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(Google) Misc Sri Lanka rejects war crime allegations, vows to pursue rebel enclaves "until every last one is destroyed, then we'll PULL THE STILL BEATING HEARTS FROM THEIR LIVING BODIES AND oh crap this microphone is still on, isn't it?"   (google.com) divider line 23
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Pants full of macaroni!! 2009-03-14 10:49:30 AM  
Open-mic trifecta complete already.

 
Pants full of macaroni!! 2009-03-14 10:52:07 AM  
/DNRTFA

 
The Duke of Carrot Flowers 2009-03-14 10:54:22 AM  
KALI MAAAAAAAAAAA KALI MAAAAAAAAAAa

/Sorry

 
scratched 2009-03-14 11:17:42 AM  
Only 2,800 civilians killed?
Psh.
Amateurs.

 
attackingpencil 2009-03-14 11:20:28 AM  
Fun Fact: The Tamil Tigers basically invented modern suicide bombing.

 
Electriclectic 2009-03-14 11:31:30 AM  
"Microphone still on" trifecta needs one more.

 
Bacontastesgood 2009-03-14 11:41:02 AM  
attackingpencil: Fun Fact: The Tamil Tigers basically invented modern suicide bombing.

This. They have done terrible things in the name of nothing, essentially. There has been a lot of good faith on the part of the Sri Lankan government over the years, and it was repaid by the most absurd and pointless acts of violence.

It's a very different than the Isreal/territories situation.

 
Biological Ali 2009-03-14 11:49:01 AM  
Bacontastesgood: This. They have done terrible things in the name of nothing, essentially.

While one may or may not agree with the motivations behind specific instances of ethnic separatism, I'd hardly call it "nothing".

 
wolvernova 2009-03-14 12:05:55 PM  
There are a lot more important problems than Sri Lanka to worry about. We have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.

/obscure?

 
liverpool1892 2009-03-14 12:06:34 PM  
Hey Sri Lanka, welcome to the Hamas Standard of War Crimes - you'd better not let anyone with a cold walk into suspected Tamil Tiger territory or you'll be accused of using biological warfare!

 
attackingpencil 2009-03-14 12:08:06 PM  
wolvernova: There are a lot more important problems than Sri Lanka to worry about. We have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.

/obscure?


How on Earth would that be obscure?

 
mea.culpa 2009-03-14 12:28:45 PM  
I just hope the world can be trusted to ignore this minor situation and keep their unwavering attention focused on the real problem of Israel.

 
Moopy Mac 2009-03-14 01:21:46 PM  
Bacontastesgood: attackingpencil: Fun Fact: The Tamil Tigers basically invented modern suicide bombing.

This. They have done terrible things in the name of nothing, essentially. There has been a lot of good faith on the part of the Sri Lankan government over the years, and it was repaid by the most absurd and pointless acts of violence.

It's a very different than the Isreal/territories situation.


"A lot of good faith."

I'm guessing you don't follow the situation in Sri Lanka very closely. Not a lot of "good faith" being offered by either party.

 
JBalkwill 2009-03-14 02:47:21 PM  
attackingpencil: Fun Fact: The Tamil Tigers basically invented modern suicide bombing.

No, Kamikazes. Suicide bombing isn't really a bad thing anyways, just another way of delivering an attack. Westerners usually get pissed off about it because it's always used against them by poor people.

 
liam76 2009-03-14 02:56:46 PM  
JBalkwill: attackingpencil: Fun Fact: The Tamil Tigers basically invented modern suicide bombing.

No, Kamikazes. Suicide bombing isn't really a bad thing anyways, just another way of delivering an attack. Westerners usually get pissed off about it because it's always used against them by poor people.


Westerners get pissed when it is used to target civilians.

 
JBalkwill 2009-03-14 03:02:13 PM  
liam76: Westerners get pissed when it is used to target civilians.

Really, who hasn't directly or indirectly targeted civilians, especially during total war?

 
GaryPDX [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 03:19:58 PM  
Only 2800 dead? Hell, Mexico had more than double that last year and teenagers go there, drink margaritas and flash their tits.

 
andrewagill 2009-03-14 04:45:54 PM  

 
Bacontastesgood 2009-03-14 06:23:43 PM  
Moopy Mac: I'm guessing you don't follow the situation in Sri Lanka very closely. Not a lot of "good faith" being offered by either party.

Before the current president there was, for a long time. Frankly I'm surprised it took them so long to get completely fed up.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 07:12:40 PM  
attackingpencil: Fun Fact: The Tamil Tigers basically invented modern suicide bombing.

The Tamil Tigers are about the best terrorist force on earth. I never heard of a group so mean and well-organized; they even give FARC and Hezbollah a run for the top-terrorist spot. You gotta give a nod to an insurgency without government backing that has it's own navy, air force and tank unit.

It's hard to fault the Sri Lankan government from wanting to beat these guys to death with pickaxes and garden weasels.

 
Fano 2009-03-14 10:21:04 PM  
Gyrfalcon: attackingpencil: Fun Fact: The Tamil Tigers basically invented modern suicide bombing.

The Tamil Tigers are about the best terrorist force on earth. I never heard of a group so mean and well-organized; they even give FARC and Hezbollah a run for the top-terrorist spot. You gotta give a nod to an insurgency without government backing that has it's own navy, air force and tank unit.

It's hard to fault the Sri Lankan government from wanting to beat these guys to death with pickaxes and garden weasels.


What about the Basques?

Somehow I'm hearing from the mic: "This is a consular ship, WHERE is the ambassador?"

 
Moopy Mac 2009-03-15 01:10:02 AM  
Bacontastesgood: Moopy Mac: I'm guessing you don't follow the situation in Sri Lanka very closely. Not a lot of "good faith" being offered by either party.

Before the current president there was, for a long time. Frankly I'm surprised it took them so long to get completely fed up.


Don't get me wrong, the Tamil Tigers are a terrorist organization that kills civilians, but they aren't doing it just for giggles. There has been historical discrimination against them as an ethnic group. Not a lot of innocents involved between the Government and the Tigers.

 
Satanic_Hamster 2009-03-16 01:40:56 PM  
JBalkwill: No, Kamikazes. Suicide bombing isn't really a bad thing anyways, just another way of delivering an attack. Westerners usually get pissed off about it because it's always used against them by poor people.

THIS. Jesus, what kind of idiot can't differentiate between a military, industrial, and civilian target?

 
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