Comments I understand.

Complaints? Must be uggos.

/Love me some 'Wicked Lady'

That's the most shocking thing seen on "John St", really?

I've seen plenty of things like that. It's called the interweb

A spit sock was placed on her and she was transported to jail.

A dirty gym sock was placed on the witnesses.

Sometimes "Worthless Without Pics" just doesn't say enough.

"Can you describe the ruckus, sir?"

what's a spit sock? I gather the concept, but (obviously) have never seen one. who makes them? mattel, playtex, GM?

Officers had contact with the female subject earlier that day and at that time cited her for disorderly conduct for cursing excessively.

During the latest incident, she was warned twice about cursing and began spitting when she was placed in the cruiser.

"I understand you're topless and trying to beat the sh*t out of that other chick, but let's watch the language, shall we?"

Huron77: what's a spit sock? I gather the concept, but (obviously) have never seen one. who makes them? mattel, playtex, GM?

Looks like a bee mask somewhat.

Link (new window)

Why are women always getting their shirts and bras ripped off during fights? Damn, women are treacherous. A guy just wants to knock you out, but a woman wants to hurt you and embarrass you as well.

This Thread is Useless Without Pics

Benjimin_Dover: Huron77: what's a spit sock? I gather the concept, but (obviously) have never seen one. who makes them? mattel, playtex, GM?

Looks like a bee mask somewhat.

Link (new window)

Someone post the pic from that site. That dude is so freaked out by what he's being asked to pose in. I'm certain he thought "modeling" meant something very, very different.

How the fark did they get a gym sock of her head?
Oh, slight misunderstanding there. My 'spit' sock looks much different.

I bet alcohol was somehow involved.

/obvious

Atomic Spunk: I bet alcohol crank was somehow involved.

noYOUare: Benjimin_Dover: Huron77: what's a spit sock? I gather the concept, but (obviously) have never seen one. who makes them? mattel, playtex, GM?

Looks like a bee mask somewhat.

Link (new window)

Someone post the pic from that site. That dude is so freaked out by what he's being asked to pose in. I'm certain he thought "modeling" meant something very, very different.



/Hot

NEVER stop a chick fight!

Obryn: noYOUare: Benjimin_Dover: Huron77: what's a spit sock? I gather the concept, but (obviously) have never seen one. who makes them? mattel, playtex, GM?

Looks like a bee mask somewhat.

Link (new window)

Someone post the pic from that site. That dude is so freaked out by what he's being asked to pose in. I'm certain he thought "modeling" meant something very, very different.



/Hot

"You're sure my career's gonna take off after this, right? RIGHT?"

noYOUare: Obryn: noYOUare: Benjimin_Dover: Huron77: what's a spit sock? I gather the concept, but (obviously) have never seen one. who makes them? mattel, playtex, GM?

Looks like a bee mask somewhat.

Link (new window)

Someone post the pic from that site. That dude is so freaked out by what he's being asked to pose in. I'm certain he thought "modeling" meant something very, very different.



/Hot

"You're sure my career's gonna take off after this, right? RIGHT?"

"Not until we take the "After" pics of its performance. Now, if you can just hack one up for us we can GBTW."

chef_riggy: What a topless woman might look like. Link (new window) (NSFW)

So by 'topless' the author meant the woman was engaging in pugilistics whilst her golden bozos were titillating in the wind?

Oh my.

A polar bear in a snow storm?

Did not bother reading the rest of TFA after: "Several complaints were made on John Street about a topless female trying to fight another female."

The word "complaints" made no sense to in that context.

I have my own spit sock. It is kind of crusty and stands up by itself.

Erg... "made no sense TO ME in that context..."

And...

"A spit sock was placed on her"

Back in my day, we called that a rubber, or a rain coat, or a jimmy hat, or a wrap, or simply a Trojan...

what spit sock may look like


Isn't this what they warn you not to do with plastic bags?

/for ghodssake don't GIS for "spit sock"
//especially unfiltered

Being a former Daytonian, and knowing where John St is, this thread is fine without pics, TYVM.

social benthos: I've seen plenty of things like that.

Seriously. Welcome to the 21st century, Daytona.

Everyone that wasn't shocked was too busy fapping to call the cops.

ms9vy: social benthos: I've seen plenty of things like that.

Seriously. Welcome to the 21st century, Daytona.

theres no "a" at the end.

/lifelong resident of the dying-ass city.

Unless she's 60 or pushing two and a half bills, who am I to complain.

Assgasket: "Can you describe the ruckus, sir?"

"Two chicks are fighting like it's their birthday, and nobody gives a damn that it's not their birthday."

hey John St.


wanna know how i know your gay

TFA is so rich withh potential puns that I just donn't know where to start.

/bet she raised more than a ruckus

I spent a summer studying in London. One Saturday at 2 in the morning, I was greeted with the sight of two reasonably attractive, trashy women fighting on the street below over a pair of shoes.

"Give me back my shoes, you c*nt!"

"fark you, you trashy whore!"

Then the hair-pulling and dress-tugging commenced. The cops didn't show up for about 10 minutes.

/I needed a cigarette afterwards.

Who the hell calls the cops over that? Killjoys.

social benthos: I've seen plenty of things like that. It's called the interweb

Came here to point out that men all over the world would gladly pay money to see something like this, and then there's people complaining about it.

Must either be women, or someone forced to call the cops by their woman.

"Yes honey, I'm calling the cops right now. I just have to go out there and get a closer look... For a description to the cops, of course.

KRYTEN: Breakfast is served, sir. (Noticing the TV, he sounds disgusted) Oh, boxing. Do you _like_ boxing?

LISTER: There's nothing wrong with boxing. It's one of the great working class escapes, is boxing. It's just sport, like any other. Two highly trained athletes at the peak of physical perfection trying to outwit each other in a ring of combat. In fact, at it's best, it's not a sport -- it's an artform.

KRYTEN: Female, topless boxing?

LISTER: Talk to me, Kryten.

KRYTEN: Well... they're not even hitting one another. They just appear to be standing in the centre of the ring and jiggling up and down. So which one are you rooting for, sir?

LISTER: I'm just praying that it goes the distance!

/not even remotely obscure

If people were complaining, I seriously doubt that the two women looked like they were straight out of the casting call for Pussy Fight 3: Thunder Boobz Smackdown. They were probably more likely to cause cries of 'Dear God, my eyes!'.

How many hours did they wait before calling to say they were shocked.

If they're hot, don't call cops.

If they're ugly, call cops.

But what to do if one is hot, one is ugly?

Wasn't John Street the mayor of Philadelphia?

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simpsonfan: If they're hot, don't call cops.

If they're ugly, call cops.

But what to do if one is hot, one is ugly?

Help the hot one?