damn you, submitter
+1

Nice.

British love pedo's?

That headline is on fire.

Holy Farking shiat GENIUS

Seriously, guys. Recycling old, heavily-repeated jokes as headlines?

You, submitter, are a goddamn genius.

Close down FARK. There is nothing more to do here.

There are some good headlines today. This one is great.

+1

Reminds me of an old favorite:

Q: What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

A: Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson f*cks little boys.

/see what i did there

NikolaiFarkoff: Seriously, guys. Recycling old, heavily-repeated jokes as headlines?

It's an oldie but a goodie. I still laugh every time I see it.

This might be an all timer. Well done subby.

exick: NikolaiFarkoff: Seriously, guys. Recycling old, heavily-repeated jokes as headlines?

It's an oldie but a goodie. I still laugh every time I see it.

Why does the idea of 10 year olds getting raped in the ass make you laugh? You're as bad as Jackson.

NikolaiFarkoff: Seriously, guys. Recycling old, heavily-repeated jokes as headlines?

France surrenders.

/+1

Hell. Handbasket. You.

/Enjoy the ride.

Bad, bad Subby. Awful. Terrible.

+1

Zing!

T-shirt time. Brilliant.

Best headline this year.

this headline is a surefire thriller.

NikolaiFarkoff: Seriously, guys. Recycling old, heavily-repeated jokes as headlines?



Little boys pants, half-off?!

LOL! Would read again!

oh sh*t...that sh*t ain't right...but it's damn clever.

/my +1 means nothing

FARK HEADLINE OF THE YEAR
9 1/2 months left in '09 and we already have a winner.
Well done, Subby.

haha, this was a quote from the AP article:

"He is a legend and I love his message to the world,"

Soooo what exactly would that message be?

Hey Britain, WTF?

I bought a ticket, which I think automatically puts me on some sort of sex offender list.
(Either the tour will get cancelled or it will be a train wreck of epic proportions.)

wrecked um? damn near killed um!

What is the difference between Randy Jackson and Michael Jackson?

Michael farks little boys in the ass.

\Ta-DA!

I don't get it.

50 shows, is britain the new Vegas? Who is buying these tickets, its not like you could take your kids?

I spit jesus juice all over my monitor after reading that headline.

I do appreciate the headline, I really do, but there was nothing in the article about Pepsi at all.

wpmulligan: Hey Britain, WTF?

Seriously THIS! WTF is wrong with you Britain!

Perfect.

Submitter is Genius!!!!

I see what you did there, Subby.

Wow. It took me a second, but that is so very wrong and so very golden.

+1

Genuine admiration or morbid curiousity?

Which is it, Brits?

sboyle1020: haha, this was a quote from the AP article:

"He is a legend and I love his message to the world,"

Soooo what exactly would that message be?

"Peace and love"....or maybe "I would love a piece of that little boy".

Either one.

\The only thing dumber than a Limp Bizkit fan is a Michael Jackson fan.

RevLovejoy: Genuine admiration or morbid curiousity?

Which is it, Brits?

I have a feeling that it wasn't just Brits that bought tickets.

ooh.. old M.J. jokes....

I hear K-Mart got to co-sponsor the concert by offering boys underwear half-off.

What's the difference between M.J. and a grocery bag? One is white plastic and dangerous to kids and the other you put groceries in.

Tastes so good it will set your hair on fire.

zpb52: FARK HEADLINE OF THE YEAR
9 1/2 months left in '09 and we already have a winner.
Well done, Subby.

Yeah, we made that case when a similar headline (which subby obviously remembered and decided to usurp) showed up around HotY time last year.

-1 subby

"Tickets sold at a rate of 11 per second, 657 per minute and nearly 40,000 an hour."

Link

How Original.

-10

Is everyone posting +1 just using the internet for the first time? This joke's older than Michael Jackson's favourite age group.

Dear England,

He's all yours.

Sincerely,

The U.S.A.

Handsome B. Wonderful: Is everyone posting +1 just using the internet for the first time? This joke's older than Michael Jackson's favourite age group.

Well, it is funny. But maybe all the "+1"ers are too young to remember the joke the first time we heard it 15 years ago.

ZING!


/+1 even if it's old
//it's still funny
///at least to me