The best cigars are Socialist, Rush.

I don't care who you are. Meatzilla, that is hilarious!

That's right b*tches, we're topical like Murphy Brown and Frasier and sh*t.

Well, I thought I had clenched 1st prize for the billboard contest myself:



But noooo

Meatzilla: Well, I thought I had clenched 1st prize for the billboard contest myself:

But noooo

Yeah, my headline needed to be tweaked, but I'll take the green.

\submitter

HOLY fark!

I was the one who did "Fat, dumb, and conservative"!

Link! (new window)

But fark Olberman, same for you Rush!

EL_FABREZ: HOLY fark!

I was the one who did "Fat, dumb, and conservative"!

Link! (new window)

But fark Olberman, same for you Rush!

You are like EL_FABREZ_THE_PLUMBER now.

CtrlAltDelete: You are like EL_FABREZ_THE_PLUMBER now.

But I hate that dude...

EL_FABREZ: But I hate that dude...

Too bad.

You have to write a book and go to Israel now.

Thems the rules.

CtrlAltDelete: Too bad.

You have to write a book and go to Israel now.

Thems the rules.


I can probably write a book, but I'm not really a pro-military state person.

I'd be willing to debate Rush, as long as I can dis both him and Olbermann.

And I didn't intend to rip off wejash in the caption thread.

EL_FABREZ:
But fark Olberman, same for you Rush!


Be careful, Keith might put you on the WORST PERSONS IN THE WORLD list tomorrow for that comment.

"Ungrateful little fat internet poster EL_FABREZ didn't appreciate my swooning over his joke; therefore, he is number three on our countdown for worst person in the world!"

EL_FABREZ: And I didn't intend to rip off wejash in the caption thread.

Scandal!

I bet you don't pay taxes, either.

sloppy shoes: Be careful, Keith might put you on the WORST PERSONS IN THE WORLD list tomorrow for that comment.

"Ungrateful little fat internet poster EL_FABREZ didn't appreciate my swooning over his joke; therefore, he is number three on our countdown for worst person in the world!"

I can give fark 1 about whatever he says after saying my comment. It's been said and he's agreed with it. I may be a horrible person but these days I'm not even close on the countdown. I'm not some sycophantic fark.

CtrlAltDelete: EL_FABREZ: And I didn't intend to rip off wejash in the caption thread.

Scandal!

I bet you don't pay taxes, either.


We all pay taxes. We're overtaxed.

EL_FABREZ:
I can give fark 1 about whatever he says after saying my comment. It's been said and he's agreed with it. I may be a horrible person but these days I'm not even close on the countdown. I'm not some sycophantic fark.

I was joking.

EL_FABREZ: I can give fark 1 about whatever he says after saying my comment. It's been said and he's agreed with it. I may be a horrible person but these days I'm not even close on the countdown. I'm not some sycophantic fark.

you just do an eight ball or something?

log_jammin: EL_FABREZ: I can give fark 1 about whatever he says after saying my comment. It's been said and he's agreed with it. I may be a horrible person but these days I'm not even close on the countdown. I'm not some sycophantic fark.

you just do an eight ball or something?


No, I'm pretty sure both farks have their own political imperative. I appreciate nice hair douche recognized me, but they both can choke on cock.

EL_FABREZ: I appreciate nice hair douche recognized me, but they both can choke on cock.

I don't disagree. I'm just getting the feeling like you may need an intervention or something.

Or just a big ole hug!

Wow. 21 comments and nobody mentioned how utterly annoying that woman is? You sadden me, Fark, you sadden me.

Olberman wants to be a Rush Limbaugh for the left so bad.

I'll have to watch it when I get home in an hour or so. If I can stay awake that long.

Trollomite: Olberman wants to be a Rush Limbaugh for the left so bad.

I'm sure he'd find that insulting.

EL_FABREZ:

hair douche

The long missing step between shampooing and conditioning.

The DNC solicited suggestions for insults to hurl at Rush Limbaugh, and boy howdy, did Democrats deliver! This stone cold rebuke to the leprous sea-monkey Rush Limbaugh will surely have him curled in a fetal position, on a pile of money. (new window)

. . . is about right

Norad: I don't care who you are. Meatzilla, that is hilarious!

What if you're a person with a real sense of humor?

Olbermann is a bigger moron than Rush.

At least Rush is funny sometimes. He doesn't pretend to me a real journalist.

8000 submissions and that was the best they could do?


Weak. Just like Olberman.

Also, they picked a submission from a guy in Camden, N.J.? What a corrupt Democratic run shiathole that town is, and that is a compliment.


/ (D)uuuuuurrrrrrrrr

all snark aside

it's always awesome for FARK to get plug like this.

especially for those of us that have been around since The Beginning.

Mount Rushless.

I bet you any money that's what Olbermann sent in or posted on fark, which is why the guest kissed his ass when he mentioned it. Olbermann is not funny.

With that said, I never understand Olbermann hate. He's unprofessional and a douche, but he's right most of the time, or at least tries to be. How anyone can compare him to someone who is unprofessional, a douche, and blatantly racist, evil, and makes no attempts to correct themselves is beyond me. I guess though it isn't too surprising, as a lot of people seem willing to judge someone by how they say/do something rather than what it is they're saying or doing. Olbermann says right things in the wrong way, so he's disliked just as much as people who say horribly wrong things in the wrong way.

MorrisBird: Wow. 21 comments and nobody mentioned how utterly annoying that woman is? You sadden me, Fark, you sadden me.

I like how all the guests wear the same glasses. When they have like 5 of them on split screen it cracks me up. You know some of them probably have 20/20 vision but they just want to look cool in their big black framed glassed on tv.

I like cheap humor what can i say.

Meatzilla, I elect you El Grande Winner of the Award that Goes to the Guy That Wins Things!


That was wonderful.

If the democrats really want to hurt Rush, they should just ignore him.

In that regard, Rush is a bit like the fat kid in school who makes arm-pit farts to get attention... though arm-pit farts are probably more intelligent than anything Rush has to say on any particular subject.

If the democrats really want to hurt Rush, they should just ignore him.

PROTIP: They don't want to hurt Rush. The point of this was never Rush Limbaugh.

The fact that there are people who still don't grok this amazes me.

Olbermann and Obama have many insane things in common but mainly they realize that in a head to head debate Rush would DESTROY their left wing arses. Book it!!!

Rethorn:
With that said, I never understand Olbermann hate. He's unprofessional and a douche, but he's right most of the time, or at least tries to be. How anyone can compare him to someone who is unprofessional, a douche, and blatantly racist, evil, and makes no attempts to correct themselves is beyond me. I guess though it isn't too surprising, as a lot of people seem willing to judge someone by how they say/do something rather than what it is they're saying or doing. Olbermann says right things in the wrong way, so he's disliked just as much as people who say horribly wrong things in the wrong way.

I dunno Keith Olberman has been pretty calm and mellow these past few weeks. But i agree he sometimes gets carried away even though he is right most of the time. But what do you expect? hes a commentator. its all about making good tv and ratings. The people wouldn't watch a brian williams olbermann.


I dont think he will ever go full bill orielly though. You never go full bill orielly.

Bigger Leftist Intarweb Schlong: If the democrats really want to hurt Rush, they should just ignore him.

PROTIP: They don't want to hurt Rush. The point of this was never Rush Limbaugh.

The fact that there are people who still don't grok this amazes me.

THIS.

however - the billboard is lame. rush serves the dems best when he's just being himself, leading the GOP into obscurity.

rjkline: Olbermann and Obama have many insane things in common but mainly they realize that in a head to head debate Rush would DESTROY their left wing arses. Book it!!!

Limbaugh could out-do Olberman and Obama in many areas, not just arguing. Don't sell him short. Take, for example, his ability to acquire huge quantities of medication without a prescription. And eating. And boy touching.

The Limbaugh has many dimensions. All hail the bloated messiah

rjkline: Olbermann and Obama have many insane things in common but mainly they realize that in a head to head debate Rush would DESTROY their left wing arses. Book it!!!

ROTFLMAO

you're joking, right? in an actual debate - not on his radio show? rush has a problem with facts. and that doesn't help in an actual debate.

rjkline: a head to head debate Rush would DESTROY their left wing arses. Book it!!!


You can file that one under "Never gonna happen", but I would pay to see that.

Even if both Olberman and Obama tag-teamed him, Rush would crush them.

FlashHarry: rush has a problem with facts.


That is funny coming from you.

Very.


/moon + bat

MugzyBrown 2009-03-13 07:47:28 AM
Olbermann is a bigger moron than Rush.

At least Rush is funny sometimes. He doesn't pretend to me a real journalist.


THIS
// Keith is just too whiney and smug. Just too hard not to picture him "loving himself" in the mirror every morning. Telling himself that he is the "greatest person in the world"

Bigger Leftist Intarweb Schlong: If the democrats really want to hurt Rush, they should just ignore him.

PROTIP: They don't want to hurt Rush. The point of this was never Rush Limbaugh.

The fact that there are people who still don't grok this amazes me.

Yes, yes.. divide and conquer. Whatever you say. It's childish and as the old saying goes, ""Never wrestle with a pig-you get dirty and the pig likes it".

By paying attention to this jackass, they are giving him exactly what he wants.


...also, what the hell does "grok" mean?

Rethorn: With that said, I never understand Olbermann hate. He's unprofessional and a douche, but he's right most of the time, or at least tries to be.

I can't help but get the sense that he's looking down at his audience, especially those who dare disagree with him. And as a raging narcissist, he can't fathom why people may not like him. At least Rush gets why people don't like him.

Bartman66: Keith is just too whiney and smug. Just too hard not to picture him "loving himself" in the mirror every morning. Telling himself that he is the "greatest person in the world"

That's the sense I get from every left-wing blowhard. At least the right-wing blowhards try to be personable, even if they're just as wrong.

Phil Herup: Even if both Olberman and Obama tag-teamed him, Rush would crush them.

I'm pretty sure neither would be foolish enough to sleep with a man who could roll over and end their lives. Besides, Rush only swings with boys -- whose young reflexes and supple bodies are capable of eluding his girth is such situations.

HE and that rick guy that follows him. It is like watching and info-mercial on how the dems are good and the evil rep's are to blame for everything. It's BS with blinders on.

How the hell did Thelma get correspondent gig at MSNBC?