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(CBS News) Dumbass Malaysian man mistakes his neighbor for a monkey, goes apeshiat   (cbsnews.com) divider line 26
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StoneColdAtheist 2009-03-14 03:10:04 PM  
The man was charged with 'illegally discharging a firearm' ... not shooting the woman. Makes sense...biatch was stealing his fruits!

 
ultraholland 2009-03-14 03:11:57 PM  
Is the Prime Minister OK?

 
Fano 2009-03-14 03:12:22 PM  
What man may look like:th06.deviantart.com

 
ultraholland 2009-03-14 03:14:10 PM  
Fano: What man may look like:

She shouldn't have been shoopin his fruits.

 
buckler 2009-03-14 03:15:27 PM  
I wish I lived in a place where people are mistaken for monkeys.

 
farkin_Gary [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 03:18:02 PM  
That's it, we need to ban fruit, monkeys, neighbors and guns.

Then, this sort of thing could never happen.

 
The Invisible Sky Wizard 2009-03-14 03:19:52 PM  
He's gettin' charged in Malaysia.

 
farkin_Gary [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 03:21:39 PM  
The Invisible Sky Wizard: He's gettin' charged in Malaysia.

Yes, I know. I read TFA.

 
thinks_on_feet 2009-03-14 03:22:21 PM  
If I had a nickel for every time I've done the same thing...

 
Arkanaut 2009-03-14 03:27:07 PM  
That's racist!!!

 
FarkWhat 2009-03-14 03:28:00 PM  
Are just you writing these stories now for my girl ug?
Thats my love nickname ive given her ug. You can look foward to seeing a lot more of her. You know you want her!!! I was here first! Get in line Buddyy!!!
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The Mad Highlander 2009-03-14 03:28:42 PM  
thefug.com

 
Ape Shiat Nuts 2009-03-14 03:29:56 PM  
Is someone here looking for me? I thought I heard my name being called...

 
JoeCowboy 2009-03-14 03:45:20 PM  
Did he taunt him?

JC

 
clipperbox 2009-03-14 03:46:53 PM  
primates.ximian.com

 
mansonozz 2009-03-14 03:54:15 PM  
www.kendravision.com

 
b0rg9 2009-03-14 04:08:24 PM  
pics.ohlawd.net

 
ProdigalSigh 2009-03-14 04:19:14 PM  
Nobby's gonna be upset when learns that someone shot his mom.

 
special20 2009-03-14 04:36:22 PM  
buckler: I wish I lived in a place where people are mistaken for monkeys.

It happens in the south all the time.

 
meatofmystery 2009-03-14 04:44:21 PM  
no "that's racist" kid yet?

 
WordsnCollision 2009-03-14 04:48:59 PM  
www.executivesurfclub.com

/has fans in Malaysia

 
The Bananadragon 2009-03-14 04:58:33 PM  
Never, EVER call him a monkey.

/ook

 
Linux_Yes [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 07:38:41 PM  
that is called a "sound shot"

shooting at something before you can visually verify the target.

really dumb.

 
Isildur 2009-03-14 09:46:22 PM  
farkin_Gary: The Invisible Sky Wizard: He's gettin' charged in Malaysia.

Yes, I know. I read TFA.


*whoooosh*

 
jshine 2009-03-14 10:44:25 PM  
The Mad Highlander

While the Bush/chimp image made me laugh at first too, on further reflection it's kinda stupid. After all, he (and all of us) are about 98% chimp in a genetic sense. They're our closest living relatives. It seems completely reasonable that we'd resemble one another.

 
Egalitarian [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-03-15 03:15:58 AM  
jshine
The Mad Highlander

While the Bush/chimp image made me laugh at first too, on further reflection it's kinda stupid. After all, he (and all of us) are about 98% chimp in a genetic sense. They're our closest living relatives. It seems completely reasonable that we'd resemble one another.


After watching the recent BBC version of "Bleak House" where every actor was filmed in screen-filling close-ups, I have to say some people are just really chimpy looking. Mr. Deadlock and Guppie especially. Something about the way their mouth protrudes and the type of wrinkling on the upper lips. This is especially funny in the case of Deadlock who is the very model of an aristocratic lord, but still looks damn apish.

 
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