"It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether!"

"It's an entirely different kind of flying"

"They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash."

"There's a sale at Penney's!"

Came hear for the Airplane references, already tickled pink- I had the lasagna.

Amusing? Did the Scary tag miss the flight?

The fog's getting thicker!!!

and Leon's getting laaaaaaaaaaaaaarger!!

I'll have the fish.

When you die in an air crash, subby, the Amusing tag will be here for you.

What the heck is a Red Arrow?

DrForrester: When you die in an air crash, subby, the Amusing tag will be here for you.

haha, scary tag has pancreatic cancer and can't even be aroused from his hospital bed

stolibro

Red Arrows (new window)

00ghost27: DrForrester: When you die in an air crash, subby, the Amusing tag will be here for you.

haha, scary tag has pancreatic cancer and can't even be aroused from his hospital bed

Thanks for having absolutely no tact DrForrester. Do you even care that the Scary tag and his rarely used wife, Surprisebuttsecks, have only days left together?

stolibro: What the heck is a Red Arrow?

UK Aerobatics team:
http://www.raf.mod.uk/reds

the information about the Hawks' position had been "ambiguous" and there was confusion over whether the pilots were in Bristol or Cardiff airspace.

You know what other ambiguous, confusing person was often in Cardiff airspace?



/also that other guy

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

sinner3405

Thanks for having absolutely no tact DrForrester. Do you even care that the Scary tag and his rarely used wife, Surprisebuttsecks, have only days left together?

Imagine the number of greenlights a person could get if there really were a Surprisebuttsecks tag.

The article left me a little confused. Was there any "doubt that any risk of collision had been quickly and effectively removed?"

aphexcoil5

Roger Roger

Also, from another movie...

"Alpha Velveeta Knuckle Underwear, requesting permission to land"

I didn't realize that the RAF had F-117s...

Lovely headline, subby.

/ I dunno, I just find ATC jokes endlessly amusing

"Joey, do you like movies about Gladiators?"

Cheeze It: aphexcoil5

Roger Roger

Also, from another movie...

"Alpha Velveeta Knuckle Underwear, requesting permission to land"

I'm sorry, did you just call Hot Shots "another movie"? Blasphemy.

Gentlemen, we've waited a long time to hear this. In exactly five hours and 17 minutes, we hit the enemy toast.

He's all over the place, 900 feet, up to 1300 feet . . .
what an asshole

A hospital, what is it?

Theological Farker: Cheeze It: aphexcoil5

Roger Roger

Also, from another movie...

"Alpha Velveeta Knuckle Underwear, requesting permission to land"

I'm sorry, did you just call Hot Shots "another movie"? Blasphemy.

Gentlemen, we've waited a long time to hear this. In exactly five hours and 17 minutes, we hit the enemy toast.

"If you cannot reach your primary target, your secondary targets are here and here, an accordion factory and a mime school."

maxwellton: Amusing? Did the Scary tag miss the flight?
That.
and they sound like they're downplaying this in a big way "jolly good, nothing to worry about, just a minor incident, hardly an incident at all, really..."
whatever.

semiotix: You know what other ambiguous, confusing person was often in Cardiff airspace?

came for doctor references, wasn't dissapointed.

Saw them in the states once. Sorry, can't say I was impressed. Thunderbirds have way more precision.

I don't get half the references, but this thread cracked me up for some unknown reason!!!

/drunk at 2:00 might have something to do with it

devilskware: I don't get half the references, but this thread cracked me up for some unknown reason

You haven't seen Airplane?
You sir, are banninated from Farkdom FOREVER!!!

I saw the RA team at RAF Mildenhall a couple times in the eighties. First time the formation came in to land, the leader went off the runway into the grass. They weren't alone though. A B52 parked on the hammerhead was refueled wrong and an outrigger gear stuck in the grass deep.

JaCiNto: I didn't realize that the RAF had F-117s...

...or that they were so large!

"Now then lads, do try to keep up."
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Commander Lysdexic:
A hospital, what is it?

It's a large building with a lot of sick people in it, but that's not important right now.

Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Male announcer: [later] The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!
Male announcer: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shiat again.
[Later]
Male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

Oberon_fx: Saw them in the states once. Sorry, can't say I was impressed. Thunderbirds have way more precision.

That must take a lot of practice.


Low and hot!

The last thing he said to me, doc, he said, "Sometime when the crew is up against it, the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then doc, he said, but I won't smell too good, that's for sure.

Somewhere over the ocean near Vietnam, 1970:

A B52 is being escorted by an F-4 Phantom.

Phantom pilot does a barrell roll "What did you think of that?" The phantom pilot says to the B-52 crew. "Your turn."

B-52 pilot gets on the radio. "I just turned off two of my engines. Your turn."

simpsonfan: Somewhere over the ocean near Vietnam, 1970:

A B52 is being escorted by an F-4 Phantom.

Phantom pilot does a barrell roll "What did you think of that?" The phantom pilot says to the B-52 crew. "Your turn."

B-52 pilot gets on the radio. "I just turned off two of my engines. Your turn."

B-52 pilot: My copilot was getting his steak out of the oven, can you do that again?

simpsonfan: Somewhere over the ocean near Vietnam, 1970:

A B52 is being escorted by an F-4 Phantom.

Phantom pilot does a barrell roll "What did you think of that?" The phantom pilot says to the B-52 crew. "Your turn."

B-52 pilot gets on the radio. "I just turned off two of my engines. Your turn."




"If the pilot's good, see, I mean if he's reeeally sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low... oh you oughta see it sometime. It's a sight. A big plane like a '52... varrrooom! Its jet exhaust... frying chickens in the barnyard! "

A Canadian 707 was escorting some F-18's to Germany, over the north Atlantic (yes, I really was in in the Air Force back then). An F-18 pilot radios the Boeing crew and says "watch this". He then proceeds to do a slow roll. The Boeing pilot answers back "yeah, that's cool and all, but I can do better". For the next several minutes, the F-18 pilot watches as the Boeing continues straight and level. Finally, he can't stand it and calls the Boeing pilot to ask when he's going to do his trick. The Boeing pilot answers back " While you were sitting there, I went in the back, took a dump and now I'm sipping a coffee. How's your diaper doing?".

Cheers.

The Brits must be farkin stupid to try and fly stunts in poor weather. I went to an air show where the Thunderbirds canceled just because the haze was affecting visibility.

cazman: devilskware: I don't get half the references, but this thread cracked me up for some unknown reason

You haven't seen Airplane?
You sir, are banninated from Farkdom FOREVER!!!

It's been awhile. I got some of the Airplane references.

A "C" grade...that's barely passing...