Doesn't matter. I'd still shiat my pants.

I've had it with these motherfarking snakes in my motherfarking luggage!

those things look pretty darn real.
/wouldn't have acted any differently

See? This is why they ask you never to leave luggage unattended.

[Stupid] "Hey look, I just came back from a trip and there is a snake in my luggage. I'll just grab it because it is surely fake."

Antidamascus: [Stupid] "Hey look, I just came back from a trip and there is a snake in my luggage. I'll just grab it because it is surely fake."

This

That'd be an interesting 911 call

"There's a snake in my luggage!"

"Are you sure it's real?"

"What?!"

"Can you throw something at it? See if it moves?"

"Are you crazy?!"

I have a feeling a baggage handler got bored and slipped that in there.

Came for Snakes on a Plane thread, disappointed.

Oldiron_79: Came for Snakes on a Plane thread, disappointed.

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There...

I bet it was a TSA jerkwad screener trying to be funny. Maybe that's just because I hate the TSA and am projecting, though.

Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick. But, when a suitcase slithers, then the throwers gotta call the police. Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a snake... always use the indefinite article "a snake", never "your snake".

/got nothing

Wanted for questioning.

I wish I lived in a town where this qualified as newsworthy.

It's still preferable to finding charred monkey remains.

"...make sure it's real before you call 911"

Same rule applies to guns and bombs, right?

Just give the thing a shake and see what happens.

Badger badger badger badger...

If you don't know anything about snakes, it's better to be safe than sorry. I wish there was a picture though, because we have no way of knowing exactly how lifelike the snake was so we could decide if the guy was right or we should point and laugh.

What the hell? Why are people such pussies when it comes to snakes?

For god's sake, poke it with a stick or something. Even a poisonous snake won't be able to bite you that way.

Shishkani: What the hell? Why are people such pussies when it comes to snakes?

For god's sake, poke it with a stick or something. Even a poisonous snake won't be able to bite you that way.

Look, we've all seen the documentary. Snakes can no only leap far distances, but their bite is like acid. Poisonous acid.
Not only will they kill you in a matter of seconds, they'll actual begin to melt your flesh from the inside-out. This is not something you fark around with.

What a rubber snake may look like:

Came for the SOAP references...was not disappointed!

HalfPiper: Came for the SOAP references...was not disappointed!



OH now, don't lie. Everything about Snakes on a Plane was disappointment.

Bunnyhat: HalfPiper: Came for the SOAP references...was not disappointed!



OH now, don't lie. Everything about Snakes on a Plane was disappointment.

Watching it drunk and with a bunch of immature friends is a lot different than watching it with a date.

tarhammer: I've had it with these motherfarking snakes fakes in my motherfarking luggage!

Lamune_Baba: Shishkani: What the hell? Why are people such pussies when it comes to snakes?

For god's sake, poke it with a stick or something. Even a poisonous snake won't be able to bite you that way.

Look, we've all seen the documentary. Snakes can no only leap far distances, but their bite is like acid. Poisonous acid.
Not only will they kill you in a matter of seconds, they'll actual begin to melt your flesh from the inside-out. This is not something you fark around with.

Exactly. Also, snakes are not only incredibly fast and can leap 50 feet at the speed of sound, but they are amazingly intelligent and nearly psychic. A snake will lie in wait appearing to be dead until you're close enough, at which point it will uncoil with lightning speed, leap past any weapon you might have, and bite. If it misses, it will lunge past you, recover like a puma on speed, and leap for you again, before your slow mammalian reflexes can react.

They're cunning bastards. In fact, there's probably one sneaking up on you right now.

Lamune_Baba: Shishkani: What the hell? Why are people such pussies when it comes to snakes?

For god's sake, poke it with a stick or something. Even a poisonous snake won't be able to bite you that way.

Look, we've all seen the documentary. Snakes can no only leap far distances, but their bite is like acid. Poisonous acid.
Not only will they kill you in a matter of seconds, they'll actual begin to melt your flesh from the inside-out. This is not something you fark around with.

This will be the tagline in snakes on a plane 2: requiem of snakes

Lamune_Baba: Shishkani: What the hell? Why are people such pussies when it comes to snakes?

For god's sake, poke it with a stick or something. Even a poisonous snake won't be able to bite you that way.

Look, we've all seen the documentary. Snakes can no only leap far distances, but their bite is like acid. Poisonous acid.
Not only will they kill you in a matter of seconds, they'll actual begin to melt your flesh from the inside-out. This is not something you fark around with.

I've been bitten by several non-poisonous snakes (the only kind I'll get that close too - I'm only so stupid and no more) and I can assure you that none of them leapt onto me.

/I'll fark around with what I like
//Snakes included

Shishkani: I've been bitten by several non-poisonous snakes (the only kind I'll get that close too - I'm only so stupid and no more) and I can assure you that none of them leapt onto me.

Yeah, but were they on crack?

Maybe it was a real snake practicing Safe Snaking.