Nobody nose, nobody cares.

Gosh, that question kept me up all night wracking my brain.

Blofeld.

Yeah, looked like him, with even more bad work done. Wow.

Twenty more years of that, and he really will just be a stretched canvas of bleached skin with a tiny triangle for a nose, servant on hand for "moisturization duty."

Since even Michael Jackson isn't Michael Jackson anymore, I have to go with smooshie: Nobody nose, nobody cares.

28IF

dmax: 28IF

Nah, MJ is pushing 50, but still feels like a 15 year old every once in a while.

I'd say there's a better chance of Axl showing up at 50 concerts this summer than MJ. Or MJ2 as the case may be.

FTFA:

"the more familiar, childlike 50-year-old with a penchant for spending time innocently with small boys."


MmHm

It's not him. I can tell from having seen lots of impersonators in my time. Also from some of the pixels.

Oh great, Michael Jackson is gonna pull a Kim Jong Ill

Will there be a Robot Chicken-esque battle to the death between the fake MJ and the real one during the shows? I'd pay to see that shiat.

It was Latoya, you never see both of them together

So, when you go to a crowded city.. how many people are actually holograms? Do you bother to reach out and touch everyone?

I didn't think so.

You see, the answer is simple.

Michael Jackson is a hologram...a child molesting hologram.

how can you sing when you have no nose and can't feel your lips?

i seriously doubt that he still "has it". it would be a flat-out miracle if he call pull it off. or, for that matter, if nothing falls off...

zvoidx: So, when you go to a crowded city.. how many people are actually holograms? Do you bother to reach out and touch everyone?

I wonder if that excuse would work with chicks? "oh HEY! They *are* real boobs and not a hologram. Sorry ma'am, the internet said everyone else was a hologram."

Whose to say what he "really" looks like?

He's The Man in the Mirror

shirtsbyeric: Whose to say what he "really" looks like?

You have a point and I'm not so sure he has been alive the last dozen years. They say that guy is michael jackson, but who really knows?

ifrog: how can you sing when you have no nose and can't feel your lips?

i seriously doubt that he still "has it". it would be a flat-out miracle if he call pull it off. or, for that matter, if nothing falls off...

i doubt hes going to sing a single note. it will all be on playback, he just has to concentrate on not falling over while "dancing"

ifrog: how can you sing when you have no nose and can't feel your lips?

A prominent rock star asked one of his bandmates - I don't need to tell you it was Mick Fleetwood and Stevie Nicks -- asked that exact question to one of his bandmates in 1976. After that all the cocaine went up into Stevie's expansive rear-end instead of up her nose.

And now you know....the rest of the story.

/the late Paul Harvey

DogNamedBox: It was Latoya, you never see both of them together

Ha. Was gonna say that.

Bill_Wick's_Friend: ifrog: how can you sing when you have no nose and can't feel your lips?

A prominent rock star asked one of his bandmates - I don't need to tell you it was Mick Fleetwood and Stevie Nicks -- asked that exact question to one of his bandmates in 1976. After that all the cocaine went up into Stevie's expansive rear-end instead of up her nose.

And now you know....the rest of the story.

/the late Paul Harvey

I thoroughly enjoyed this!!! I don't know if it means something or if it was pure creativity but it was fun to read it in Harvey's voice. Also, the word cocaine makes me want to do cocaine. It's a hell of a drug!!!

/Haven't used coke in 2 years
//damn you coke