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(The Local (Sweden)) Dumbass Nine Swedish cops in trouble for making "sandwich cake" with extra special ingredient (shh, it's penis)   (thelocal.se) divider line 28
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Godscrack [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 10:58:21 AM  
FTA Colleagues have reported that the nine officers have been witnessed lifting weights in the nude in a police gym

Pictures or it didn't happen.

 
topcon 2009-03-14 12:05:13 PM  
Why, that seems like a perfectly heterosexual thing to do, and not at all gay.

 
ShabazKilla [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 12:08:19 PM  
topcon: Why, that seems like a perfectly heterosexual thing to do, and not at all gay.

That's just how they do things in Europe, right? They're so sophisticated over there.

 
Focusin 2009-03-14 12:08:34 PM  
This thread is....useless? Without pics? I'm just not sure....

 
vkacademy [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 12:10:22 PM  
Swedish cake= "kaka."
Swedish police cake'"cock-a."
Easy mistake.

 
Sid_6.7 [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 12:15:04 PM  
The word gymnasium is derived from the Greek word for naked. And Greeks did exercise at the gym naked. So this sort of makes sense.

Except the penis cake, that is.

 
NutWrench 2009-03-14 12:17:15 PM  
You can't make a proper penis sandwich without boobies.

 
Subtle_Canary 2009-03-14 12:23:21 PM  
Swedish Chef unavailable for comment i presume?

 
berylman 2009-03-14 12:24:14 PM  
img7.imageshack.us
typical cop in Malmo

 
Need Help Soonish 2009-03-14 12:24:56 PM  
Mmmmmmmmmm..... Penis....

///What?!?!

 
SeriousGeorge 2009-03-14 12:26:53 PM  
Heh. I hope I never grow up.

 
hbk72777 2009-03-14 12:27:00 PM  
diablominute.com

 
GreatNOD 2009-03-14 12:34:03 PM  
img238.imageshack.us

What a Swedish sandwich cake might look like.

 
Arkanaut 2009-03-14 12:34:16 PM  
Step one: cut a hole in a cake.
Step two: put your junk in the cake.
Step three: make her eat the cake.
And that's the way you do it...

 
tukatz [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 12:45:05 PM  
Maybe it's really warm in the station?


Perhaps one of the supervisors should call a special meeting (with no snacks) and explain the usefulness of clothing.

 
Rani13 2009-03-14 12:51:53 PM  
NutWrench: You can't make a proper penis sandwich without boobies.

^preach.

 
Disassociated Ghost 2009-03-14 12:54:39 PM  
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squidsrus 2009-03-14 12:56:53 PM  
Link from The Local?

www.thelocal.se

/like it's hot

 
cellphonetech [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 01:24:52 PM  
www.joblo.com
images8.cafepress.com

 
GrizzlyFarker 2009-03-14 01:27:55 PM  
Godscrack: FTA Colleagues have reported that the nine officers have been witnessed lifting weights in the nude in a police gym

Pictures or it didn't happen.

/THIS
//Came for the cake

 
TypoFlyspray 2009-03-14 02:08:13 PM  
We've secretly replaced your Folger's Crystals with Swedish Penis. Let's see if anyone notices.

/ On the plus side, they must be bigger than normal
// Wot with all those Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps

 
FlukeBoy [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 02:16:01 PM  
so ghey.
this article, same page, was better
Swedish woman charged for housing horse in her cellar (pop!)

 
Do_Not_Want 2009-03-14 03:05:18 PM  
For some reason, I can envision gorgor having a heyday with this thread.

 
Burn_Atlanta 2009-03-14 08:36:02 PM  
chef_riggy: /FApproves

Came in for the Nick the Dick reference. Thanks.

 
cpt_cakes 2009-03-14 09:31:43 PM  
shhh, it's a surprise
Link (new window)

 
Gridlock 2009-03-14 10:38:29 PM  
The cops are reported to have frolicked naked in a gym and also while making a "sandwich cake".

The Local reported in February that the nine male officers had posed naked at a party celebrating the end of their training to serve in special tactical units. All were aged between 30 and 40-years-old.

It has now emerged from an internal police investigation into the party antics that this was not an isolated event, according to local newspaper Göteborgs-Posten (GP).

Colleagues have reported that the nine officers have been witnessed lifting weights in the nude in a police gym also frequented by female police officers.

On another occasion the officers baked a "sandwich cake" (a savoury layered cake of sandwiches) for their instructors.

When the instructors were set to eat the cake pictures were produced showing at least one of the men placing his penis on the cake.



fap fap fap fap fap fap

 
cedarpark 2009-03-15 12:49:56 AM  
We are here at the local police gym, where we've secretly replaced the fine cake filling they usually serve with A FARKING PENIS! Let's see if anyone can tell the difference!

 
Bagelox-99 2009-03-15 05:36:54 PM  
FTFA: On another occasion the officers baked a "sandwich cake" (a savoury layered cake of sandwiches) for their instructors.

This just sounds übergay right here.

www.strangecosmos.com
"What shall we do for our lovely instructors...Oh IIII know...Let's bake a saaaavory cake made of tea sandwiches. And rub our penises all over it! *teehee*"

 
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