The only reason to do that is to brag about it. And now he's got a type of worldwide attention. Mission accomplished?

I work at a strip club, so I see big fake racks all day long.

the biggest redneck here: The only reason to do that is to brag about it. And now he's got a type of worldwide attention. Mission accomplished?

It sounds like he didn't actually need to bring in the carcass to check in his game, as it was only when an anonymous caller reported it and he was forced to confess. Or at least that's what I'd like to believe, that the people weren't that dumb at the check-in station.

I've worked those stations, and you do a pretty thorough check of the deer before registering it.

No-one's bolting antlers to my genitalia.

what a trophy buck may look like

Deer-jacker?

Well, the doe was a druid...

luckyeddie: No-one's bolting antlers to my genitalia.

That's what you think.

*sedates*

luckyeddie: No-one's bolting antlers to my genitalia.

Thank you. The bill for the new keyboard will be arriving shortly.

What did the deer say as it walked out of the woods?

I'll never do that for a Buck again.

My hometown!

Poppa Boner: luckyeddie: No-one's bolting antlers to my genitalia.

That's what you think.

*sedates*

Must be rhino antlers. Now I've got the horn.

If it has antlers, it ain't a doe.

Sounds to me like all he had to do was keep his mouth shut and not shoot pictures and he would've gotten away with it.

DUMBASS.

Poppa Boner: luckyeddie: No-one's bolting antlers to my genitalia.

That's what you think.

*sedates*

Somebody gonna get the antler crotch.

apt that your name's poppa boner, I suppose.

/how did I miss that at the time?

so, the question I want answered, is where did he get the antlers?

sn68f: so, the question I want answered, is where did he get the antlers?

/without, you know, all the unnecessary commas.

I smoke dried deer penis .....religiously.
/I see rudolph in my dreams

sn68f: so, the question I want answered, is where did he get the antlers?

He unbolted them from his genitalia. I think he was an acquaintance of Poppa Boner

mikaloyd: Somebody gonna get the antler crotch.

The real problem is not enough doe are killed. Everyone goes for the bucks, but all it takes is one buck to impregnate many does. So I can't see that killing a doe instead of a buck was a game violation. He must have hunted when it was illegal to do so.

etymxris: The real problem is not enough doe are killed. Everyone goes for the bucks, but all it takes is one buck to impregnate many does. So I can't see that killing a doe instead of a buck was a game violation. He must have hunted when it was illegal to do so.

berylman: what a trophy buck may look like

HEH ...Heh

/good one ....

What if I attach 24 pieces of genitalia?

/tastes like chicken
/image is hot like srirachi

Didn't work for this guy either.

sn68f: so, the question I want answered, is where did he get the antlers?

etymxris: The real problem is not enough doe are killed. Everyone goes for the bucks, but all it takes is one buck to impregnate many does. So I can't see that killing a doe instead of a buck was a game violation. He must have hunted when it was illegal to do so.

In every state I've hunted, even if you get a permit to hunt you still need a special "doe tag" in order to be allowed to hunt does. In Minnesota, it's a matter of a "lottery" and it's random.

/always "won"
//never gotten a doe

So what exactly is the deal there anyway? Does are off-limits?

Legitimate question, I'm entirely ignorant of deer hunting. I did kill a deer once, someone was poaching in the state park near where I grew up, shot a 6-point buck but didn't go after it to finish the job.

My redneck buddy and I witnessed it, he came up with the idea of chasing it into the creekbed and having me catch it so we could put it out of it's misery. I being dumb as a brick, agreed. Bambi never looked so fierce.

I did manage to catch it and cut it's throat.

That's everything *I* know about deer hunting. But the owner of the place I'm renting doesn't allow sports hunters on his spread, and every doe for miles around seems to know this. There's a herd of about 20 wandering about the lawn at any given time and not a single buck amongst them.

I just keep thinking that I could fill the freezer with venison REAL EASY.

So are does off limits?

Doe, a deer, a female deer...

(Hope I got that stuck in all of YOUR heads also, bastards)

maxheck: So what exactly is the deal there anyway? Does are off-limits?

Legitimate question, I'm entirely ignorant of deer hunting. I did kill a deer once, someone was poaching in the state park near where I grew up, shot a 6-point buck but didn't go after it to finish the job.

My redneck buddy and I witnessed it, he came up with the idea of chasing it into the creekbed and having me catch it so we could put it out of it's misery. I being dumb as a brick, agreed. Bambi never looked so fierce.

I did manage to catch it and cut it's throat.

That's everything *I* know about deer hunting. But the owner of the place I'm renting doesn't allow sports hunters on his spread, and every doe for miles around seems to know this. There's a herd of about 20 wandering about the lawn at any given time and not a single buck amongst them.

I just keep thinking that I could fill the freezer with venison REAL EASY.

So are does off limits?

I just checked your profile. Washington D.C.

You cant shoot anything in D.C.

Not even armed robbers in your own house.

IXI Jim IXI: Doe, a deer, a female deer...

Ray, one killed poor Steve Irwin

maxheck: So what exactly is the deal there anyway? Does are off-limits?

Legitimate question, I'm entirely ignorant of deer hunting. I did kill a deer once, someone was poaching in the state park near where I grew up, shot a 6-point buck but didn't go after it to finish the job.

My redneck buddy and I witnessed it, he came up with the idea of chasing it into the creekbed and having me catch it so we could put it out of it's misery. I being dumb as a brick, agreed. Bambi never looked so fierce.

I did manage to catch it and cut it's throat.

That's everything *I* know about deer hunting. But the owner of the place I'm renting doesn't allow sports hunters on his spread, and every doe for miles around seems to know this. There's a herd of about 20 wandering about the lawn at any given time and not a single buck amongst them.

I just keep thinking that I could fill the freezer with venison REAL EASY.

So are does off limits?

You can only shoot what you have a tag for. Sounds like the guy had a buck tag and decided to shoot a doe instead.

mikaloyd: IXI Jim IXI: Doe, a deer, a female deer...

Ray, one killed poor Steve Irwin

Come on...at least stick with the song.

Ray, dropped Australia's favorite son...

i think i know this guy. he lives in the woods and promises you candy if you dress like a furry animal and wrestle him.

maxheck: So what exactly is the deal there anyway? Does are off-limits?

So are does off limits?

Check your neighboring states of MD and VA for licenses for out-of-state hunters, as you live in D.C. All the information should be online, as it is up here in NY.

And, by the way, "it's" means "it is." If you want to indicate the possessive, you should write "its." As in, "I did manage to catch it and cut its throat." Don't mean to go grammar-Nazi on you, as your post was otherwise literate and grammatically correct, but its/it's, your/you're, and their/they're are trigger points for me.

So what happens when you really kill something you're not allowed to (doe or out-of-season animal). I know, cardinal rule of hunting is probably "know what you're shooting it", but it has to happen.

Is the only alternative to get that look on your face like when you're 11 and just hit a foul ball into Mr. Marley's window, then whisper "jeepers, let's get out of here!"

IXI Jim IXI: Doe, a deer, a female deer...

(Hope I got that stuck in all of YOUR heads also, bastards)

Motherfarker.

IXI Jim IXI: mikaloyd: IXI Jim IXI: Doe, a deer, a female deer...

Ray, one killed poor Steve Irwin

Come on...at least stick with the song.

Ray, dropped Australia's favorite son...

How many syllables are in "Ray, dropped Australia's favorite son"?

And how many are in "Ray a drop of golden son"?


Leave the butchering of song lyrics to the experts.

For those of you wondering why a person from DC is talking about shooting deer, I work in DC but live in MD.

Here's crappy cell-phone camera evidence of the potential meat locker:





3felines:

You raise a good point, please understand that at times my fingers move faster than my brain... :)

mikaloyd: And how many are in "Ray a drop of golden son"?


Leave the butchering of song lyrics to the experts.

"Irwin" was too much of a stretch for "sun"...

maxheck: Here's crappy cell-phone camera evidence of the potential meat locker:

Hell, forget shooting. Bring grenades.

mikaloyd: IXI Jim IXI: Doe, a deer, a female deer...

Ray, one killed poor Steve Irwin

K'Rap ....It is stuck in my head ....You bastard /biatch ...Make it go away .....

mikaloyd: etymxris: The real problem is not enough doe are killed. Everyone goes for the bucks, but all it takes is one buck to impregnate many does. So I can't see that killing a doe instead of a buck was a game violation. He must have hunted when it was illegal to do so.

The point of hunting isn't to get rid of as many deer as you can, you know. Or maybe you don't.

//Bye bye passenger pigeon.

Pud: K'Rap ....It is stuck in my head ....You bastard /biatch ...Make it go away .....

Sorry...the hills are a live with the sound of butchered music.

maxheck: For those of you wondering why a person from DC is talking about shooting deer, I work in DC but live in MD.

Here's crappy cell-phone camera evidence of the potential meat locker:
3felines:

You raise a good point, please understand that at times my fingers move faster than my brain... :)

Sorry to be a douche about it. Thanks for not jumping down my neck.

Nice looking does in the pics. What do you bet they know exactly where the D.C. boundary lines are, and hang out in D.C. during hunting season?

I have a relative with 19 acres in rural NY, and as soon as hunting season started, a herd of does moved onto the property and stayed there until hunting season was over.

3felines: I have a relative with 19 acres in rural NY, and as soon as hunting season started, a herd of does moved onto the property and stayed there until hunting season was over.

Evolution in action.

Now if they'll just learn to wait for cars to pass.