FTFA:
"According to court records, Sainsbury and the student kissed and touched, but there is no evidence they had sex."

Reading comprehension: subby doesn't have it.

These were all female PE teachers- was the obvious tag on holiday?

ricewater_stool: These were all female PE teachers- was the obvious tag on holiday?

Uh, yeah. It's axiomatic.

Thaaat would take a few beers and a bag over the head to hit.

SilentStrider: Thaaat would take a few beers and a bag over the head to hit.

Nono, a definite two-bagger here.

Supervising the showers after gym class?

/got nothin'

shower, some proactive and two beers

/gods fist etc

Procedural Texture: FTFA:
"According to court records, Sainsbury and the student kissed and touched, but there is no evidence they had sex."

Reading comprehension: subby doesn't have it.

Uh, With lesbians - most of their sexual stuff IS touch.

/ Alot more like that "foreplay" stuff the wives complains about to their lazy hubbies.

// Is taco-grinding sex or touch??

All three alleged offending PE teachers are from the same school district...

Why couldn't they just get together with EACH OTHER instead of their students?!?!? Obviously there is not a lack people with similar sexual orientation available in the area.

//bye bye jail &/or sex-offender list time for youz.
///not smart enough to 'teach' our kids anything anyway apparently.

FTA: Deputy District Attorney Mike Fletcher, head of the sexual assault team. "But teachers are no more likely than doctors, lawyers or newspaper reporters to commit these crimes.

I got a laugh out of that.

CrispFlows: // Is taco-grinding sex or touch??

Taco grinding? You're a real class act. Call it scissor kicking, for pity's sake.

Male students vow to reorganize, try fap harder

ftfy subby

hogans: CrispFlows: // Is taco-grinding sex or touch??

Taco grinding? You're a real class act. Call it scissor kicking, for pity's sake.

Wut?! I call it a 'camel-toe low five'

/or 'two', I guess

DeRosso: hogans: CrispFlows: // Is taco-grinding sex or touch??

Taco grinding? You're a real class act. Call it scissor kicking, for pity's sake.

Wut?! I call it a 'camel-toe low five'

/or 'two', I guess

Clam Busting

hogans: Call it scissor kicking, for pity's sake.



Scissor me timbers

hogans: CrispFlows: // Is taco-grinding sex or touch??

Taco grinding? You're a real class act. Call it scissor kicking, for pity's sake.
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!!

Glenn Close lips + square jaw = unfortunate pull in the genetic lottery. The eyebrows she did to herself though.

Commander Lysdexic: DeRosso: hogans: CrispFlows: // Is taco-grinding sex or touch??

Taco grinding? You're a real class act. Call it scissor kicking, for pity's sake.

Wut?! I call it a 'camel-toe low five'

/or 'two', I guess
Clam Busting

Oyster shucking

On another note...



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/Links are hot
//They are not

Separated at birth?

Procedural Texture: FTFA:
"According to court records, Sainsbury and the student kissed and touched, but there is no evidence they had sex."

Reading comprehension: subby doesn't have it.

according to current philosophy in sex therapy, any intimate contact between two people is sex.

And today we stand, as a nation, on the brink of disaster, reaching for a new day in America, striving towards a new dawn and a brighter day, we turn our attentions toward who rubbed what against whom, and how.

If you have a female PE teacher who doesn't wear any makeup, is single and calls her class "her girls", you probably got a stereotype on your hands. Some parents get a little edgy when their kids start getting their asses promoted gay folks who are in charge of them, during the day.

And yet, hoo boy! Page 1! Who knew?

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/Links are hot
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LOL. Cut of your jib and all that

Maybe that's what Obama's new "Women and Girls" department is all about!

JC

NotSubby: w-w-w: On another note...

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LOL. Cut of your jib and all that

Thanks! 52 seconds separating great minds...

bunner: Some parents get a little edgy when their kids start getting their asses promoted gay folks who are in charge of them, during the day.



huh?

PacManDreaming: Ick!

Its a man baby.

Look at the Adam's apple

w-w-w: NotSubby: w-w-w: On another note...

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LOL. Cut of your jib and all that

Thanks! 52 seconds separating great minds...

You may want to check your math there, Skippy.

Lesbian sex with a female student? As opposed to lesbian sex with a male student?
(Captain Literal away!!!)

She converted to lesbianism after an encounter with this guy:

is that rocky dennis?

Getting a kick out of this thread. I graduated from Prospect in '98. I think Megan was a year ahead of me. Definitely remember the name, and the DO NOT WANT factor.

bunner: Some parents get a little edgy when their kids start getting their asses promoted gay folks who are in charge of them, during the day.

I puzzled over this for a minute, and then went to Babelfish for help. Perhaps you meant:

Some parents obtain a irritable little one when their kidskin begin to obtain their asses have promoted people gaie that are people in charge of they, during the day (Italian and back).

Certain parents take few [nebrika] when they begin their children their donkeys they promoted their homosexual populations that are their persons in charge for, at the duration of day (Greek and back).

The parent of some person their children Japan and China the cheerful people who take charge of those which are promoted, profit beginning a little, when their donkeys, the blade is sharp, you obtain (Japanese and back).

w-w-w: On another note...

*rofl*

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: I puzzled over this for a minute, and then went to Babelfish for help. Perhaps you meant:

Some parents obtain a irritable little one when their kidskin begin to obtain their asses have promoted people gaie that are people in charge of they, during the day (Italian and back).

Certain parents take few [nebrika] when they begin their children their donkeys they promoted their homosexual populations that are their persons in charge for, at the duration of day (Greek and back).

The parent of some person their children Japan and China the cheerful people who take charge of those which are promoted, profit beginning a little, when their donkeys, the blade is sharp, you obtain (Japanese and back).

I'd like to pretend that I am puzzled over your lack of reading comprehension and that you're really ever so entertaining, but I don't pretend much.

FTFA
was arrested Wednesday on three misdemeanor counts of "annoying or molesting" a 17-year-old student, according to court documents.

I hope my wife never finds out that annoying is a misdemeanor, because I seem to annoy her all the time. If this gets out I may never see the inside of my house again.

Oh, I left out the word "by".

Wow, when I grow up, I want to use a forum to sift through posts looking for typographical and omission errors.

Content is silly.

: )

FTFA
was arrested Wednesday on three misdemeanor counts of "annoying or molesting" a 17-year-old student, according to court documents.

I didn't realize that "annoying" was a misdemeanor. That explains why this guy has been in hiding.



Take your pick on which one is more "annoying."

bunner: Oh, I left out the word "by".

Wow, when I grow up, I want to use a forum to sift through posts looking for typographical and omission errors.

Content is silly.

: )

the ox hath stretched his yoke in vain.

ben jovi cucumberledge: the ox hath stretched his yoke in vain.

And ya mama's pussy smell funny.

Content. Ya, know... just a little posturing room.

I love these threads where all the big wheel pseudo-intellectual wannabe comedians so graciously check their obvious literary superiority at the door long enough to smear some poo and smirk and hurl pissy insults. It reminds me how desperate some people are for validation, even from strangers. : )

My ignore lists strains at the yoke.

Bender The Offender: Bunner
Unless English is your second language, you should feel nothing but shame for that bit of word salad you're trying to pass off as a coherent post. Even more entertaining is you ridiculing people for failing to grasp the point of that literary abortion you felt like vomiting forth onto the internet

So, omitting one word means I vomited up a salad of illiteracy?

You can suck my dick.

How's that parse for you, you posturing, self important bag of sh*t?

: )

bunner: : )

First rule of TF: Don't argue with the liters

bunner: And ya mama's pussy smell funny.

ah yes the obligatory defeatist yo mamma snip. i take it my pseudo-intellectual liberal elitist ponderings have hit a nerve.

/ bunner for the loss
// for the record, my mamma's vag smells like violet petals kissing a breezy summer eve
/// or so im told

bunner: Bender The Offender: Bunner
Unless English is your second language, you should feel nothing but shame for that bit of word salad you're trying to pass off as a coherent post. Even more entertaining is you ridiculing people for failing to grasp the point of that literary abortion you felt like vomiting forth onto the internet

So, omitting one word means I vomited up a salad of illiteracy?

You can suck my dick.

How's that parse for you, you posturing, self important bag of sh*t?

: )

Let me be perfectly honest with you, the fact that I've reduced you to some whining, puling shiatbag in a public forum warms the cockles of my black heart. I find your infantile outbursts of profanity coupled with a massive inferiority complex secondary to a subnormal intellect to be not only amusing, but more importantly, ego validating because, regardless of what head injuries or illicit substances I ingest, I will never have to suffer the pure humility that is your existence. Now, you and your little buddy can have a $5 circle jerk and pretend it somehow makes the detrius spewing from that gaping vortex of idiocy relevant. :)

ben jovi cucumberledge: bunner: And ya mama's pussy smell funny.

ah yes the obligatory defeatist yo mamma snip. i take it my pseudo-intellectual liberal elitist ponderings have hit a nerve.

/ bunner for the loss
// for the record, my mamma's vag smells like violet petals kissing a breezy summer eve
/// or so im told


Are you still wondering why none of the other kids will play with you?

Think hard.

It ain't because you're too smart. : )

/that's "I'm" by the way
//ponderings" isn't a word.
///the filthy doorstep you're waving your broom at me from, let me show it to you,.

Ok, I give up.

Female teachers who look like females should not be allowed to teach male students.
Female teachers who look like men shouldn't be allowed to teach female students.
Female teacher who look like...OMFG WTF IS THAT?!?!??!!11!1...shoudln't be allowed to live.

-GWW