I studied animal husbandry at UC Davis. Until they caught me at it.

Senator, please........

"How the hell are these people our elected officials?" is the rhetorical question that answers itself.

Animal Husbandry is perfectly fine until both parties start enjoying it.

I am still emotionally scarred by the girl friend I had who was studying agricultural sciences telling me in detail how she had spent her day impregnating sows... not even viagra could have fixed the anti-boner that caused.

I'll thank you to never disparage
The partner I chose for my marriage.
Which one is my bride?
No, she's not inside.
She's out in front, pulling the carriage.

"That dog's wearing bondage gear!"

Thanks Florida, now we know there's a politician who makes Sarah Palin look like a goddamn Rhodes Scholar.

It was either that or horticulture.

Sigh, I guess we get the leaders we deserve.

Does animal husbandry involve expressing anal glands? Because if it does I've got a Suprise Buttsacs! joke I can do.

Whenever I hear Animal Husbandry, I hear it through Leonard Nimoy's voice. Then I attack those goddamn Persians.

Is this a big problem in Florida?

"Blessed be the fruit of thy cattle, the increase of thy kine, and the flocks of thy sheep."
- The Bible, Deut. 28:4

What would you like to research next?

/Writing

toddalmighty: I studied animal husbandry at UC Davis. Until they caught me at it.

Are you a friend of Tom Lehrer?

yeah, but he can take the knot, so...

/approves

cryinoutloud: img302.imageshack.us

One and done. Well played sir.

Your Faith is Creepy: /approves

Rosanne Rosanna Danna?

/clueless

Reminds of the how people freak out every time I use the word nubianrdly.

toddalmighty: I studied animal husbandry at UC Davis. Until they caught me at it.

After which you studied Prison Husbandry?

The fark filter sure is nig⋅gard⋅ly

bartink: Your Faith is Creepy: /approves

Rosanne Rosanna Danna?

/clueless

Emily Litella.

/RIP Gilda

toddalmighty: I studied animal husbandry at UC Davis. Until they caught me at it.

Tom Lehrer, you're a TFer?

Did you switch to medical school and go on to specialize in diseases of the rich?

El Freak: Thanks Florida, now we know there's a politician who makes Sarah Palin look like a goddamn Rhodes Scholar.

I had originally thought that maybe, being Miami, that she was an immigrant, maybe English was a second language, but nope. Born in South Carolina.

"Husbandry" is a pretty uncommon term nowadays, but I don't think it's so uncommon that a native speaker wouldn't know it.

I thought Wednesday was Vestday.

animal husbandry....tell me more

Oh, cut the bull! She's a Democrat. She's smart and educated, brought up through years of outstanding public education, no doubt, and has only the finest of intellects to get appointed to the state senate by her local Democratic party reps.

God forbid we subject this fine woman to the same public scrutiny and castigation we submitted other Floridians to, like Katherine Harris!

The Florida Legislature is a laugh riot. The last time I went to watch (free entertainment, I worked in the building anyway) a male senator asked a female senator if her bill could be "politely laid on the table" and she snatched up her microphone and said, "I've never been politely laid by any of you in my life."

On a current note, I'm kind of surprised that a Florida senator doesn't know what animal husbandry is. Despite all of the tourism and concrete and stuff, we are still somewhat...rural. I guarantee you could find a cow within an hour of downtown Miami.

Code_Archeologist: Animal Husbandry is perfectly fine until both parties start enjoying it.

I am still emotionally scarred by the girl friend I had who was studying agricultural sciences telling me in detail how she had spent her day impregnating sows... not even viagra could have fixed the anti-boner that caused.

Do you know how much these new keyboards are setting me back?

DeadZone: Oh, cut the bull! She's a Democrat. She's smart and educated, brought up through years of outstanding public education, no doubt, and has only the finest of intellects to get appointed to the state senate by her local Democratic party reps.

God forbid we subject this fine woman to the same public scrutiny and castigation we submitted other Floridians to, like Katherine Harris!

Thanks for attacking all those hateful partisan liberals in here who're trying to defend this stupid comment because it's one from there team... oh wait, there's nobody in here doing that, you're just some moran.

And that, boys and girls, is why Florida is still the only state with its own fark tag.

Florida tag is correct. Senator Smathers got his seat by claiming his opponent practiced monogamy and opponent's sister was a thespian, this was like in the 1950s.

You are in violation of the animal husbandry clause of my HOA if you have more than 2 animals of any kind....even if they're "fixed."

Only the best and brightest are called to better our nation.

What the hell went wrong with such a beautiful dream?

As an independent, I must say is this were a Republican, more Farkers would point out the party affiliation.

/just sayin'

fark2105: As an independent, I must say is this were a Republican, more Farkers would point out the party affiliation.

/just sayin'

Nah. It's just because everyone knows the stupid, redneck, racist hick (R)s know what animal husbandry is.

To be fair, when I first read the headline, I was thinking of humans and animals being wed.

But then, I'm not a state senator or a farmer or an animal breeder. I know what husbandry is, but it is such a little used word in my vocabulary, that I didn't catch it.

/also, I'm a furry.

No doubt she's also for ending women's suffrage.

heinekenftw: /also, I'm a furry.

So would that be more Animal Buck Fuddy?

Reminds me of that Texas city councilman who claimed racism after someone mentioned a black hole. And kept going even when the news crews asked him about it

NYZooMan: No doubt she's also for ending women's suffrage.

That's funny.

fark2105: As an independent, I must say is this were a Republican, more Farkers would point out the party affiliation.

I, for one, think its absolutely HILARIOUS that knowledgeable Republicans had to explain animal husbandry to the Democratic chair of the AGRICULTURE committee. Remember, all the usual stereotypes are off--hence the tag.

Code_Archeologist: I am still emotionally scarred by the girl friend I had who was studying agricultural sciences telling me in detail how she had spent her day impregnating sows... not even viagra could have fixed the anti-boner that caused.

Wait 'til you try dating a woman who as part of an internship used to collect horse semen for professional breeding. Yes...by doing exactly what you're thinking.

/quite the anti-boner

Sum Dum Gai: El Freak: Thanks Florida, now we know there's a politician who makes Sarah Palin look like a goddamn Rhodes Scholar.

I had originally thought that maybe, being Miami, that she was an immigrant, maybe English was a second language, but nope. Born in South Carolina.

"Husbandry" is a pretty uncommon term nowadays, but I don't think it's so uncommon that a native speaker wouldn't know it.

I had no idea what animal husbandry was when I first heard it. Then I thought, that can't be what it sounds like. So I looked it up. Dictionary FTW.

Tr0mBoNe: Whenever I hear Animal Husbandry, I hear it through Leonard Nimoy's voice. Then I attack those goddamn Persians.

Then you learn the folly of sending your Advanced Armor up against Spearmen.

You mean a word can have several meanings?

So a mid-wife isn't your middle wife?

And a wet nurse isn't a moist nurse?

:(

Somacandra: Code_Archeologist: I am still emotionally scarred by the girl friend I had who was studying agricultural sciences telling me in detail how she had spent her day impregnating sows... not even viagra could have fixed the anti-boner that caused.

Wait 'til you try dating a woman who as part of an internship used to collect horse semen for professional breeding. Yes...by doing exactly what you're thinking.

/quite the anti-boner

Wouldn't a woman like that be the MOST capable person of giving someone a boner? I mean, she's actually a professional.