My pussy fell out ya'll.

/stay class Brit

PBR? Is she a Chicago hipster now?

Leave Britney alone.
No, seriously.
Poor girl.

Jonathan Hohensee: Leave Britney alone.
No, seriously.
Poor girl.

She's in the wrong goddamn business if she's trying to be left alone.

Even after seeing all the train wreck-ness of the past two years, I have to say I was pretty damn turned on by her "Womanizer" video.

/like a screen door in a tornado

In other words, she was going through withdrawal symptoms worse than she thought she would and had to dose so as not to spoil the concert, but someone saw her do it, and they concocted a semi-believable cover story that ties in nicely with the pussy-falling-out "wardrobe malfunctions".

This Mickey Mouse Club business is tough when you reach your twenties, I guess.

Jonathan Hohensee: Leave Britney alone.
No, seriously.
Poor girl.

Don't ogle strippers, either

I knew a world tour would help with her mental recovery!

DecemberNitro: PBR? Is she a Chicago hipster now?

hahaha, thanks for this. Know a Chicago hipster who claims that it's still in there and assumed he was just uncool. The PBR popularity peaked back in '07 in New York and Los Angeles, I think.

I'd be surprised if she's ever gone on stage unmedicated.

I have to be medicated when I go a day without a 12 pack of PBR.

I'm feeling a little panicky.

/tall boys and original, please.

So what medication did she take, along with the Cheetos and PBR?

DecemberNitro: PBR? Is she a Chicago hipster now?

Came here to say this. If there's nothing I enjoy after a hard day of judging everyone for being so judgmental and closed-minded, it's a nice cold glass of whatever if it is that my friends are drinking.

Subby makes it sound like drinking a 12'er of cheap brew and chasing it with fatty snacks is a bad thing.

Why in the world is this story in the MUSIC category??

dstanley: So what medication did she take, along with the Cheetos and PBR?

"Mary Jane's legally medicated inhalants" would've helped...

OK, this is a stupid question, but why is it every time a Britney headline is posted it mentions Cheetos? Was some picture taken of her stained orange from them or something? Or is it just a jab at her white-trashiness?

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: Why in the world is this story in the MUSIC category??

What category would you have put it in? What do you think Britney Spears does for a living?

The Glass Dragon: why is it every time a Britney headline is posted it mentions Cheetos?



Britney Spears has been photographed several times with a bag of Cheetos in her hands, and has often proclaimed her fondness for the snack.

I wouldn't mind if she died.

considering she has NO musical talent, this should
probably be in Business

12-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon and some Cheetos

Can't remember when I last had either, but damn I'm hungry now for 'em.

DecemberNitro: PBR? Is she a Chicago hipster now?

came here to say that, all the rednecks I know drink Miller Lite or Budweiser. Hipster douchebags drink PBR, besides, I think Brit might be partial to vodka.

You can catch Augie Pabst with his Scarab at Road America for the Kohler Challenge in mid-July...

but I think Sprecher or Shiner is the track's official beer


Wouldn't a Chicago hipster be eating Chicken Unlimited and drinking Meister Brau?

/goml.