Naked 28-year old drunk woman on my porch who?

SmackLT: Naked 28-year old drunk woman on my porch who?

Naked 28-year old drunk woman on my porch meet my penis.

Sort of a real life 'Hot or Not'.

Still - kinda cold here right now, I might have to let an ugly inebriated woman inside while I called the cops. Nobody wants an ugly corpse on the front lawn.

Jackpot.

"Thank you, God"


/couldn't find pic of that scene in Animal House.

Clearly another case of garlic high.

I was hoping this would be ElChode's neighbor.

Threas is worthless without pics.

This is the kind of thread where I click on it knowing exactly what everyone else is going to say.

Giggity.

TTIWWP

Personally I'm getting tired of women banging on my door in the middle of the night and I have to get up to let them out.

Jeff73: This is the kind of thread where I click on it knowing exactly what everyone else is going to say.

Helps put a perspective on life, doesn't it? Things are looking brighter already. Everything is going to be alright afterall.

FarkinHostile: "Thank you, God"


/couldn't find pic of that scene in Animal House.

I was watching an Animal House documentary sometime ago. That kid is now a preacher. So I guess he does thank God.

Dear Diary: Jackpot!

lokidecat: TTIWWP

What he said.

"Dear Penthouse Forum,
I used to think your letters were made up, but last night the most awesome thing happened..."

This happens all the time. However, this is the first time it has EVER been reported to the police/media/whoever.

/saw the article had no pics and dnrtfa.

Nothing to see here, move along.

BigMax: This happens all the time. However, this is the first time it has EVER been reported to the police/media/whoever.

/saw the article had no pics and dnrtfa.

If the guy had brought her inside and let her sober up, he'd probably get arrested for rape.

BigMax: This happens all the time. However, this is the first time it has EVER been reported to the police/media/whoever.

/saw the article had no pics and dnrtfa.

She must've been ugly. Why else would the authorities become involved?

Fano: Dear Diary: Jackpot!

Came here to say this, was late by a factor of 3

Dear Diary Jackpot

The Fark headline was almost as long as the article, but still, well done, subby.

A police officer shoves Tiffany Ramirez of Oakland out of the way while the Olympic torchbearers are escorted from a bus to a car at Embarcadero and Bryant Street.

I think this is our drunk in question.

Malicoire_: A police officer shoves Tiffany Ramirez of Oakland out of the way while the Olympic torchbearers are escorted from a bus to a car at Embarcadero and Bryant Street.

I think this is our drunk in question.

Oakland and Gilroy are about 60 miles apart.

From their police blotter:
Tiffany Ramirez, 28, of Morgan Hill, 3:51 a.m. Friday, at 260 Farrell Ave.

Thus, here's her myspace.

Malicoire_: I think this is our drunk in question.

You can think what you want but I'm willing to bet that in a California region with 7 million people there's more than one Tiffany Ramirez. FWIW Gilroy is like an hour away from Oakland.

Malicoire_: A police officer shoves Tiffany Ramirez of Oakland out of the way while the Olympic torchbearers are escorted from a bus to a car at Embarcadero and Bryant Street.

I think this is our drunk in question.

Pretty sure it's not. Totally different face from the myspace pic.

Things like this never seem to happen to me.

DemonEater: Malicoire_: A police officer shoves Tiffany Ramirez of Oakland out of the way while the Olympic torchbearers are escorted from a bus to a car at Embarcadero and Bryant Street.

I think this is our drunk in question.

Pretty sure it's not. Totally different face from the myspace pic.

Excellent detective work. I award you one internet Lou.

/Golf clap

Her MySpace status was awesome. Surely some good backstory there.

"Mood: thirsty"

/srsly

"He put his disease in me!"

this falls under WWRJD.......What would Ron Jeremy do?

muck4doo: Threasd is worthless without pics.

DemonEater: From their police blotter:
Tiffany Ramirez, 28, of Morgan Hill, 3:51 a.m. Friday, at 260 Farrell Ave.

Thus, here's her myspace.

DO.NOT.WANT.

I was very wrong, but I can't help but think we'd rather see mine passed out on the porch than the real one.

:)

/fail

Otherwise known as "Community spermbucket".

MikeMc: DemonEater: From their police blotter:
Tiffany Ramirez, 28, of Morgan Hill, 3:51 a.m. Friday, at 260 Farrell Ave.

Thus, here's her myspace.

DO.NOT.WANT.

Farkers..she's online. go mock

Might hit it, maybe after a drink or two, looks like she might be a chubby one, but if she's a cute chubber, or has a huge rack and not a huge stomach, then meh, maybe.

MAAAYBE.

why cant this ever happen to me? i would have planted my seed and threw her back outside...and wondered for the rest of my life if i had a kid out there looking for me, their real daddy...

/i just let out a evil laugh
//window seat please

If she looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt bound in leather, my door is always open.

The rare "lame homo calls the cops on naked women and ruins all the fun" trifecta is now in play.

GoteamVenture: MikeMc: DemonEater: From their police blotter:
Tiffany Ramirez, 28, of Morgan Hill, 3:51 a.m. Friday, at 260 Farrell Ave.

Thus, here's her myspace.

DO.NOT.WANT.

Farkers..she's online. go mock

I tried adding her to my friends list, let's see if she bites, then I'm going to link her to this thread, and she will know of the power that is fark!

Everyone who has an article about them on fark should see it and the comments page, I'd say. If I ever did anything farkworthy, crazy or sane, I'd pay to get my link greenlit so I could get torn down/built up by the unwashed masses.

This is where I take note of the address, find a time travel device, and hit the jackpot!

Alternatively you may find me in my bunk.

Damn my HOA and its friggin gate. No code, no entry. Poor nekkid drunk girl is gonna move on to the next subdivision.

© damn you HOA straight to hell

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