...they're gonna chill their hot hearts with a hot island song...

or is that a cool island song?

meh, too obvious. -1

Coldplay and this video are meant to be merged

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/both farking rule

Did anyone submit the Kutiman videos this week? I haven't seen it posted/linked here and would much rather be discussing the genius of that than stupid Coldkay.


/Sigh.

Insert cliche Coldplay bashing here

/my band is better than yours
//Coldplay haters can suck it

In before the "You know how I know you're gay? You listen to Coldplay!"

Coldplay can make a catchy pop song that sticks in your head all day long, and for that I hate them.

That's right, bands who only play one gig, in their mum's basement, release one song on 8-track and split before they have any fans are cool, eh subby?

OMG, subby, you are so right! Coldplay sucks! and we are awesome for not liking Coldplay!

The amount of gayness in this thread is staggering.

Since you've all evidently came out of the closet as Coldplay fans, does this mean you'll be coming out to your families next?

You know how I know you deserved bush fires? You listen to Coldplay!

Kali-Yuga: The amount of gayness in this thread is staggering.

Since you've all evidently came out of the closet as Coldplay fans, does this mean you'll be coming out to your families next?

No, we've always been fans, it just means we don't feel the need to listen to a bunch of men wearing leather studded chaps playing metal whilst hanging out with other men in order to feel manly.

We can chuck on our Coldplay records and score.

danduran:
We can chuck on our Coldplay records and score.

Don't you have to be at the gym in 26 minutes?

I think the only thing more sad than seeing a Coldplay fan struggle to burn someone online is the fact that people who were actually burned have to listen to Coldplay.

Coldplay is a rare example of a really popular band which doesn't suck outright. I wouldn't buy their album by any means, but I won't turn it off when it comes on the radio either.
And I think Parachutes is a legitimately good album.

I like only about 20% of the Coldplay songs I've heard, but what a weak headline. Old Fark headline cliche is old

Coldplay listener here. Not my favorite in the world, but the songs do stick in your head, and they are good for mindless listening.

oops, wrong thread. nm