fender
guitar. I don't remember if it was a Telecaster or
a Stratocaster,but i do remember that it had a
heart of chrome and a voice like a horny angel. I
don't remember if it was a Telecaster or a
Stratocaster, but I do remember that it wasn't at
all easy. It required the perfect combination of
the right powerchords and the precise angle from
which to strike. The guitar bled for about a week
afterwards and the blood was ooh... dark and rich
like wild berries. The blood of the guitar was
Chuck Berry red! The guitar bled for about a week
afterwards and it rung out beautifully , and I was
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able to play notes that I had never even heard
before. So I took my guitar and I smashed it
against the wall!! I smashed it against the
floor!! I smashed it against the body of a varsity
cheerleader!! I smashed it against the hood of a
car I smashed it agianst a 1981-Harley Davidson...
The Harley howled in pain, the guitar howled in
heat! I ran up the stairs to my parents bedroom
Mommy and Daddy were sleeping in the moonlight
slowly I opened the door creeping in the shadows
right up to the foot of the bed I raised my guitar
high above my head and just as I was about to
bring the guitar crashing down upon the center of
the bed my father woke up screaming: "stop...wait
a minute..stop it,boy" "what do you think you're
doing??? That's no way to treat an expensive
musical instrument" And I said "god damn it,
daddy!!!You know I love you....." "BUT YOU GOT A
HELL OF A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT ROCK AND ROLL!!!!!"

Kurt Cobain actually slugged someone in the head with a guitar. CC Deville wouldn't have wanted to smudge his makeup.

TheShavingofOccam123: There was the guitarist who borrowed a guitar at a concert and windmilled a whammy bar through the palm of his hand. He had never played a guitar with a whammy bar before.

HAHAHAHA!!! Priceless. I was in a Who tribute for a while and was on the backswing of a full on windmill as the drummer was hitting one of his cymbals. I caught the edge of it with one of my knuckles and proceeded to bleed all over the place. Blood is hard to get out of a white jumpsuit.

I always liked the clip of Keith Richards braining that dude on stage with a Telecaster, then going right back into the lick from "Satisfaction". Classic.

Oh, yeah...here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv1bM0pp_o4

Acid_Casualty: Kurt Cobain actually slugged someone in the head with a guitar.

I saw that video. It was a security guy and he was PISSED. Noveselic (sp?) had to get in between them before the guy smeared Kurt. Kurt looked really scared.

*good quality picture of Kurt Cobain hitting that bouncer with his guitar goes here*

/preferably hot linked
//couldn't find one
///all were blurry

ok nvm i'm too slow

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Even more prior art:

Poppa Boner: Acid_Casualty: Kurt Cobain actually slugged someone in the head with a guitar.

I saw that video. It was a security guy and he was PISSED. Noveselic (sp?) had to get in between them before the guy smeared Kurt. Kurt looked really scared.

I don't think he was that scared. He had a long history of violent behavior. Him and a friend once bludgeoned each other with two-by-fours until they were bloody pulps.

Actually, the joke was that his playing assaulted the ears.

Poppa Boner: PfizerX: Me too, it's always ending up in the drinks my ex makes for me, hospital stays and jail time ensue... It's a wicked cycle.

Yeah but I bet the sex was great.

You sir, have clearly never met my ex. If you do, you'll probably be sending me an e-mail containing the words: "Like farking a couch only more lifeless".

Digitalstrange: Sorry but for the guys thinking kids would miss a Poison reference i think your too farking young to realize a Who-Pete Townshend reference wouldve worked better, he was the one who beat guitars to death onstage

Pete Whonow?

/heh heh
//yer oooold

Came for Haruko, El Kabong, and the Honky Tonk Man.

Not disappointed at all.

Acid_Casualty: I don't think he was that scared. He had a long history of violent behavior. Him and a friend once bludgeoned each other with two-by-fours until they were bloody pulps.

He was scrambling away pretty quick. He looked totally pinned as well. Just my take on it though. I could be wrong. That vid shows how big of a dude Krist really is. Anyone know if he's playing with anyone? I really liked his walking bass lines.

PfizerX: "Like farking a couch only more lifeless"

*fap*

Guess he struck a wrong chord.

OMG, THIS IS SO OVER THE HEADS OF THE YOUNG ONES. LOLZZZZ.