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(Some Guy) Dumbass Attaching antlers to the doe you killed won't fool anybody. Probably won't work with the genitals, either   (wmur.com) divider line 71
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the biggest redneck here [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 05:39:52 PM  
The only reason to do that is to brag about it. And now he's got a type of worldwide attention. Mission accomplished?

 
kid_charlemagne 2009-03-14 06:22:55 PM  
I work at a strip club, so I see big fake racks all day long.

 
gulogulo 2009-03-14 06:24:27 PM  
the biggest redneck here: The only reason to do that is to brag about it. And now he's got a type of worldwide attention. Mission accomplished?

It sounds like he didn't actually need to bring in the carcass to check in his game, as it was only when an anonymous caller reported it and he was forced to confess. Or at least that's what I'd like to believe, that the people weren't that dumb at the check-in station.

I've worked those stations, and you do a pretty thorough check of the deer before registering it.

 
luckyeddie 2009-03-14 06:24:51 PM  
No-one's bolting antlers to my genitalia.

 
berylman 2009-03-14 06:25:03 PM  
img13.imageshack.us
what a trophy buck may look like

 
Hector Remarkable 2009-03-14 06:26:19 PM  
Deer-jacker?

 
7th Son of a 7th Son 2009-03-14 06:27:13 PM  
Well, the doe was a druid...

 
Poppa Boner [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 06:28:53 PM  
luckyeddie: No-one's bolting antlers to my genitalia.

That's what you think.

*sedates*

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 06:31:07 PM  
luckyeddie: No-one's bolting antlers to my genitalia.

Thank you. The bill for the new keyboard will be arriving shortly.

 
pounddawg 2009-03-14 06:31:25 PM  
What did the deer say as it walked out of the woods?

I'll never do that for a Buck again.

 
Thunderpipes 2009-03-14 06:32:34 PM  
My hometown!

 
luckyeddie 2009-03-14 06:32:53 PM  
Poppa Boner: luckyeddie: No-one's bolting antlers to my genitalia.

That's what you think.

*sedates*


Must be rhino antlers. Now I've got the horn.

 
Sarcaustic 2009-03-14 06:33:15 PM  
If it has antlers, it ain't a doe.

 
olddinosaur 2009-03-14 06:33:18 PM  
Sounds to me like all he had to do was keep his mouth shut and not shoot pictures and he would've gotten away with it.

DUMBASS.

 
mikaloyd 2009-03-14 06:34:31 PM  
Poppa Boner: luckyeddie: No-one's bolting antlers to my genitalia.

That's what you think.

*sedates*


Somebody gonna get the antler crotch.

 
luckyeddie 2009-03-14 06:34:36 PM  
apt that your name's poppa boner, I suppose.

/how did I miss that at the time?

 
sn68f [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 06:36:12 PM  
so, the question I want answered, is where did he get the antlers?

 
sn68f [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 06:37:40 PM  
sn68f: so, the question I want answered, is where did he get the antlers?

/without, you know, all the unnecessary commas.

 
AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 06:37:57 PM  
I smoke dried deer penis .....religiously.
/I see rudolph in my dreams

 
luckyeddie 2009-03-14 06:40:09 PM  
sn68f: so, the question I want answered, is where did he get the antlers?

He unbolted them from his genitalia. I think he was an acquaintance of Poppa Boner

 
mikaloyd 2009-03-14 06:42:59 PM  
hairy antler
img.alibaba.com

kidney care

 
Poppa Boner [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 06:44:05 PM  
mikaloyd: Somebody gonna get the antler crotch.

i21.photobucket.com

 
etymxris 2009-03-14 06:44:55 PM  
The real problem is not enough doe are killed. Everyone goes for the bucks, but all it takes is one buck to impregnate many does. So I can't see that killing a doe instead of a buck was a game violation. He must have hunted when it was illegal to do so.

 
mikaloyd 2009-03-14 06:47:39 PM  
etymxris: The real problem is not enough doe are killed. Everyone goes for the bucks, but all it takes is one buck to impregnate many does. So I can't see that killing a doe instead of a buck was a game violation. He must have hunted when it was illegal to do so.

www.gtlodge.com

 
Pud [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 06:48:39 PM  
berylman: what a trophy buck may look like

HEH ...Heh

/good one ....

 
Bill_Wick's_Friend 2009-03-14 06:49:37 PM  
www.tradevv.com

What if I attach 24 pieces of genitalia?

/tastes like chicken
/image is hot like srirachi

 
mikaloyd 2009-03-14 06:49:51 PM  
healthaffiliatenetwork.net

 
DeerNuts 2009-03-14 06:51:39 PM  
www.awn.com

Didn't work for this guy either.

 
mikaloyd 2009-03-14 06:53:47 PM  
sn68f: so, the question I want answered, is where did he get the antlers?

grannevacation.s3.amazonaws.com

 
Typhoid 2009-03-14 06:55:23 PM  
etymxris: The real problem is not enough doe are killed. Everyone goes for the bucks, but all it takes is one buck to impregnate many does. So I can't see that killing a doe instead of a buck was a game violation. He must have hunted when it was illegal to do so.

In every state I've hunted, even if you get a permit to hunt you still need a special "doe tag" in order to be allowed to hunt does. In Minnesota, it's a matter of a "lottery" and it's random.

/always "won"
//never gotten a doe

 
mikaloyd 2009-03-14 06:58:01 PM  
www.natural-products-review.com

 
maxheck 2009-03-14 07:00:37 PM  
So what exactly is the deal there anyway? Does are off-limits?

Legitimate question, I'm entirely ignorant of deer hunting. I did kill a deer once, someone was poaching in the state park near where I grew up, shot a 6-point buck but didn't go after it to finish the job.

My redneck buddy and I witnessed it, he came up with the idea of chasing it into the creekbed and having me catch it so we could put it out of it's misery. I being dumb as a brick, agreed. Bambi never looked so fierce.

I did manage to catch it and cut it's throat.

That's everything *I* know about deer hunting. But the owner of the place I'm renting doesn't allow sports hunters on his spread, and every doe for miles around seems to know this. There's a herd of about 20 wandering about the lawn at any given time and not a single buck amongst them.

I just keep thinking that I could fill the freezer with venison REAL EASY.

So are does off limits?

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 07:05:44 PM  
Doe, a deer, a female deer...

(Hope I got that stuck in all of YOUR heads also, bastards)

 
mikaloyd 2009-03-14 07:05:59 PM  
maxheck: So what exactly is the deal there anyway? Does are off-limits?

Legitimate question, I'm entirely ignorant of deer hunting. I did kill a deer once, someone was poaching in the state park near where I grew up, shot a 6-point buck but didn't go after it to finish the job.

My redneck buddy and I witnessed it, he came up with the idea of chasing it into the creekbed and having me catch it so we could put it out of it's misery. I being dumb as a brick, agreed. Bambi never looked so fierce.

I did manage to catch it and cut it's throat.

That's everything *I* know about deer hunting. But the owner of the place I'm renting doesn't allow sports hunters on his spread, and every doe for miles around seems to know this. There's a herd of about 20 wandering about the lawn at any given time and not a single buck amongst them.

I just keep thinking that I could fill the freezer with venison REAL EASY.

So are does off limits?


I just checked your profile. Washington D.C.

You cant shoot anything in D.C.

Not even armed robbers in your own house.

 
mikaloyd 2009-03-14 07:07:23 PM  
IXI Jim IXI: Doe, a deer, a female deer...

Ray, one killed poor Steve Irwin

 
otterrr 2009-03-14 07:09:07 PM  
maxheck: So what exactly is the deal there anyway? Does are off-limits?

Legitimate question, I'm entirely ignorant of deer hunting. I did kill a deer once, someone was poaching in the state park near where I grew up, shot a 6-point buck but didn't go after it to finish the job.

My redneck buddy and I witnessed it, he came up with the idea of chasing it into the creekbed and having me catch it so we could put it out of it's misery. I being dumb as a brick, agreed. Bambi never looked so fierce.

I did manage to catch it and cut it's throat.

That's everything *I* know about deer hunting. But the owner of the place I'm renting doesn't allow sports hunters on his spread, and every doe for miles around seems to know this. There's a herd of about 20 wandering about the lawn at any given time and not a single buck amongst them.

I just keep thinking that I could fill the freezer with venison REAL EASY.

So are does off limits?


You can only shoot what you have a tag for. Sounds like the guy had a buck tag and decided to shoot a doe instead.

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 07:09:39 PM  
mikaloyd: IXI Jim IXI: Doe, a deer, a female deer...

Ray, one killed poor Steve Irwin


Come on...at least stick with the song.

Ray, dropped Australia's favorite son...

 
XGoldenDragon514 [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 07:11:37 PM  
i think i know this guy. he lives in the woods and promises you candy if you dress like a furry animal and wrestle him.

 
3felines 2009-03-14 07:12:10 PM  
maxheck: So what exactly is the deal there anyway? Does are off-limits?

So are does off limits?


Check your neighboring states of MD and VA for licenses for out-of-state hunters, as you live in D.C. All the information should be online, as it is up here in NY.

And, by the way, "it's" means "it is." If you want to indicate the possessive, you should write "its." As in, "I did manage to catch it and cut its throat." Don't mean to go grammar-Nazi on you, as your post was otherwise literate and grammatically correct, but its/it's, your/you're, and their/they're are trigger points for me.

 
vgss 2009-03-14 07:12:44 PM  
So what happens when you really kill something you're not allowed to (doe or out-of-season animal). I know, cardinal rule of hunting is probably "know what you're shooting it", but it has to happen.

Is the only alternative to get that look on your face like when you're 11 and just hit a foul ball into Mr. Marley's window, then whisper "jeepers, let's get out of here!"

 
YixilTesiphon 2009-03-14 07:13:36 PM  
IXI Jim IXI: Doe, a deer, a female deer...

(Hope I got that stuck in all of YOUR heads also, bastards)


Motherfarker.

 
mikaloyd 2009-03-14 07:14:14 PM  
IXI Jim IXI: mikaloyd: IXI Jim IXI: Doe, a deer, a female deer...

Ray, one killed poor Steve Irwin

Come on...at least stick with the song.

Ray, dropped Australia's favorite son...


How many syllables are in "Ray, dropped Australia's favorite son"?

And how many are in "Ray a drop of golden son"?


Leave the butchering of song lyrics to the experts.

 
maxheck 2009-03-14 07:23:13 PM  
For those of you wondering why a person from DC is talking about shooting deer, I work in DC but live in MD.

Here's crappy cell-phone camera evidence of the potential meat locker:

img23.imageshack.us

img23.imageshack.us

3felines:

You raise a good point, please understand that at times my fingers move faster than my brain... :)

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 07:24:14 PM  
mikaloyd: And how many are in "Ray a drop of golden son"?


Leave the butchering of song lyrics to the experts.


"Irwin" was too much of a stretch for "sun"...

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 07:25:03 PM  
maxheck: Here's crappy cell-phone camera evidence of the potential meat locker:

Hell, forget shooting. Bring grenades.

 
Pud [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 07:25:47 PM  
mikaloyd: IXI Jim IXI: Doe, a deer, a female deer...

Ray, one killed poor Steve Irwin


K'Rap ....It is stuck in my head ....You bastard /biatch ...Make it go away .....

 
Constance Velocity 2009-03-14 07:29:05 PM  
mikaloyd: etymxris: The real problem is not enough doe are killed. Everyone goes for the bucks, but all it takes is one buck to impregnate many does. So I can't see that killing a doe instead of a buck was a game violation. He must have hunted when it was illegal to do so.

The point of hunting isn't to get rid of as many deer as you can, you know. Or maybe you don't.

//Bye bye passenger pigeon.

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 07:29:19 PM  
Pud: K'Rap ....It is stuck in my head ....You bastard /biatch ...Make it go away .....

Sorry...the hills are a live with the sound of butchered music.

 
3felines 2009-03-14 07:32:49 PM  
maxheck: For those of you wondering why a person from DC is talking about shooting deer, I work in DC but live in MD.

Here's crappy cell-phone camera evidence of the potential meat locker:
3felines:

You raise a good point, please understand that at times my fingers move faster than my brain... :)


Sorry to be a douche about it. Thanks for not jumping down my neck.

Nice looking does in the pics. What do you bet they know exactly where the D.C. boundary lines are, and hang out in D.C. during hunting season?

I have a relative with 19 acres in rural NY, and as soon as hunting season started, a herd of does moved onto the property and stayed there until hunting season was over.

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 07:36:55 PM  
3felines: I have a relative with 19 acres in rural NY, and as soon as hunting season started, a herd of does moved onto the property and stayed there until hunting season was over.

Evolution in action.

Now if they'll just learn to wait for cars to pass.

 
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