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(Daily Mail) Spiffy Katy Perry looks surprisingly hot in esquire photoshoot. With two sexy pics and a third that will make you wonder what the hell she was thinking   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 52
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San-LC 2009-03-14 09:36:40 AM  
1) Would hit that like Chris Brown on Rihanna.

2) Looks too much like Amy Winehouse.

3) SUNNY SIDE UP!

 
jiaxiaobo 2009-03-14 09:40:07 AM  
DNRTFAY(et), Just wanted to say that Katy is smoking, smoking hot. There will be no surprises once I've feasted my eyesez.

 
irockalot 2009-03-14 09:41:14 AM  
Katy Perry, while quite annoying, has always been hot.

 
IKillBugs 2009-03-14 09:45:01 AM  
irockalot: Katy Perry, while quite annoying, has always been hot.

I think her attitude is refreshing. She has fun doing what she does, and doesn't seem take herself too seriously. There are a lot of folks in the music biz that need to lighten up.

 
weirdneighbour 2009-03-14 09:46:30 AM  
she has an absolute killer body, hoping for lots of pics on this thread

 
Valdemiro 2009-03-14 10:04:01 AM  
Here ya go Weirdneighbour!
I like this one (new window)

 
weirdneighbour 2009-03-14 10:07:00 AM  
Valdemiro 2009-03-14 10:04:01 AM
Here ya go Weirdneighbour!
I like this one (new window)


whoa, thank-you, haven't seen that one before

/heads off to bunk

 
Wookie Milson 2009-03-14 10:17:56 AM  
Racktacular!

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 10:21:21 AM  
You'd better run egg!

 
jondiced 2009-03-14 10:24:03 AM  
i'd break her yolk

 
Unsung_Hero 2009-03-14 10:24:50 AM  
I watched that video of her getting her boobs cast for a charity auction. Err - nice breasts, but I don't think she's a '10'.

She's a reasonably attractive woman with lots of money who sings songs about girls kissing each other. Isn't that enough?

 
Krayon 2009-03-14 10:28:04 AM  
To quote WWTDD:
"I don't know how she does it, but Katy manages to take really big tits and a nice body and still be boring, even annoying. I've never seen anything like it. She's an inspiration to boring chicks everywhere, the Michael Jordan of mediocrity. Those tits might as well be on a empty can of Coke."

/failed up and actually accidentally posted this in a Jim Cramer thread instead
//that's a little disturbing when you think about it

 
destitute college kid 2009-03-14 11:39:47 AM  
Nobody's arguing that she's hot. Just that the world would be a better place if she put a loaded shotgun under her chin and painted the wall red. For some people, being annoying and stupid and polluting the world with your annoying stupidity still outrules being hot. It's a dying opinion, but we're still out there.

 
oryx 2009-03-14 12:08:45 PM  
Er, ONE sexy pic and two that will make you wonder what the hell she was thinking. Looking like Amy Winehouse is not sexy.

 
Wookie Milson 2009-03-14 12:11:56 PM  
destitute college kid: Nobody's arguing that she's hot. Just that the world would be a better place if she put a loaded shotgun under her chin and painted the wall red. For some people, being annoying and stupid and polluting the world with your annoying stupidity still outrules being hot. It's a dying opinion, but we're still out there.

Really? How very sad.

 
Your_Huckleberry [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 12:18:04 PM  
destitute college kid: Nobody's arguing that she's hot. Just that the world would be a better place if she put a loaded shotgun under her chin and painted the wall red. For some people, being annoying and stupid and polluting the world with your annoying stupidity still outrules being hot. It's a dying opinion, but we're still out there.

Lemmie get this straight...Valdemiro posted an incredible picture of this hot person that you'll never meet, so her being annoying has no bearing on your daily life. Even after seeing this picture, the first thing that comes to your mind is blowing her head off with a shotgun?

Uh...Ok.

 
TheLopper 2009-03-14 12:18:32 PM  
destitute college kid: Nobody's arguing that she's hot. Just that the world would be a better place if she put a loaded shotgun under her chin and painted the wall red. For some people, being annoying and stupid and polluting the world with your annoying stupidity still outrules being hot. It's a dying opinion, but we're still out there.

Yeah dude, you might want to back away from the keyboard for a bit or something.

 
GibbyTheMole 2009-03-14 12:35:14 PM  
She doesn't annoy me. Neither does any other celebrity/musician/whatever. If I don't like something, I just don't consume it. Not a big deal.

destitute college kid is just an asshole. In the real world, you'd get a punch in the taint for behavior like that.

 
Komplex 2009-03-14 12:37:48 PM  
Actually the third photo is interesting, in the first two she looks like your typical attention-whore disposable bimbo.

 
Glitchwerks 2009-03-14 12:38:28 PM  
destitute college kid: Nobody's arguing that she's hot. Just that the world would be a better place if she put a loaded shotgun under her chin and painted the wall red. For some people, being annoying and stupid and polluting the world with your annoying stupidity still outrules being hot. It's a dying opinion, but we're still out there.

Yes, you're still out there and listening to emo while you fantasize about killing pop stars and cutting yourself.

icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com
see more Lolcats and funny pictures

 
mdbuff12 2009-03-14 12:39:24 PM  
Mentat: You'd better run egg!

Lenny: Pfft, forget it, Homer. While it has been established that eggs
contain cholesterol, it has not yet been proven conclusively that
they actually raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human
blood stream.
Homer: So one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too, huh?
Lenny: Aw, you've got it all wrong, Homer. It's not like that.
[a man in an egg costume creeps, then runs, away]

/But I digress, Katy Perry and her girls are quite spectacular.

 
shadowself 2009-03-14 01:14:04 PM  
Not bad at all, but I like her better when she is being Zooey Deschanel.

 
Whatthefark 2009-03-14 01:24:24 PM  
I think she's asking for someone to fertilize her eggs.

The line forms behind me.

 
ChaoticLimbs 2009-03-14 01:24:28 PM  
Wow, destitute college kid.

Now I know why you work in a bookstore. It's not because you're a hipster snob. It's because you're undereducated, underskilled, and have no ability to interact with other people.

I don't know, maybe you just have ass burgers like so many on the internets.

 
Lt_Aurum 2009-03-14 01:41:20 PM  
destitute college kid: Nobody's arguing that she's hot. Just that the world would be a better place if she put a loaded shotgun under her chin and painted the wall red. For some people, being annoying and stupid and polluting the world with your annoying stupidity still outrules being hot. It's a dying opinion, but we're still out there.

knees, sharp, standards, etc. etc.

 
Killer Cars [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 01:47:53 PM  
destitute college kid: Nobody's arguing that she's hot. Just that the world would be a better place if she put a loaded shotgun under her chin and painted the wall red. For some people, being annoying and stupid and polluting the world with your annoying stupidity still outrules being hot. It's a dying opinion, but we're still out there.

We need to buy you a round and get you laid, stat.

 
Mjolnir1964 2009-03-14 02:32:14 PM  
She's never annoyed me, and I kinda like it when attractive women show a sense of humor and act goofy. Good for her. Nice num-nums too! :)

/sldo like her song "Hot & Cold"

 
Mjolnir1964 2009-03-14 02:33:36 PM  
or, 'also' for those who can type competantly.

 
barneyfifesbullet 2009-03-14 03:05:53 PM  
Katy Perry is very hot.

It took a while before I noticed she sort of sings.

 
El Freak [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 03:22:24 PM  
She's not hot. She's cute, but much much MUCH less so when she opens her mouth and torrents of raging stupidity come rushing out. Go to any college, any one, and you're liable to find girls just as cute if not more so, and plus, they might not be complete and total morons.

 
barneyfifesbullet 2009-03-14 03:32:00 PM  
El Freak: Go to any college, any one, and you're liable to find girls just as cute if not more so, and plus, they might not be complete and total morons.

Haven't spent much time in college, eh?

 
FreeLoveFreeway 2009-03-14 03:34:46 PM  
destitute college kid: Nobody's arguing that she's hot. Just that the world would be a better place if she put a loaded shotgun under her chin and painted the wall red.

Hmm. I've only heard her song recently and it was in the form of a soundbite in a commercial. I see a gorgeous woman and I'm not at all annoyed by her. What are you doing wrong?

 
FreeLoveFreeway 2009-03-14 03:54:22 PM  
shadowself: Not bad at all, but I like her better when she is being Zooey Deschanel.

Downsizing. Is it the economy making you do that or something?

 
My Third Testicle 2009-03-14 03:59:01 PM  
destitute college kid: Nobody's arguing that she's hot. Just that the world would be a better place if she put a loaded shotgun under her chin and painted the wall red.

I don't care what she says or sings, I'd still love to have the chance to disappoint her in bed.

 
ryanguy7890 2009-03-14 04:33:45 PM  
Heavy emphasis on the word surprisingly in the headline

 
KingKauff 2009-03-14 04:37:14 PM  
Your_Huckleberry: destitute college kid: Nobody's arguing that she's hot. Just that the world would be a better place if she put a loaded shotgun under her chin and painted the wall red. For some people, being annoying and stupid and polluting the world with your annoying stupidity still outrules being hot. It's a dying opinion, but we're still out there.

Lemmie get this straight...Valdemiro posted an incredible picture of this hot person that you'll never meet, so her being annoying has no bearing on your daily life. Even after seeing this picture, the first thing that comes to your mind is blowing her head off with a shotgun?

Uh...Ok.


You know how we know he's gay?

 
LewDux 2009-03-14 05:46:12 PM  
KingKauff: You know how we know he's gay?

He paints walls red?

 
WFern 2009-03-14 07:06:01 PM  
Her music still sucks. Cute girl though.

 
Ika7734 2009-03-14 08:30:08 PM  
Mjolnir1964: She's never annoyed me, and I kinda like it when attractive women show a sense of humor and act goofy. Good for her. Nice num-nums too! :)

/sldo like her song "Hot & Cold"


I liked that song too, until my 6 year old started just singing the chorus over and over
/and over
//and over
///and over
////and over
//and over

 
devioustrevor 2009-03-14 10:03:35 PM  
I've come to the realization that I'd like to penis her vagina.

 
cmunic8r99 [TotalFark] 2009-03-14 11:37:15 PM  
Your_Huckleberry: destitute college kid: Nobody's arguing that she's hot. Just that the world would be a better place if she put a loaded shotgun under her chin and painted the wall red. For some people, being annoying and stupid and polluting the world with your annoying stupidity still outrules being hot. It's a dying opinion, but we're still out there.


waywardtraveler.net

Dude - stop with the emo.

 
Southern Atheist 2009-03-14 11:47:13 PM  
I don't listen to much pop music, so I have only heard her songs in strip clubs. I would not mind getting a lap dance from her.

 
browntimmy 2009-03-15 03:56:17 AM  
El Freak: She's not hot. She's cute, but much much MUCH less so when she opens her mouth and torrents of raging stupidity come rushing out. Go to any college, any one, and you're liable to find girls just as cute if not more so, and plus, they might not be complete and total morons.

Shutup. You're saying we shouldn't admire a woman's hotness because there might be hotter women elsewhere. Find those women and post pictures and we'll gloat over them too. Don't complicate things by being a douche.

 
crab66 2009-03-15 04:55:21 AM  
My Third Testicle: destitute college kid: Nobody's arguing that she's hot. Just that the world would be a better place if she put a loaded shotgun under her chin and painted the wall red.

I don't care what she says or sings, I'd still love to have the chance to disappoint her in bed.


blog.sallarp.com

 
Ecobuckeye 2009-03-15 09:37:55 AM  
I'm not sure why anyone would paint while holding a shotgun. That seems dangerous and irresponsible.

 
LonMead 2009-03-15 10:08:58 AM  
Ecobuckeye: I'm not sure why anyone would paint while holding a shotgun. That seems dangerous and irresponsible.

It must be a Missouri thing.

glaadorg.nexcess.net

Doesn't look like much of a painter to me, anyway.

/nibble, nibble, nibble

 
Green Bastard 2009-03-15 11:30:59 AM  
She has a sense of humour, doesn't take herself too seriously, is SMOKING HOT, can actually sing (listen to the bridge and the chorus in Hot & Cold, shes got the pipes), her REAL band actually writes some interesting riffs. My vote for Worlds Best Poptart!

\I like the Egg Costume!!! Whacky, sexy chicks are HAWT!
\\She looks like she would be fun to be around even after the sexing up.

 
stpickrell 2009-03-15 02:45:36 PM  
Green Bastard
Dunno about the singing, as studio producers can do wonderful things these days. But agree with you about the other things.

 
KajakPro 2009-03-16 12:53:55 AM  
Green Bastard: She has a sense of humour, doesn't take herself too seriously,

She named her cat Kity Purry.
That is all.

 
Baumer 2009-03-16 01:54:12 AM  
I'm not saying I wouldn't like to slide a length into Ms Perry, but I'd much rather listen to Kate Nash. She's much more interesting.

 
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