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(MumbaiMirror) Weird Wedding music upsets the neighbor's goat. Neighbor complains. Then things get a little Farky   (mumbaimirror.com) divider line 7
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candiru.fish 2009-03-14 12:04:10 PM  
"Please don't whistle," said the Farmer, "It aggravates my Gout."
"I'm perplexed," said the Whistler "How can whistling aggravate Gout?"
"Gout is the name of my goat," the farmer explained. "I have a pig named Palsy and a cat called Canker. Once I owned a dog by the mae of Novinger's syndrome,but his howling upset my wife, so I sold him to a tinker."

/first thing I thought of...

 
vkacademy [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 12:04:57 PM  
Mehboob. Hee hee.

 
BigMax 2009-03-14 12:46:44 PM  
Just cops finding obvious scapegoats.

/bah

 
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier 2009-03-14 02:39:08 PM  
Subby, you'll get canned for lack of a bad goat-related pun.

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 03:15:48 PM  

 
Feldspar Q. Walrustitty 2009-03-14 03:49:33 PM  
For the record, there were NO goats at my wedding.

And by "no goats" I mean only a few...

/dozen

 
Bad_ad85 2009-03-14 07:43:32 PM  
And he HAD to be a call center employee, eh?

 
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